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They should give the Trump administration all the same good communicator awards they gave to the CEO of United.
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christ donald j. trump the apprentice guy is president
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Fake. Fake news.
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TwoStepBoog posted:i should have made it a little more dumb to indicate i was trying to give the trump narrative Sorry, I'm freaking my balls out right now. You don't get into a pissing contest with a dictator that his own existence and future relies only on his ability to be thought as the pissing god by everyone else. The generals do NOT control DPRK.
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I was wondering what Kim has to gain from escalating tensions with a nuclear test right now. There's an election in S.K. coming up in less than a month, and Moon Jae-in who is offering a more conciliatory approach to N.K. is probably going to get elected. However, that has historically been the time when North Korea escalates because it pushes South Koreans into voting for the progressives so...
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lol, i was wondering how official that was, because "we'll attack you if we for some reason start to feel like you might be about to do something" is an insane threat to make when you play brinksmanship, there's really no rational way to respond to it
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Good lord help me, I can't tell if this comic is pro or anti Trump.
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don't u fuckin walk back the apocalypse
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Pentagon official: it would be extremely dangerous... NK: Ur a big country Pent. Official: 4 U *Starts WW3*
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Baloogan posted:don't u fuckin walk back the apocalypse They're just waiting to kick it off until you go to sleep
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Dante80 posted:You don't get into a pissing contest with a dictator that his own existence and future relies only on his ability to be thought as the pissing god by everyone else. The Kims actually don't piss or poo poo. You didn't know? http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/520819/Kim-Jong-does-not-poo-pee-urinate-defecate-weird-facts-mother-boobs-breast-golf-books
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triple sulk posted:hello https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9AoqEYVs1c
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PostNouveau posted:The Kims actually don't piss or poo poo. You didn't know? I do know that and it also strengthens my argument.
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Dante80 posted:Sorry, I'm freaking my balls out right now. They may not control it now, but my understanding is that they could very easily be in control of it, if Kim started acting too recklessly.
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im gonna eat all you fuckbois first after the nukes drop
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Even shinzo gettin shook https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/852663944879669248
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Dante80 posted:I do know that and it also strengthens my argument. He can't be a pissing god if he doesn't piss. That's just common sense.
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https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/852630957941248001 Consummate Professional posted:Even shinzo gettin shook https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/852641262511325184 DryGoods fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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sexpig by night posted:im gonna eat all you fuckbois first after the nukes drop haha jokes on you im close enough to an airforce base that ill get turned to ash instantly
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Internet Webguy posted:the pentagon is going to learn that we have launched nukes during a press conference at some point in the near future I wonder how many members would quit in the immediate 24 hrs after
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lol what the actual gently caress is even happening rn
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Majorian posted:They may not control it now, but my understanding is that they could very easily be in control of it, if Kim started acting too recklessly. To clarify: by "in control," I mean "putting a bullet through Kim's head and then tearfully announcing to the public that Dear Glorious Supreme Leader passed away in his sleep suddenly and unexpectedly, from a stroke."
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pentagon: that's crazy. not true at all rest of world: *quietly hides under desk*
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UV_Catastrophe posted:lol what the actual gently caress is even happening rn TRUMP
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UV_Catastrophe posted:lol what the actual gently caress is even happening rn trump
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omg this is the best since pants on the ground donkey
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UV_Catastrophe posted:lol what the actual gently caress is even happening rn TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
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I hope its his dick.
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if the administration shits themselves this badly and publicly over kim waving his tiny nuke dick around we are so loving hosed u guys
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Me, in the past: This Trump thing seems like a death cult. [said sadly] Me, now: This Trump thing seems like a death cult. [said happily]
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we're all gonna die because our president wanted to get in a 3-day weekend and left the keys to the nukes at home after the pentagon promised they wouldn't use them
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Now this is very interesting and makes me think the North Koreans are not trying to escalate: The apartments are the equivalent of "100 nuclear bombs." Now, the DPRK can flip this around in a flash, but it's interesting... It's a message to the ROK that the North is open to investment. (So elect Moon Jae-in!) And a second track of propaganda is aimed at Trump being a dangerous warmonger.
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Dante80 posted:Sorry, I'm freaking my balls out right now. that's why donald was sent off to play golf, to keep him and his entourage from following the Trump Doctrine straight to WWIII
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