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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:One strange thing about relationships I've noticed is, talk to most people about them, and the response will be something like most unsolicited relationship, and really life in general, advice falls firmly under the umbrella of 'misery loves company'
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Everyone's told me wheelchair man is bad, this means he's good. Oh god thank you all. I really hoped my love would make it happen despite his best efforts
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Pick posted:Then what you're saying is that I should pursue Hugh!! But my advice would also be terrible and automatic because I don't know the deal. I don't know, man. Does he make you super happy and people around you say how happy you be? Otherwise screw it. It's more that the automatic response from most people I've ever said that to, is to try to reconcile it, rather then trying to find out exactly what's going on and actually listening first. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:doesn't that leave like, snail trails on the poles Each girl wipes the pole down with a sanitizer before her set at any decent club. Well actually none of them are decent but most are not so lovely that sanitizer isn't used.
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Pick posted:Everyone's told me wheelchair man is bad, this means he's good. Oh god thank you all. I really hoped my love would make it happen despite his best efforts You are a master troll Pick. I applaud you.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:most unsolicited relationship, and really life in general, advice falls firmly under the umbrella of 'misery loves company' I try to give my honest best advice with the upfront caveat that I'm a goddamned moron, and that I often don't know one or more parties involved, so I don't know how important they are to the advice seeker. I give a few ways to look at the situation, what I would do and why, and ask them how they think they should approach things and leave it at that. Mostly I try to pry details out and ask them to explain why those are important and how those relate to the problem and try to gently steer them away from catastrophic actions if needed. I'm basically cribbing off of my therapist, to be truthful. Oh wait, you said unsolicited. Yeah, that advice I give is terrible.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 04:49 |
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Pick posted:Everyone's told me wheelchair man is bad, this means he's good. Oh god thank you all. I really hoped my love would make it happen despite his best efforts Have you ever read Misery? Just do that. poo poo, the hard part is mostly done, he's already in a wheelchair.
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My (18M) parents think I am gay because of a childhood incident, I am straight. I recently found out they told everyone in our family and others as well. How do I deal with this? I feel more shame and embarrassment than everquote:When I was 13 I was on a thread and there was an obvious pic of a guy getting sucked off there. It wasn't a big deal, just another shitposter on a non-gay thread, I wasn't looking AT the photo, but it was on the thread, but my loving mom and sister BARGED in and saw it and also saw me quickly switch tabs... but i knew they saw it. They just quickly closed the door and I heard one say "oh my god".
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Haifisch posted:My (18M) parents think I am gay because of a childhood incident, I am straight. I recently found out they told everyone in our family and others as well. How do I deal with this? I feel more shame and embarrassment than ever hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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quote:I actually work as a clothing model downtown which is nice although i barely get paid lmao.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:05 |
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what a gay lamo
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Haifisch posted:My (18M) parents think I am gay because of a childhood incident, I am straight. I recently found out they told everyone in our family and others as well. How do I deal with this? I feel more shame and embarrassment than ever I hope this guy gets older and realizes that he actually is gay
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:12 |
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Most of the replies are calling his parents narcissists and/or saying he should cut contact the instant he can move out on his own. Never change, reddit.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:14 |
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Maybe the kid was just on /b/, being an edgy teenager when he was 15, and people posted the type of poo poo that's always gotten posted there.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:16 |
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I think this guy just doesn't know what the word "gay" means.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:18 |
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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and actually believe OP on this one. My mom could have walked in any of the numerous times I've been unfortunate enough to open goatse or meatspin and the like, or just be reading a thread where some dork posted a NSFW pic a few posts up. I watched swap.avi with a buddy of mine all the way through as an endurance trial/shared suffering ritual. There could have been some misunderstandings.
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Obviously his parents are being lovely, and there is nothing wrong with doing any of what he's doing and also being straight, but I think in the context of the story, his decision to take that job, while simultaneously really wishing his parents would believe him that he's not gay, while knowing them and having experienced their previous behavior; is, comedically, simply phenomenal
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:34 |
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No idea if he's gay or not, but pretty sure he was searching that stuff out on 4chan.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:47 |
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i think having your entire sexuality invalidated by your parents would feel p lovely and they are kinda garbo for not taking the p simple explanation of "people post those things in an attempt to shock other users of the forums".
