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Arrhythmia

if anyone wants to pay me to read byob, i have a resume and cover letter ready to go

# ? Apr 14, 2017 07:03

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:32

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Arrhythmia posted:

if anyone wants to pay me to read byob, i have a resume and cover letter ready to go

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 07:14

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

GHAHA OH poo poo IAM DRUNK AGAIN WOW THIS WHISKY BORUBOB IS TRALLY FOOOD WOWEE CAN YOU BELIEVE I ATE SOME FROG AND ALLIGATOR AND WOW MYABE ,EY TYPEING IS REALLY GOOD NWOWO HOW I ,OVE WARHAMMER 4-K I STILL HAVER BURBON LEFT I CAN'T RE CORRWECT WHAT I'M TYPIUIRNG DON'T HAFVE TYIME BECAUSE I'M DRUNK BUT drat JIM BREAN IS GOOD GETS ME DRUNK AND I'M ALRIHT WHAT IF THERTE WAS A PIZZA AND IT WAS A MR BEAN PUIZZA AND IDLONNT KNOW WHAT I\M TYP[ING BUT I HOPE O9TY SPKL BOOD GYE HELLO AGAIN OH DANG IT\S ME MUNCHABLES STILL AHVE SOME WHISKY EFT GOOD BYE

# ? Apr 14, 2017 07:41

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sounds like you had fun munchables

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 11:07

alnilam

I like the parts where he identifies himself as Munchables like as if the name isn't already there

-alnilam

# ? Apr 14, 2017 12:13

cda: by Hand Knit

Munchables posted:

GHAHA OH poo poo IAM DRUNK AGAIN WOW THIS WHISKY BORUBOB IS TRALLY FOOOD WOWEE CAN YOU BELIEVE I ATE SOME FROG AND ALLIGATOR AND WOW MYABE ,EY TYPEING IS REALLY GOOD NWOWO HOW I ,OVE WARHAMMER 4-K I STILL HAVER BURBON LEFT I CAN'T RE CORRWECT WHAT I'M TYPIUIRNG DON'T HAFVE TYIME BECAUSE I'M DRUNK BUT drat JIM BREAN IS GOOD GETS ME DRUNK AND I'M ALRIHT WHAT IF THERTE WAS A PIZZA AND IT WAS A MR BEAN PUIZZA AND IDLONNT KNOW WHAT I\M TYP[ING BUT I HOPE O9TY SPKL BOOD GYE HELLO AGAIN OH DANG IT\S ME MUNCHABLES STILL AHVE SOME WHISKY EFT GOOD BYE

please be careful if alcoholism runs in your family, friend

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 12:22

Beefstorm: "It's not the size of the tower. It's the motion of the airwaves."

Hello! This is new to me.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 12:32

alnilam

hiiiiii
Do you have any interesting hobbies, or a pet, or cool crimes and a dark troubled past?

# ? Apr 14, 2017 12:42

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

I'm going to Canada for the first time! :woop:

but only to the Toronto airport

(honeymoonin at long last)

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 13:58

alnilam

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I'm going to Canada for the first time!

but only to the Toronto airport

(honeymoonin at long last)

yay where's your post toronno airport destination
Have fun!!

# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:01

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Seoul and then Tokyo

I'll be bumbling around Honshu for the rest of the month

my new passport portrait is fantastic. so proud of my latest mugshot. fifty percent more rumpled than the last photo!

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:13

Manifisto

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Seoul and then Tokyo I'll be bumbling around Honshu for the rest of the month

my new passport portrait is fantastic. so proud of my latest mugshot. fifty percent more rumpled than the last photo!

cool congrats and enjoy!

don't know if you've visited seoul before. I only went once but I thought Cheonggyecheon was p. neat and worth a visit.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:17

alnilam

coooool

if u can find the unban planning thread psl and some writers he quotes regard tokyo as the ideal of urban environments it seems real cool

# ? Apr 14, 2017 14:30

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Hogge Wild posted:

http://i.imgur.com/LxMGLA8.mp4

good idea kid think ill find me a capybara to sit on

# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:08

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cda posted:

Humanity for a billion years: The agricultural revolution is a disaster, life expectancy has plummeted, wars are the inevitable result of resource shortages brought on by inflexible settlements and farming is boring, crushing work that we're desperate to escape at all costs

Humanity 2017: i raise microgreens on the farm i started with my trust fund and that makes me better than you

people with trust funds aint farmers lol

theres your problem bud

# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:10

vanisher

Beefstorm posted:

Hello! This is new to me.

That's an awesome username

Welcome friend!

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:33

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Buy me beefstorm or go to hell!

# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:41

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

all my family thinks im goin to hell anyway so why should i bother with a dark and stormy meat

# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:43

vanisher

I would very much like to order a pizza named beefstorm

Or, perhaps a ranch could be named it

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 15:45

City of Glompton

it's the next taco bell promo item. but is it snack, drink, or something in between?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:15

Fanky Malloons: Is your social worker inside that horse?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I'm going to Canada for the first time!

but only to the Toronto airport

Please don't judge us based on the 11th circle of hell that is Toronto Pearson, the rest of Canada is really a very nice place to visit :ohdear:

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:19

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Fanky Malloons posted:

Please don't judge us based on the 11th circle of hell that is Toronto Pearson, the rest of Canada is really a very nice place to visit

i went to canada for a few hours to look at the falls after dark, and the thing i noticed was they had hockey goals where we would have basketball hoops in the parks in the states

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:23

vanisher

This would be a rad sig, imo

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:30

Manifisto

City of Glompton posted:

it's the next taco bell promo item. but is it snack, drink, or something in between?

actually taco bell is opening a chain of gay bars with that name

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:32

Macnult

I'm drinking a frozen coffee drink and holy moly I feel like I can do anything

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:48

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Macnult posted:

I'm drinking a frozen coffee drink and holy moly I feel like I can do anything

yeah i never drank coffe til i went to viet nam and started drinkin ca phe sua da -- iced coffe with condensed milk at the bottom. :yeah:

sorta feeling in the morning, even better

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:54

Macnult

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

yeah i never drank coffe til i went to viet nam and started drinkin ca phe sua da -- iced coffe with condensed milk at the bottom. sorta feeling in the morning, even better

I'm drinking a frozen mexican mocha and I feel it mrbradlymrmartin
I
am
feelin it

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:56

Macnult

I think they just call it "Mexican mocha" because alliteration and caffeine go hand in hand. Literally the only difference is they add some powder that has cinnamon and some other spice or whatever into it

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:58

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Macnult posted:

I'm drinking a frozen mexican mocha and I feel it mrbradlymrmartin
I
am
feelin it

a h y e a h t h a t i s t h e s t u f f

# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:58

Elusif

Hey you, yeah you, post something really cool.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:05

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Hey you, yeah you, post something really cool.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:07

Elusif

Gah

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:09

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Hey you, yeah you, post something really cool.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:17

Elusif

Sick

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:27

Peg Sliderskew

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Hey you, yeah you, post something really cool.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:31

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I'm going to Canada for the first time!

but only to the Toronto airport

(honeymoonin at long last)

will the byob sex tourism never end

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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:34

birds

just booked a flight home next month. excited to eat good food

thanks hogge wild!

# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:37

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.