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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes












Ripley's


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Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Okay, so, you get to pick one strip to be taken over, Judge Parker style, by someone who will torment all the characters forever.

Rex Morgan? Luann? Dustin? Intelligent Life? Chickweed?

Of course, you have to be careful what you wish for... I offered this package to someone just like you ten years ago and he said, "Funky Winkerbean."

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should do Funky again.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Rand Brittain posted:

Okay, so, you get to pick one strip to be taken over, Judge Parker style, by someone who will torment all the characters forever.

Rex Morgan? Luann? Dustin? Intelligent Life? Chickweed?

Of course, you have to be careful what you wish for... I offered this package to someone just like you ten years ago and he said, "Funky Winkerbean."

I think this is the only time where "Rose is Rose" would win a newspaper comics poll.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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Rand Brittain posted:

Okay, so, you get to pick one strip to be taken over, Judge Parker style, by someone who will torment all the characters forever.

Rex Morgan? Luann? Dustin? Intelligent Life? Chickweed?

Of course, you have to be careful what you wish for... I offered this package to someone just like you ten years ago and he said, "Funky Winkerbean."

Rex Morgan already got taken over by Ces Marculiano, so that would be redundant. I'd vote Luann.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dewgy posted:

Rex Morgan already got taken over by Ces Marculiano, so that would be redundant. I'd vote Luann.

that was Judge Parker, not RMMD.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

This poll seems meaningless unless your magic also grants the characters sentience and knowledge of their past deeds so they know that they're being punished and why.

In which case definitely Luann.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (June, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (August, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (July, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (July, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (July, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (December, 1940)


Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)


Archie (December, 1955, click for big)


Feiffer (1972, click for big)


Andy Capp (April, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (October, 1971, click for big)


Dick Tracy (August, 2001, click for big)

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

Would you be surprised to know that Svengoolie is a real-life character?

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

No, this isn't a repeat. I think this is just the only thing they like doing on dates.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe the whole Chickweed wedding arc was a dream.


The Classic Dinette Set stays in shape.


Working Daze rolls off the tongue.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix was inevitable, really.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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Stultus Maximus posted:

that was Judge Parker, not RMMD.

Whoops. :downs:

In my defense they both got better in quality at about the same time.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007



Dan Paulun, W Lafayette, OH is basically writing the Ripley's comic at this point, isn't he?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
do they mean the US roulette wheel or the European

because the US has an extra 00 space

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I think 666 plus 00 is 666, but I'm not a mathematician.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

As a mathematician I can confirm.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Some Guy TT posted:

Mother From Another Country



Let me guess, chinese tourists?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol






She looks about as startled by Sgt Pat's hair situation as I am.


Rip Kirby







Big Ben Bolt




RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

SomeMathGuy posted:

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


He looks like a serial killer who suffocates people in their sleep. Like the bag of cement is actually a heavy pillow.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner


Is C# pronounced Cis in Enghlish too? I'd only heard C Sharp and suspect this joke doesn't work in translation.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Feb. 23, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Feb. 23, 1985)

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Apr 15, 2017

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Christ what a lovely Chuck Berry tribute.

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Walter Summerford must have been a real dick to Zeus or something.

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008



cascading gently caress yous dot gif

Darthemed posted:

Calvin and Hobbes




i like these

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

Johnny Walker posted:


No idea what this face is supposed to be.



I know. "First you trap your princess..."

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Kennel posted:

Good job hiding your identity, Peter!

Eh, maybe they'll just assume he's a mutant.

Speaking of which, trying to mug random strangers in a world where you never know if someone can shoot lightning out of their fingers or is immune to bullets seems like a really bad idea.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Go gently caress yourself, Gilchrist.

Classic Flash Gordon


2000 Spiderman







Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

I've found one of Gilchrist's original layouts for this comic.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (February 1, 1952)


Nancy (March 20, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (November 18, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (December 17, 1923)


Lil' Abner (August 14, 1937)


Barney Google (December 18, 1922)


Alley Oop (March 19, 1934)

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

SomeMathGuy posted:

Pooch Café


That is some sad existentialist crap, right there.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Aleph Null posted:

That is some sad existentialist carp, right there.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Owning a convertible in New York sounds like a bad idea.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sounds like a bad idea in general.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
bernice is the worst

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
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Zits

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

I think I get it, but I am having a Hell of a time actually parsing what Sluggo's supposed to be saying.

Edit: vv Thanks for Red and Rovering it for me. I didn't hear a whole lot of Chuck Berry growing up.

catlord fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 14, 2017

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

catlord posted:

I think I get it, but I am having a Hell of a time actually parsing what Sluggo's supposed to be saying.

"Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news"

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