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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

That DICK! posted:

who laughs at children for believing in santa?

every christmas i go to the malls and watch the line of children and hoot and holler until i'm kicked out

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

eonwe posted:

while(Trump)
do
dumbShit

The code always runs.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Larry is right that the War of Southern Aggression was unnecessary and unconstitutional.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



this guy an :ancap: or something?

Ruzihm fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Apr 12, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ever see a mall santa's face when a six year old asks for "daddy to find mommy sexually attractive again"

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The dude who was against the enslavement and genocide of another ethnic/racial group: literally Hitler.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Ruzihm posted:

this guy an :ancap: or something?

pretty sure he isn't for real at this point

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

Larry is right that the War of Southern Aggression Surrender was unnecessary and unconstitutional.

ftfy

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Joementum posted:

Larry is right that the War of Southern Aggression was unnecessary and unconstitutional.

the original dc vs nc conflict

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

wake me up when we get a conviction

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol is this new? just saw it on my feed



if so expect some outrage about (((Zuckerberg))) oppressing the noble Macedonians at freedomfornow.freedom by banning their links

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


War of Southern :qq:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
free.dom

delivery in 30 minutes or less or u get a complimentary sub

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poo poo yeah right in the arm right there baby ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gently caress yeah

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm pretty sure that the "don't take pictures of trains" line was the tipoff that that dude is trolling

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

every christmas i go to the malls and watch the line of children and hoot and holler until i'm kicked out

I was a kid who laughed at other kids who believed in Santa.

Benefits of being raised non-Christian I guess.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shageletic posted:

I was a kid who laughed at other kids who believed in Santa.

Benefits of being raised non-Christian I guess.

santa owned, sorry your life sucked

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



let's not forget that our illustrious vice president is in florida all this week for vacation at sanibel island

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Shageletic posted:

I was a kid who laughed at other kids who believed in Santa.

Benefits of being raised non-Christian I guess.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/annalecta/status/852264141469495297

https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/852233632726999040

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

lol is this new? just saw it on my feed



if so expect some outrage about (((Zuckerberg))) oppressing the noble Macedonians at freedomfornow.freedom by banning their links

Yeah it's just to cover Zuckerbergs rear end for when he runs for president in 2020. Please go read this FAQ to find out more about fake news! Lmao maybe they can add a click through PowerPoint with a quiz at the end so people can ignore it even more.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/wsjpolitics/status/852263968617922561

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




jfc

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


365,000 Americans, 290,000 confederate trash.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

I am starting to think that this guy isn't as good at making deals as he tells everyone.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
do it you dessicated spray tan

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my local news station just posted this



guy looked good for 83

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




wut

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

jesus, this guy is dumb loving objectivist rear end in a top hat. also he looks like on of my favorite college professor but like completely opposite personality wise.



as a history major and a human being, i hate loving southern lost cause assholes. lincoln wasn't a tyrant and neither was Sherman, hell they didnt go far enough in my personal opinion. stop acting like your shithead great grand pappy got killed for some "righteous and noble cause" he died because he followed a bunch of rich pseudo intellectual backwards agrarian cunts who's cornerstone of exitance and wealth was keeping people in bondage. we should have hung every confederate officer who ranked above Leutenant on the telegraph poles and hung Davis, Stephens and lee for treason.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


ah yes the "you can't fire me I quit" of politics

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

That DICK! posted:

my local news station just posted this



guy looked good for 83

black dont crack fam

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"If you don't come to the table and vote on this insane disaster of a policy that everybody hates, why I'll just blow my brains out right here!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
do it motherfucker

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i love dying i do it daily

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
art of the deal

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Well I'm owned

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

my ribcage is about to collapse i'm laughing so hard

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