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Isn't that all gold? E: I guess theoretically you could synthesize gold with a particle accelerator or something
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:38 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Gold that has its atomic origins in the fusion of a star, as I recall. As opposed to all the gold that formed outside of stars?
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:38 |
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Captain Monkey posted:As opposed to all the gold that formed outside of stars? Some of it appears in locked rooms in Switzerland and nobody can recall where it came from. But that's a Höss of a different colour.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:45 |
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No, purestrain gold is the gold that can trace it's roots back to the big bang and will not eventually decay into a different element. Non-purestrain is gold formed by supernovae and other mechanisms.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 16:02 |
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Maxwells Demon posted:No, purestrain gold is the gold that can trace it's roots back to the big bang and will not eventually decay into a different element. Non-purestrain is gold formed by supernovae and other mechanisms.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 16:10 |
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IIRC he got the basic concept of different grades of gold from a legit wacko somewhere else on the internet and developed it further for here.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 16:11 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I'll tell her I know this great little restaurant that doesn't take reservations. That makes it sound cool, makes it sound exclusive. And then when we get to the restaurant, the restaurant is closed, as, of course, it always is on Sundays. So I'll feign surprise and say something along the lines of, "I guess we could grab a pizza and watch a movie at my place." Spoeank posted:This is a pro move.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 16:45 |
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Captain Monkey posted:As opposed to all the gold that formed outside of stars? Only shooting stars break the mold.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 17:07 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Hours later, the younger monk could no longer contain his frustration. "As Monks Going Our Own Way, we don't serve females," he said the older monk, "especially loose acquaintances. It is dangerous. Why, then, did you print out that document for her? You didn't even get a hug."
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 17:31 |
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Mikl posted:Only shooting stars break the mold. eat the eggs.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:11 |
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Lmao
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 20:32 |
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there is no part of this that is not best
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 20:59 |
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Athropos posted:Im sure thats someone's fetish. A retard rolling in mud for 30 minutes. putrid aidsman posted:Don't sign your posts
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyL4c_LDCl0
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 10:16 |
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Nash posted:I like to think of the Lizardmen as babysitters.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 11:20 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guys I just thought of a really good one what if um, what if you were doing a jack-o'-lantern, doing a jack-o'-lantern on, uh, Halloween, and you had a big pumpkin, a really big one, and it was like, too big to scoop it out on your own, so, okay, so keep following this, right, what if there was a store, a Halloween store that just scooped out the insides of pumpkins, all the seeds and pulp and stuff, and it uh, you could take the pumpkin there, in your car, whatever kind of car, you could take the big pumpkin and say to the guy - or the girl, okay, the store could have girls, yeah, Maurice, you don't have to start, I know, the store could have girls, okay - you could say to the guy that you want to have a jack-o'-lantern instead of a pumpkin, or that is you want the pumpkin to be turned into a jack-o'-lantern, but the guy doesn't have to carve the eyes and mouth and stuff, you can do that part, but he needs to scoop out all the insides because the pumpkin is so big, and the guy would be like, here's our fee scale, because they probably don't do a sliding income, uh, you know a sliding income thing, it's probably just based on weight or, um, yeah, maybe a per-hour fee or something, maybe he could give you a quote, I don't know, but you might look at it and be like, wow, the price of scooping is so high, the uh, another way to say that would be the cost of hollowing, or uh, I guess that would be the hollow, uh, I mean does that work, does that fit with what we're all doing? I don't understand. Can you explain it to me like I'm Sean Spicer?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 12:41 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I don't understand. Can you explain it to me like I'm Sean Spicer? Hitler Bad
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:16 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I don't understand. Can you explain it to me like I'm Sean Spicer? hollow cost center
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:28 |
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Oh holy poo poo that's terrible I thought it was just mildly amusing nonsense Puns are literally worse than Hitler
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:11 |
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Crazycryodude posted:Oh holy poo poo that's terrible I thought it was just mildly amusing nonsense actually puns are good and pun haters are stupid most thread pun runs go on too long though
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:33 |
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theflyingorc posted:actually puns are good and pun haters are stupid This one has been going on a while now, and I kind of do Wannsee how much longer it can go.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:59 |
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I'd like you all to be beaten with wicker canes, personally
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:12 |
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Shut up cosby.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 19:17 |
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Can't wait to see the fallout from a swathe of goons Googling "famous and obscure Nazis".
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:02 |
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Roro posted:Can't wait to see the fallout from a swathe of goons Googling "famous and obscure Nazis". I'm sure it will cause quite a fuhrer. Sorry, "furor."
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:22 |
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Haha nobody will Trump that
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:24 |
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I'm Goebbelling up these puns
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:31 |
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Pun chains do tend to go on too long. I think if the last 10 puns in a row didn't land, the thread should stop. Unfortunately no pun in ten did, so we really should end it.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:39 |
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Reichs that was bad.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:41 |
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Something something gas the thread!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdrNWfFRUoY
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 20:49 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Haha nobody will Trump that Wanted to empty quote but I didn't wanna get Bannoned.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 21:46 |
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I want to apologize to Improbable Lobster; he was right about all of this.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 22:16 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I want to apologize to Improbable Lobster; he was right about all of this. hehe you said right
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 22:31 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I want to apologize to Improbable Lobster; he was alt-right about all of this. FTFY
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 22:41 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I want to apologize to Improbable Lobster; he was right about all of this.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 22:42 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I want to apologize to Improbable Lobster; he was right about all of this. I personally am enjoying it but hey, do whatever you l-eich, mann.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:30 |
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This Konstant(in Von Neurath) barrage of Nazi puns must stop.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 23:55 |
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Let's move on and never (uber)menschen this again.
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 00:38 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:17 |
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Wir müssen ein Endlösung für dieser Scheißforum finden.
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