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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i absolutely need some leg days; i'm sure you've seen me waddle weakly across the senate floor

i want to rise above that, but leg day is the bane of my very existence! :sludgepal:

so more eggs for me, since i'm a mongoose who absolutely loves eggs whether scrambled, over easy, hard, sunny side up, soft boiled, hard boiled, medium boiled, poached or in an omelette

how did you make the omelette? I want to know for purposes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWi3NwDrQok

all the omelette wisdom you need

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

nothing comes close to turd blossom

Scooter Burger

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

Scooter Burger

who even lives in scooterburg

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


that's not arnold schwarzenegger cooking on ostrich egg on a sun-warmed tank

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


contrary to popular belief, the moon and earth are actually pretty far away from each other realtive to their diameter,s and the also don't have anime eyes

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

also spiderbro is still alive

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

punchymcpunch posted:

is that at the outback steakhouse?

you know how they make those radishes that look like flowers? its like that. soak overnight for maximum effect.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I kinda thought she'd get killed by a bat by now

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

zegermans posted:

contrary to popular belief, the moon and earth are actually pretty far away from each other realtive to their diameter,s and the also don't have anime eyes

However the earth is flat and the moon is a lie

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

My Linux Rig posted:

However the earth is flat and the moon is a lie

I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the shadow of the sun

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

also spiderbro is still alive
What?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

The moon is a mess

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

how did you make the omelette? I want to know for purposes

Not without breaking a few eggs.

Metaphor!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Linux Rig posted:

However the earth is flat and the moon is a lie

It's a space station.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

that's not arnold schwarzenegger cooking on ostrich egg on a sun-warmed tank

well spotted

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the moon is a big pizza pie

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

PostNouveau posted:

Oh hey, what do you know. I guess federal hiring is really complicated who knew

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/852309882254630912

Yeah, but they're also going to tell all the agencies to prepare for staff cuts.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

turn on ur... elevator monitor

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

dont doxx me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/ZemanLynnZ/status/852334331083325440

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/sciencemobileen/status/852184926736838656

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

dang that was a responsible edit, much respect

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

Ben Carson is having a rough month, wow

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


my pet outdoor furrow spider

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

Can any of us truly say he was wrong to do so?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

please don't yell TRUMP!! at children baloogan

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

we've had too many golfer presidents. we need a gamer president imo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

dang that was a responsible edit, much respect

:shrug: 'mentally challenged' is gonna be the next slur

hell, it already is :/

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

hell same

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator
glad to hear u got to meet ur hero

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



zegermans posted:

contrary to popular belief, the moon and earth are actually pretty far away from each other realtive to their diameter,s and the also don't have anime eyes

those ain't no earth continents, that's alderaan and the original wiffle death star

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
there is this liminal space where you aren't sure if someone is bona fide mentally challenged or drunk or just stupid

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Baloogan posted:

so i got accosted by a mentally challenged child in an elevator

how did you get into the white house

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



earth is bad

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

there is this liminal space where you aren't sure if someone is bona fide mentally challenged or drunk or just stupid
Especially when you yourself are perpetually the latter two.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

punchymcpunch posted:

earth is bad

better kill it then

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

:shrug: 'mentally challenged' is gonna be the next slur

hell, it already is :/

trump voter is the next slur for me

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

there is this liminal space where you aren't sure if someone is bona fide mentally challenged or drunk or just stupid

h y p e r l i m i n a l w a v e

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