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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Ghostnuke posted:

Why not take it a step further? Just make the whole floor a grate/drain. Pull your dong out and start peeing as soon as you enter the door while walking towards the sink to wash up.

I saw some motorway service station toilets in Europe with floors like that with water flowing beneath. Probably considered rude to deliberately aim for the floor though.

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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

I hope they treated those blocks before using them indoors. I use cinder blocks as the foundation to hold up really heavy indoor plants (in the gigantic pots that are like two feet in diameter). There would be dust everywhere flaking off of those if I hadn't brushed them first and then painted them with a sealant paint.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

This week MMH found an unambiguously terrible McMansion mural

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Youth Decay posted:

This week MMH found an unambiguously terrible McMansion mural


I’m the casque of amontillado.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Youth Decay posted:

This week MMH found an unambiguously terrible McMansion mural


Lol. That's the county I grew up in. I would have guessed Bull Valley just outside of Woodstock, IL. Turns out it's in Algonquin. It must have "gentrified" since I grew up.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


When I build my max-square-footage-lowest-bidder mcmansion some day, I'm going to get a mural of that in my basement billiard room. Not a mural matching that one, I mean a mural of that room in the picture, with the mural. A metamural, if you will.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

I’m the casque of amontillado.

Oh, for the love of god.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Phanatic posted:

Oh, for the love of god, Montresor!

FTFY

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
#bricksoutforfortunato

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
The only thing sealed into those walls is bad taste, and you know it.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I like how they minimized on the wine room. Instead of installing racks that could fit about 200 bottles in that space, now they can only fit about 30! ECONOMY!

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

But it looks so authentic

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ohgodwhat posted:

But it looks so authentic

Oh deff. I especially like the three FOUR different kinds of fake brick veneer they used.

If that's real brick I will poo poo myself inside out and grout a bathroom with it.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Apr 13, 2017

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


ExplodingSims posted:

Mom discovers one neat trick college students have used for years:

http://shareably.net/diy-cinder-projects/?utm_source=smob&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=268&utm_campaign=smob&umtscde=le27

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CINDERBLOCK

Is that site another The Onion spinoff a la Clickhole?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Suspect Bucket posted:

Oh deff. I especially like the three FOUR different kinds of fake brick veneer they used.

If that's real brick I will poo poo myself inside out and grout a bathroom with it.

So the clearly drywall wall behind the shelf and wine-holes isn't enough of a clue that they just piled a bunch of scrap brick up in an otherwise normal interior room to make that silly thing?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

there wolf posted:

The only thing sealed into those walls is bad taste, and you know it.


Something about the photography makes this whole thing look like another mural.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

ExplodingSims posted:

Mom discovers one neat trick college students have used for years:

http://shareably.net/diy-cinder-projects/?utm_source=smob&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=268&utm_campaign=smob&umtscde=le27

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CINDERBLOCK

15 ways to break your back or your legs.

(Apart from the firepit; that's OK)

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


~Coxy posted:

15 ways to break your back or your legs.

(Apart from the firepit; that's OK)

ha, I thought almost the same thing. "15 ways to break all of your toes at night time"

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


In the grim etsy future, houses will only be furnished with cinderblocks and used pallets.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I have a whole wall of sweet, cinderblock style in my room.

It's kind of lame because I can't hang poo poo on it.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


there wolf posted:

It's kind of lame because I can't hang poo poo on it.

Not with that attitude.

A drill also helps.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

there wolf posted:

I have a whole wall of sweet, cinderblock style in my room.

It's kind of lame because I can't hang poo poo on it.

Maybe try smearing it on there instead.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


there wolf posted:

I have a whole wall of sweet, cinderblock style in my room.

It's kind of lame because I can't hang poo poo on it.

Tapcons and a hammer drill my friend.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

there wolf posted:

I have a whole wall of sweet, cinderblock style in my room.

It's kind of lame because I can't hang poo poo on it.

http://www.homedepot.com/b/Hardware-Fasteners-Anchors-Masonry-Concrete-Anchors/N-5yc1vZc2g8

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related

ExplodingSims posted:

In the grim Pinterest future, houses will only be furnished with cinderblocks and used pallets.

Ftfy

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Can't you just use adhesive hooks? You know, instead of buying a hammer drill.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Can't you just use adhesive hooks? You know, instead of buying a hammer drill.



The walls are too porous and flaky for the strips to get a good grip.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Platystemon posted:

#bricksoutforfortunato

:vince:

Laminator
Jan 18, 2004

You up for some serious plastic surgery?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Can't you just use adhesive hooks? You know, instead of buying a hammer drill.


Why would you ever give up the opportunity to buy a hammer drill? Those things are awesome.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FCKGW posted:

The walls are too porous and flaky for the strips to get a good grip.

They aren't painted? Eww.



Laminator posted:

Why would you ever give up the opportunity to buy a hammer drill? Those things are awesome.

Fair enough.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Facebook Aunt posted:

Can't you just use adhesive hooks? You know, instead of buying a hammer drill

Yeah, but that's no fun.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

#bricksoutforfortunato
This was p. good

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Y'all are a little too easy to bait sometimes.

Also it's not a terrible Pintrest-ridden future without mason jars, fairy lights, distressed paint/whitewash, and recycled window casements.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Suspect Bucket posted:

If that's real brick I will poo poo myself inside out and grout a bathroom with it.
:toxx:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Recently stayed at a rental property, and this was the upstairs bath area.







The rest of the property was nice enough, that bathroom was an abomination though.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Oh god it's a horror film black hole

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Did you stay at a rental property in Silent Hill?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

`Nemesis posted:

Recently stayed at a rental property, and this was the upstairs bath area.




The rest of the property was nice enough, that bathroom was an abomination though.

2/10 no ring

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!
Seriously thought the first picture was a hole in the wall looking into the adjacent room.

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

`Nemesis posted:

Recently stayed at a rental property, and this was the upstairs bath area.







The rest of the property was nice enough, that bathroom was an abomination though.

The tile-looks like kind of a cool abstract thing in thumbnail.

And then you click on it and realize that, now that the requisite blood sacrifices have been made, the portal is opening.

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