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Soulex posted:How many privates could YOU fit into a portapotty? Not as many as in your mom.
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The Rat posted:Not as many as in your mom. That's redundant.
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You guys watching the news? http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-may-launch-strike-if-north-korea-reaches-nuclear-n746366 Guys in the IRR like: 
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so close to reporting soulex
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so close to reporting soulex HOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Apr 14, 2017 01:07
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like on one hand THOSE WORDS but on the other hand REPORTING
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmbo if your (insert basic trainer pronouns of choice here) wasn't a seven foot tall, three hundred pound Scotsman with an especially colorful vocabulary, a Medusian gaze, and a penchant for visiting horrific acts of violence on (insert basic trainee pronouns of choice here)
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spacetoaster posted:You guys watching the news? more year.
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my DS looked like the encino man and that's about the only thing i remember with any clarity about any of them
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Apr 14, 2017 01:14
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imagine Major Payne except shorter, blacker, bald, a gold tooth and the same exact enunciation and accent. dude was pretty cool.
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spacetoaster posted:You guys watching the news? So much dice rolling going on. 
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My drill sgts fought over how the first aid pouch on the old ALICE LBE should be carried. (Snap up or snap down)
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Apr 14, 2017 01:34
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Someone on their last week of IRR is gonna get called up and be in North Korea three months later.
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Apr 14, 2017 01:35
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My DS's nickname for me was Nixon
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Apr 14, 2017 01:38
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Not gonna lie, one of the best things I ever saw was a drill sergeant come out of loving nowhere to flying-tackle some dumbass who turned with his whole body on the range, causing his M16 to stop pointing downrange. It was magical.
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Apr 14, 2017 02:24
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Lol if your drill sergeant didnt get busted for throwing literal pizza parties for the females while on duty
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Apr 14, 2017 03:20
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lol if you saw a female under the age of 60 at basic 
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Apr 14, 2017 03:22
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there were some busted navy chicks at medical
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Apr 14, 2017 03:34
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i hate it because I only use "female" when talking about the military for some reason and apparently thats like a huge incel thing
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Apr 14, 2017 03:35
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I'm starting to realize why everyone in the Army has a drinking problem
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Apr 14, 2017 04:06
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one day you'll be a captain so you should get hands on with ASAP really, it will put you ahead of your peers
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i hate it because I only use "female" when talking about the military for some reason and apparently thats like a huge incel thing  Mustang posted:I'm starting to realize why everyone in the Army has a drinking problem  yessssssssssssssssss let the hate flow throug you
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My drill sergeant got like hulk angry mad after our PT test and rocketed this privates canteen a good 40 feet striking the pull-up bar beam and breaking off the cap. I remember being impressed with his accuracy, assuming that he was aiming for said target.
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Mustang posted:I'm starting to realize why everyone in the Army has a drinking problem If it surprises you, then you haven't been paying attention.
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Mustang posted:I'm starting to realize why everyone in the Army has a drinking problem Wait...we're allowed to drink?
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Mike-o posted:
Ironically I've never been called in the middle of the night or on the weekend because of any of my soldiers, as far as I know they're all saints. It's all the poo poo outside my platoon that drives me up the goddamn wall sometimes.
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Mustang posted:Ironically I've never been called in the middle of the night or on the weekend because of any of my soldiers, as far as I know they're all saints. You're either a goddamn unicorn or someone is running interference and when they're gone for one reason or another the shitshow will be spectacular. It can be as simple as the one dude who serves as the unit conscience the dude who takes the drunks home and or stops fights going on leave or taking a 3 day on a fed holiday to go to the beach.
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Apr 14, 2017 05:58
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Steezo posted:You're either a goddamn unicorn or someone is running interference and when they're gone for one reason or another the shitshow will be spectacular. It can be as simple as the one dude who serves as the unit conscience the dude who takes the drunks home and or stops fights going on leave or taking a 3 day on a fed holiday to go to the beach. no such thing as unicorns, someone is definitely running interference.
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Apr 14, 2017 06:05
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All the crazy soldier legal stuff I experience vicariously through my sister PL's. I wouldn't even know where to start, poo poo's alien to me.
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Apr 14, 2017 06:06
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I guess it helps that I've spent the vast majority of my time with my platoon in the field, garrison time is few and far between at the moment
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Apr 14, 2017 06:08
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i guarantee you once you get back that at least 1/3 of your soldiers will be doing one of the following:
There's about a ten percent chance that I pulled out of my rear end that one of them will have raped a girl. Or guy.
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Apr 14, 2017 06:12
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probably has a good nco who is running all the screening who will be the first one kicked out for some dumb reason
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Apr 14, 2017 06:16
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Good thing we're scheduled with more YTC rotations in a year than most LT's get in 3 years I guess...... I honestly often feel like I have no idea what the gently caress I'm doing when we're in garrison because I've spent so little time actually doing garrison stuff. My cohort of PL's already have more field time with our PLTs than any of the "senior" LT's ever did with theirs.
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Apr 14, 2017 06:19
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in 12 years I did 1 NTC rotations and 0 JRTC rotations (other than the entired of my time at polk but nothing proper) and literally YTC rotations are just made up poo poo for people at Tacoma because lol. like YTC is just the field man, your bases field is a long ways away. its just the regular field, an ftx with some added bullshit driving
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Apr 14, 2017 06:21
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i cant even remember t he name of the base at tacoma thank god
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oh yeah JBLM, YTS is just made up poo poo for JBLM its just the field at any other base my friend
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Apr 14, 2017 06:23
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ytc ycs whatever it is
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Apr 14, 2017 06:23
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That's the thing, it's poo poo that might take 2 weeks tops at most duty stations but ends up being a loving month for us because of land reservations
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mlmp08 posted:For the awesome benefit of 10% off of lovely fast food and gasoline, you can have a letter sent to your commander every time you forget to pay your bill! Honestly you can get some pretty fantastic deals with a Star Card if you time it right. Over Christmas I bought a new 15" MBP with mine from the Navy Exchange online; since it was my first purchase with the account I got 15% off, plus the NEX had a 5% off coupon and 24 months no interest. On top of that I got $80 of exchange gift cards via their rewards programs. So basically I saved $500+ on a brand new laptop and got 2 years of no interest.
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Mustang posted:That's the thing, it's poo poo that might take 2 weeks tops at most duty stations but ends up being a loving month for us because of land reservations LMAO bro just be glad you aren't in the 173d and you have to go to a different country to do any training
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