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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Oh no, the foolish Patrechaun is plotting to sell the golden shotgun.

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Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

Captain Invictus posted:

holy gently caress, easily the most messed up Twoface anyone's done as far as I've seen. Even the Crispy Burnt Dent from the movie wasn't this ghastly



I am kinda bummed they didn't save Selina now, even though their rationale for saving Harvey was sound.

That looks pretty much the same as every incarnation of Two-Face since like the 90s. Down to the exposed tendon and poo poo around the mouth that TDK also did

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Wow, what's the explanation for him looking so hosed up? Wasn't penguin just getting ready to bash him with a stage light?

Who gets let out of the hospital looking like that?

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
Stage lights are stupid hot, so maybe it's just that.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

PAT SAID EMIL'S SONG IS TERRIBLE :mad:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Rodyle posted:

PAT SAID EMIL'S SONG IS TERRIBLE :mad:

gently caress YOU PAT

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

Rodyle posted:

PAT SAID EMIL'S SONG IS TERRIBLE :mad:

The chat was angry. Pat doubled down and also said it a couple more times just to antagonize chat some more.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
He also called the Yaz 0 sidequest about the metal band boring.

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011
It's been well established that Pat hates music.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Oxyclean posted:

Wow, what's the explanation for him looking so hosed up? Wasn't penguin just getting ready to bash him with a stage light?

Who gets let out of the hospital looking like that?

penguin presses the light directly against his face and holds it there while batman is fighting dudes off catwoman

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Woof, Matt parroting Plague's "well why would the GAYS be allowed on a colony mission?" line on the podcast.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
I'm glad that bit was short and Pat explained it immediately.

Matt and Woolie fighting about next morning poo poo is the best. All the good stuff of the Catherine LP with none of the puzzles. :allears:
Yeah, this might be a crappy TellTale Games episode, but it makes for amazing lp material

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Apr 14, 2017

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I'm glad that bit was short and Pat explained it immediately.

Matt and Woolie fighting about next morning poo poo is the best. All the good stuff of the Catherine LP with none of the puzzles. :allears:
Yeah, this might be a crappy TellTale Game , but it makes for amazing lp material

ftfy

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Why are Batman video games so bad at naming their villains? Arkham Knight, Children of Arkham, and now Lady Arkham. We get it, Arkham is a lovely place!

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014

I like that Vicki Vale has actual things to do at least. But the name is super dumb

Also I think there was a one-off line about Harvey having "problems" in the past for all this Two-Face nonsense, but there's still not a lot of set-up for it. The pacing of this episode is just... yeesh

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Rodyle posted:

Woof, Matt parroting Plague's "well why would the GAYS be allowed on a colony mission?" line on the podcast.
The what now?

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Forgall posted:

The what now?

one of plague's problems with andromeda is that gay people are allowed on a colony ship which uhhhhhhh

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Blockhouse posted:

one of plague's problems with andromeda is that gay people are allowed on a colony ship which uhhhhhhh

I mean it's not like gay people can add to the gene pool especially not in the space future. And literally the only thing about colonizing other planets is making babies in the missionary position.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Blockhouse posted:

one of plague's problems with andromeda is that gay people are allowed on a colony ship which uhhhhhhh

It makes sense, if you think about it not at all.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
By this dumb logic you should only send women and some frozen sperm.

AShamefulDisplay
Jun 30, 2013

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

I mean it's not like gay people can add to the gene pool especially not in the space future. And literally the only thing about colonizing other planets is making babies in the missionary position.

...

Extra hands to help raise children (like un an extended family group). Also like pat says they can still play a donor roll.

Not to mention that when push comes to shove, gay men can still procreate. They've been doing it for a long drat time.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Plague lives in a barn drawing softcore pornography for a living, so it doesn't surprise me he might say dumb stuff about gay people.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Forgall posted:

By this dumb logic you should only send women and some frozen sperm.

I mean, sure. Sounds fine.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Also ME is a universe where you can literally just make test tube babies.


You don't even have to get anyone pregnant.

Being gay is irrelevant for having biological children in this universe.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
batmans: Vicki Vale being a villain is good, but her villain name is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
AGREEEEED.

nerdman42 posted:

I like that Vicki Vale has actual things to do at least. But the name is super dumb

Also I think there was a one-off line about Harvey having "problems" in the past for all this Two-Face nonsense, but there's still not a lot of set-up for it. The pacing of this episode is just... yeesh

Yeah, in the mayor's office scene there was A Sentence where Harvey mentions his psychiatrist thinks the drug could unearth "older issues" or something. Glad this whole ep dashed away any thoughts I had about telltale getting good.

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
Plague is the kind of guy who if you scratched a bit below the fun outer shell of gross animal facts he'd probably have a lot to say about the sjws

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Also lol at Woolie expressing uncertainty about taking credit for native stuff, seconds after he did exactly that with wendigos

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Rodyle posted:

Also lol at Woolie expressing uncertainty about taking credit for native stuff, seconds after he did exactly that with wendigos

Also Wendigos have been in SMT games for years.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

AShamefulDisplay posted:

...

Extra hands to help raise children (like un an extended family group). Also like pat says they can still play a donor roll.

Not to mention that when push comes to shove, gay men can still procreate. They've been doing it for a long drat time.

Forgall posted:

By this dumb logic you should only send women and some frozen sperm.

I thought my post was pushing Plague's stupid opinion to an obviously satirical point but I apparently failed. I totally agree, I was trying to point out how absolutely stupid that complaint from Plague is.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
satire doesn't works when there are morons all over saying the same thing completely seriously

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Weirdly enough, out of Pat's closer circle, I think he might be the most progressive. That Plague tweet read more as a joke, to be fair, even if RottenK's point still applies.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
The guy talks about wanting to cheat on Paige with Gladious everytime he played FF15 in vivid detail.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Tae posted:

The guy talks about wanting to cheat on Paige with Gladious everytime he played FF15 in vivid detail.

Who wouldn't.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

RottenK posted:

satire doesn't works when there are morons all over saying the same thing completely seriously

I thought the missionary position thing pushed it enough.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
goons are bad at understanding jokes, news at 11

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tae posted:

The guy talks about wanting to cheat on Paige with Gladious everytime he played FF15 in vivid detail.

Paige gives him poo poo back at about every available opportunity so it's fine.

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

"nobody netorares the dent!"

stupid story, hilarious lp.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Neo_Crimson posted:

goons are bad at understanding jokes, news at 11

Now hold on a second, what channel? who is the news anchor? Is this bulletin about goons being bad at understanding jokes going to be presented as a leftist issue or a right-wing problem? and what timezone? no, i don't know the differences in timezones, so just tell me when it'll air on My timezone and also

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Now hold on a second, what channel? who is the news anchor? Is this bulletin about goons being bad at understanding jokes going to be presented as a leftist issue or a right-wing problem? and what timezone? no, i don't know the differences in timezones, so just tell me when it'll air on My timezone and also

It's Infowars, with Alex Jones. Definitely an overreaction by SJW cucks and also timezones are a lie made up by the government because how can you have different timezones when the Earth is flat

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