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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:



This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

I don't even know why you should ask. :justget: :justeat: :justpost:

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Whoever made this should be careful. Space Station 13 has taught us the dangers of fractal cooking.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

cash crab posted:

extremely good description

also:



:3:

Dry :(

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Grand Fromage posted:



This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

I INSIST

Do this for us and I'll donate $20 to charity.

I'll also throw in a 30-second audio ad for a food product of your choice, whether real or imaginary. Just dry toast? Shrimp mango smoothie? Pizza without boundaries? You can have it--just eat the burg

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

extremely good description

also:



:3:

Disappointed. I wanted to see four of those on one of those enormous novelty burgers. Call it the Julia burger. Or the Mandelburger.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I INSIST

Do this for us and I'll donate $20 to charity.

I'll make it to a charity of Grand Fromage's choice. DO IT.

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Here comes a new challenger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APFKdYMEVNE

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
We are a failed species.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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5 minutes of adding ingredients. Can anyone name them all? What are in the squeeze bags?

"Yeah, I'll just take one with everything."

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Grand Fromage posted:



This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

You in Taiwan? That writing looks awfully traditional.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

I'm profoundly depressed, and this seems like the breakfast I've been looking for.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Welp guess I'm eating for science. I'll inspect the menu for anything else weird and gross that is unique to Chinese Burger King.

NewFatMike posted:

You in Taiwan? That writing looks awfully traditional.

No, mainland. You can tell by chicken, 鸡 is simplified 雞 traditional.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grand Fromage posted:

Welp guess I'm eating for science. I'll inspect the menu for anything else weird and gross that is unique to Chinese Burger King.


No, mainland. You can tell by chicken, 鸡 is simplified 雞 traditional.

"Simplified".

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Grand Fromage posted:

No, mainland. You can tell by chicken, 鸡 is simplified 雞 traditional.
Why is the 芝 dripping in the larger headline? :ohdear:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Holy poo poo, whats going on brazil? Calm that poo poo down.

I though it was finished, then he whips out the hot dogs and barely grills them.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
How the gently caress do they make money off this poo poo?

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

mds2 posted:

5 minutes of adding ingredients. Can anyone name them all? What are in the squeeze bags?

"Yeah, I'll just take one with everything."

In order:

Hot dog bun
Vinaigrette
Onions
Corn
Potato sticks
Mayo
Ketchup
Cheddar sauce
Catupiry (Brazilian cream cheese)
Sun-dried tomatoes
Bacon
Pulled chicken
Rump steak
Arugula
Wiener
More buns
Heart attack

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I saw a travel show that mentioned those hot dogs before. Basically there was some sort of arms race between street vendors and it led to everyone having a monstrosity like that.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And let me guess, they think of Americans as hideous gluttons and McDonald's is synonymous with dump truck sized loads of dripping meat and cheese and grease.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Data Graham posted:

And let me guess, they think of Americans as hideous gluttons and McDonald's is synonymous with dump truck sized loads of dripping meat and cheese and grease.

In Brazil, it's an excessive novelty. In America, it's third breakfast.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
This is a balanced meal!

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I'm glad somebody called the police

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

twoday posted:

I'm glad somebody called the police

It needed doing.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This is a balanced meal!



Would, then regret, then would.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The way hot dog vendor guy daintily places the arugula on top of the mountain is making me lose it.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This is a balanced meal!


Step away from the oreos ma'am

Henry Black
Jun 27, 2004

If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.
Fun Shoe


Chicken curry with some sort of brown boogers on top, served on a bed of rice and banana chunks.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Henry Black posted:



Chicken curry with some sort of brown boogers on top, served on a bed of rice and banana chunks.

Totally normal, totally would

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
curry can look surprisingly horrible and still be fantastic.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

In Brazil, it's an excessive novelty. In America, it's third breakfast.

some random czech guy: noted expert on Brazil

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Henry Black posted:



Chicken curry with some sort of brown boogers on top, served on a bed of rice and banana chunks.
Get rid of the bananas and I would eat that right now.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
A curry dish will never look attractive unless you really plate it up nicely and maybe hire a pro food photographer. Curry eaters know a good one when they see it though.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Basebf555 posted:

A curry dish will never look attractive unless you really plate it up nicely and maybe hire a pro food photographer. Curry eaters know a good one when they see it though.

This is curry from Gaggan in Bangkok, the best indian restaurant in the world, and the 7th best restaurant in the world overall.



Curry is not pretty.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


There's a reason curry features so heavily at those "eat out of a toilet! :haw:" restaurants.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Please stop posting delicious looking curries, I can't make one for like a week even if I wanted to.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Alaois posted:

some random czech guy: noted expert on Brazil

Indeed I am, and on America as well.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

nex posted:

i suggest trying banana beef




Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://i.imgur.com/QcCI8RT.mp4

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Would

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I wonder how many people share this unironically.

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