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Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
Pineapple with ham is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Fight me.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

yall whining about how FRUIT AND MEAT DOESNT GO TOGETHER stop being children with non functioning palates ty and godbless

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza hth

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you keep saying things as if they were objective so I'm pretty sure you don't understand subjectivity so once again please go away forever

who is that guy ingame?

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Ynglaur posted:

Pineapple with ham is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Fight me.



:agreed:


1001 Arabian dicks posted:

who is that guy ingame?

He's from a country known for putting really weird poo poo on pizza.

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

scandoslav posted:

He's from a country known for putting really weird poo poo on pizza.

Like eggs and mayo iirc

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Personally i think pineapple on pizza is neither delicious or disgusting. I have no strong opinion one way or the other.

Malthuras
Feb 23, 2012

Go away
Only godless heathens put pineapple on pizza

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

who is that guy ingame?

idk if he plays anymore but he's dreiden kisada so feel free

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

vyst posted:

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza hth

and a whole lot of poo poo that didn't belong in your mouth ended up there, so lets live and let live

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

and a whole lot of poo poo that didn't belong in your mouth ended up there, so lets live and let live

Well that's the pot calling the kettle black

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


vyst posted:

Well that's the pot calling the kettle black

:a2m:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

vyst posted:

Well that's the pot calling the kettle black

nah the bad things come out of my mouth

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

So if someone vouches for me to join Goonwaffe then im basically in?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



This game sucks dont play it. Do literally anything else. Lighting your pubes on fire is more fun and productive than this game.

EdEddnEddy
Apr 5, 2012



scandoslav posted:



:agreed:


He's from a country known for putting really weird poo poo on pizza.

Ok.... I am intrigued.

Is that pork in a cored pineapple, bbq'ed wrapped in bacon?


Bacon makes everything better, but I can understand cooking this all together being amazing.


Its when you just throw cold, wet pineapple on hot meat that makes it less appealing to me.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

EdEddnEddy posted:

Ok.... I am intrigued.

Is that pork in a cored pineapple, bbq'ed wrapped in bacon?


Bacon makes everything better, but I can understand cooking this all together being amazing.


Its when you just throw cold, wet pineapple on hot meat that makes it less appealing to me.

the pineapple is roasted with the pork. This caramelizes the sugars, letting them seep into the meat as they cook, creating a sweet layer to form around the meat. It also causes the acidic enzymes in the pineapple to tenderize the pork inside, as someone said earlier. This helps the former process along.

Any acidic fruit works for this; limes, lemons, tomatoes, kiwis, etc. Although I would probably not eat a ham stuffed with lemons.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

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im pretty sure only pineapple has the bromelain, which is the enzyme

citric acid is more present elsewhere but that's not what does the real tenderizing, at least in marinades and such

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

acidic enzymes

:crossarms:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

im pretty sure only pineapple has the bromelain, which is the enzyme

citric acid is more present elsewhere but that's not what does the real tenderizing, at least in marinades and such

Papaya has bromelein but nobody cooks with that poo poo.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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Papaya has papain

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Oh true, drat im bad at googling

Endie
Feb 7, 2007

Jings
If we're talking about fruits and meat then game deserves a mention, especially venison and duck.

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

Bacon-wrapped apples are one of my favorite camping snacks. Just wrap them up in some foil with some brown sugar and cinnamon between the bacon and apple and chuck them into the campfire. Half an hour later you've got delicious meat wrapped around a lovely soft and sweet core.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

CainFortea posted:

No poo poo. Maybe you should read your own posts.

Nah, no one should be subjected to your posting. Even you.


Or I just don't like sweet meats. Confusing I know, using English words.

I bet you used to eat sand sandwiches as a kid.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

vyst posted:

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza hth

It grows on you...
Source: My gf orders pineaple pizza all the god drat time. I learned to tolerate her it.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

orange juche posted:

This game sucks dont play it. Do literally anything else. Lighting your pubes on fire is more fun and productive than this game.

Pass the salt shaker plz.

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

EdEddnEddy posted:

Ok.... I am intrigued.

Is that pork in a cored pineapple, bbq'ed wrapped in bacon?

Boneless ribs in the middle, yes.

Divine Blob
Mar 13, 2013

scandoslav posted:



:agreed:


He's from a country known for putting really weird poo poo on pizza.

i take back my comment on sweet meats this looks like something i might try

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

idk if he plays anymore but he's dreiden kisada so feel free

well that explains the dumb opinions.

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Pepperoni is much worse on pizza then pineapple. Overly salty, unrefined, greasy poo poo.

Midig fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Apr 13, 2017

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Certainly can be. Although, pretty much any pepperoni is refined. If it wasn't, it would just be a pile of pork and beef with some seasons thrown on top.

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!
The definitive best marinade for beef fajitas is from Pappasitos and is 50% pineapple juice (3 parts pineapple juice, 2 parts soy sauce, and 1 part water for those that are interested).

Pineapple on pizza is terrible.

Shockingly, some fruit and meat combinations are fine and good and should be applauded while others should be shunned and mocked like the people that advocate for them. Be reasonable people.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

scandoslav posted:

Boneless ribs

wat

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

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its the rib meat with the bones removed

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


You might even call them boneless ribs.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How well does the game run on minimum settings on a laptop that's a few years old? On the go for awhile but I'd like to do some ratting while watching dumb YT videos/porn

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

its the rib meat with the bones removed

obviously


it was an ironic "wat", intended to point out the ridiculousness of calling something a boneless bone

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

ChickenWing posted:

obviously


it was an ironic "wat", intended to point out the ridiculousness of calling something a boneless bone

And I'm sure you discard the meat and just eat the bones when you eat ribs

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

Robo Reagan posted:

How well does the game run on minimum settings on a laptop that's a few years old? On the go for awhile but I'd like to do some ratting while watching dumb YT videos/porn

Poorly. I have a surface pro (the original) and it overheats running 1 client while docked in about 10 minutes. Ymmv though.

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

gwrtheyrn posted:

And I'm sure you discard the meat and just eat the bones when you eat ribs

do you not?

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