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:No idea if he's gay or not, but pretty sure he was searching that stuff out on 4chan. how can you say that when this is a forum that when goatse is a meme on our very own forums
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:48 |
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Also if he actually was gay, it'd still be really lovely for his parents to tell half the town about it. Like, "don't out someone unless they say you can" is Being A Good Friend to Gay People 101. Still funny that he doesn't realize this is probably coming off as him protesting too much, though.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Obviously his parents are being lovely, and there is nothing wrong with doing any of what he's doing and also being straight, but I think in the context of the story, his decision to take that job, while simultaneously really wishing his parents would believe him that he's not gay, while knowing them and having experienced their previous behavior; is, comedically, simply phenomenal
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wanting your kid to be gay as some sort of fashion statement like they're a purse dog is super loving gross imo
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ArbitraryC posted:i think having your entire sexuality invalidated by your parents would feel p lovely and they are kinda garbo for not taking the p simple explanation of "people post those things in an attempt to shock other users of the forums". ArbitraryC posted:how can you say that when this is a forum that when goatse is a meme on our very own forums LOL at the thought of explaining Goatse to my ma. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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weirdest part is this dude has boned 4 diff women by 18, statistically he's had more success in his straight relationships than most college students, 4 year years early.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 05:59 |
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maybe he should just start loving his sidepieces in communal areas of the house until his parents relent
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Engagement Ring Failquote:So I went to the store today to buy an engagement / wedding ring with my GF. I had planned to spend about $2,500-$3,000, and we had made an appointment with a store that had some dimond wholesalers that had come into town from out of state. We had both agreed in advance to spend about $3,000. some redditor posted:Numerical values in OP's post: 7 OP posted:EDIT: For those saying I spent way too much time concentrating on numbers. I immediately made a tabulation of the amount of time I spend analyzing stocks and financial data and tabulated this against the amount of times I would typically demonstrate an emotional reponse to something happening in my daily life. I then analyzed my response to say... an slight downward tick in a stock's P/E ratio versus a furry kitten doing something especially cute. I graphically compared the response to the stock data versus the furry kitten, and calculated the amount of furry kittens I could buy if the Dow Industrial index jumped by 15.5 percent. Then, I took a crap, because I had way too much coffee this morning, and coffee typically wrecks havoc with my bowels. I estimate the combined weight of my bowel movement at 2.2 pounds. Later, I became distracted by a fight that was taking place between two bums across the street from my office. As I cheered the underdog bum, his opponent knocked him on the head with an empty Snapple bottle, which cost the bum $1.79 retail. Police came. I counted 15 police officers and a single german shepard with large, pointy teeth. 32 teeth. The bums were arrested and the 15 police and one german shepard departed. I then continued my kitten/stock analysis. I then called up my fiance to tell her I was going to 'get all up 'n her businez tonite.' She was like, 'hell yah, for sho' and I was like 'Fo shizzle', and then she was like 'Boi, you ain't got no drammer wit da funk-tastic shizzle, yo bear.' I wasn't sure why were talking like white people in the 80s wanted black people to talk, but it greatly disturbed me. I'm not sure where this is going, other than I'm definitely getting up into some buisiness later tonight, but if anyone wants a couple hundred pictures of furry kittens doing cute things, send me your e-mail address and I promise not to post it on 4chan.
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Haifisch posted:My (18M) parents think I am gay because of a childhood incident, I am straight. I recently found out they told everyone in our family and others as well. How do I deal with this? I feel more shame and embarrassment than ever Pick posted:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:08 |
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okay, what's the secret searchword
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:08 |
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4chan. It took me a minute to figure out how it brought up that engagement ring story.
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Haifisch posted:Most of the replies are calling his parents narcissists and/or saying he should cut contact the instant he can move out on his own. Never change, reddit. wait where is this I couldn't find it and figured it was deleted
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:14 |
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Haifisch posted:Engagement Ring Fail You know exactly what we're all thinking about this guy.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:You know exactly what we're all thinking about this guy.
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A guy doesn't need to be excited to buy the rock as such.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:26 |
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That said, she's a social worker, does she do the movement girls do where they put up their hair but don't
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 06:26 |
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I'm glad he mentioned her income is less then his, as now we know all the relevant numbers.
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I'd be afraid to have a Pnurtis of my own because I'm cheap and I bet I'd marry someone who is cheap and I'd be perfectly happy with a ring made of pressed bone meal, but if I had a little Pnurtis I'd just want to get it all the perfect stuff, really good stuff
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I'm glad he mentioned her income is less then his, as now we know all the relevant numbers.
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where did the name pnurtis come from
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