- Peg Sliderskew
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I clicked on 'Manage people' but they still aren't listening to me and my salary hasn't gone up either. Should I go into the BIOS?
If so, which button is that?
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Apr 12, 2017 21:02
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- Adbot
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May 16, 2024 17:54
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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I use the Pause Break button on my keyboard to get my subordinates to get back to work.
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Apr 12, 2017 21:05
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- Peg Sliderskew
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I did try pressing tab, but apparently you can't buy it in the UK
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Apr 12, 2017 21:08
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- FluffieDuckie
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I use the Pause Break button on my keyboard to get my subordinates to get back to work.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Apr 12, 2017 21:12
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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I tried pressing Home to end work early and go home, but it didn't work.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:26
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- Fuck My Ass
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sometimes my finger accidentally just grazes the period key and my gf sort of glares in my direction
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Apr 13, 2017 00:16
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- google THIS
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sometimes my finger accidentally just grazes the period key and my gf sort of glares in my direction
You think that's bad? Every time I hit semicolon I have to poop out a truck. Don't tell maintenance.
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Apr 13, 2017 02:24
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- birds
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tried clearing history but the painful memories from middle school still linger...
thanks hogge wild!
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Apr 13, 2017 03:47
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- Peg Sliderskew
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Tried clicking Find on the menu, keys still lost. Reported all bugs found so far to Google.
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Apr 13, 2017 12:13
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- google THIS
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Looking at the stack of boxes next to my desk, I think "Did I really order that many Tagalongs?" Shaking my head, I pull up my settings and click "Clear cookies."
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Apr 13, 2017 14:04
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- google THIS
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I block third-party cookies, that way I only have to watch what I eat at the first two parties.
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Apr 13, 2017 14:52
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- Peg Sliderskew
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I block third-party cookies, that way I only have to watch what I eat at the first two parties.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Apr 13, 2017 15:30
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- Peg Sliderskew
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Tried 'Extensions', house still same size. This is a flipping joke!
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Apr 13, 2017 15:31
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- Peg Sliderskew
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What will happen if I press Escape...?
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Apr 13, 2017 18:53
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- Macnult
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What will happen if I press Escape...?
you can't escape
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Apr 13, 2017 19:04
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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What will happen if I press Escape...?
Worked for me, but I ended up in Margaritaville
Would not press again also need airfare
Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 13, 2017
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Apr 13, 2017 19:18
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- Peg Sliderskew
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You're right, still here. I've decided not to press Insert either.
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Apr 13, 2017 19:56
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I keep pressing the q key and find myself unable to hold back tears
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Apr 13, 2017 20:45
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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I keep pressing the q key and find myself unable to hold back tears
i haven't even been able to get to the front of the line to press the q button
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Apr 13, 2017 21:05
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i haven't even been able to get to the front of the line to press the q button
we are just getting owned today
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Apr 13, 2017 21:06
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- Gay Weed Dad
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cool dude, flyin' high
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Keep pressing the space bar, still on earth. Not just you OP, they must've pushed an update; gotta be more gentle with the updates!
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Apr 13, 2017 21:08
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- Peg Sliderskew
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New bug detected- Google doesn't answer my emails reporting all of these bugs.
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Apr 13, 2017 21:42
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- alnilam
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BUG REPORT: There is a fly in the kitchen i think i can coax it out the door using a broom hold on
BUG REPORT: another fly got in while i had the door propped open
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Apr 13, 2017 21:44
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- HaveARottenDay
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every press of backspace is painfully causing me to grow another vertebra in my spine. How do I undo this
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Apr 13, 2017 22:06
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- Arrhythmia
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It's too late batman! Once I press the control button I shall become more powerful than you could DREAM of!
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Apr 13, 2017 22:09
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- HaveARottenDay
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*sweating profusely holding down shift... finger hovering over '4'*
this is it... just a few thousand presses of this and all my finance problems are over- christine will have to take me back!
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Apr 13, 2017 22:17
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- alnilam
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*sweating profusely holding down shift... finger hovering over '4'*
this is it... just a few thousand presses of this and all my finance problems are over- christine will have to take me back!
Beck holding shift and furiously looking for the 2
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Apr 13, 2017 22:36
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- FalseParadigm
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Chew, chew, chew. That is the thing to do.
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Tried pressing the Alt button to as usual play music by tht likes of REM, the smashing pumpkins, soundgarden, etc, but my left hand was holding a drink so i hit the one on the right side... now my screen keeps showing weird racist stuff and a cartoon frog
Be warned, the are not as rare as their name implies.
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Apr 13, 2017 22:37
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- Adbot
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May 16, 2024 17:54
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I pressed F1 but my car's still a mini-SUV
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