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aegof
Mar 2, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

Let's see, Amnesiac Rage Monster, Emotionally Damaged Dr. Frankenstein, and Guy Who Creeps on Young Girls. What a selection of delights!

Is the Creep Rendardyne or Eglamore?

The answer is "yes" isn't it.

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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Like I said not nearly enough good dads :colbert:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Annointed posted:

Like I said not nearly enough good dads :colbert:

Donald Donlan is a good dad, too bad he's usually too busy being Kat's dad to be Annie's dad too.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Does Jones count as a Good Dad?

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Too much of a stoner.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

She's her rock, though.

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Between her and Ysengrin... You know what they say: "sticks and stones may break my bones...".

Cavelcade
Dec 9, 2015

I'm actually a boy!



Iceclaw posted:

Between her and Ysengrin... You know what they say: "sticks and stones may break my bones...".

But maws with jaws will rend me?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


aegof posted:

Is the Creep Rendardyne or Eglamore?

The answer is "yes" isn't it.

Eglamore isn't a dad, he's an uncle. And he doesn't creep on Annie at all!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Iceclaw posted:

Between her and Ysengrin... You know what they say: "sticks and stones may break my bones...".

Jones doesn't even have bones.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Jones isn't a character in the comic anymore.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Annointed posted:

Like I said not nearly enough good dads :colbert:
Yeah the only good dad in there is Anthony.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Everything is Coyote :derp:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Buckets posted:

Everything is Coyote :derp:

Oddly enough, Jones is still Jones.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Buckets posted:

Everything is Coyote :derp:

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
Ysengrin is the dead goose in the bush.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Coyote was the dead elfguy (dead goose) and also the annan waters (the lake) and also the arrow/device (the bush), and he himself only just realized it.

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Then what were the 100 days?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

Then what were the 100 days?

Also Coyote.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Slime posted:

Coyote was the dead elfguy (dead goose) and also the annan waters (the lake) and also the arrow/device (the bush), and he himself only just realized it.

You were right.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


And then Coyote ate Parley and Smitty.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*reabsorbed

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Tollymain posted:

*reabsorbed

It's no different than eating a booger.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
I'll be a dead goose wherever I want, you're not my real dad

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
I wish someone had taught me that when I was younger.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
mods please change my name to dead goose in a bush next to a lake

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Lmbo they look like he told them about every single one of those hundred days he spent as a dead goose. And I have no doubts that he did.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

SHISHKABOB posted:

Lmbo they look like he told them about every single one of those hundred days he spent as a dead goose. And I have no doubts that he did.

"...On the seventy-third day the air was a bit more humid than the day before. On the seventy-fourth day a speck of dust landed on my bill..."

No surprise Annie didn't want to hear that story again.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
And the moral of the story is that Coyote needed to refine his stories.

Look, they can't all start out as winners.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Drunk Theory posted:

And the moral of the story is that Coyote needed to refine his stories.

Look, they can't all start out as winners.
He doesn't seem the type to listen to editorial feedback.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


"So you see Mister Coyote, this part here sort of undercuts the drama of your other story since it establishes that you can't die, so perhaps you should"
*coyote eats his memories*
"As I was saying, I can't think of a single problem with these stories!"

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
The moral of the story is: don't get too caught up in your own games. I guess it's not a surprise that Coyote hasn't worked out that one.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

idonotlikepeas posted:

The moral of the story is: don't get too caught up in your own games. I guess it's not a surprise that Coyote hasn't worked out that one.

Being a mythological figure, I'm not sure Coyote is capable of ever learning a lesson.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Tenebrais posted:

Being a mythological figure, I'm not sure Coyote is capable of ever learning a lesson.

He learned that Coyote is one hell of an actor.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
The moral is that Coyote is very, very good at pretending to be something other than what he really is.

I think Annie and co are about to find out exactly how long Coyote has been pretending to be an affable trickster.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Gutter Owl posted:

The moral is that Coyote is very, very good at pretending to be something other than what he really is.

I think Annie and co are about to find out exactly how long Coyote has been pretending to be an affable trickster.

Coyote was Anthony all along?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Coyote selflessly gives out all of these gifts, but does anyone bring gifts for Coyote? And don't say stories, because they just got a story AND gifts.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

yum coyote water

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




So now three of them carry around bits of coyote that I'm sure are totally harmless and not still linked to him.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
He's making Horcruxes just in case something goes wrong when he goes after Harry Potter.

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