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turn off the TV posted:Is Trump the kind of guy who would try to impress the Chinese president with his mad chopstick skills but end up looking like a dumbass?? probably skewered some dim sum and ate them like a kabob
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:24 |
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Like seriously though, there's threat of North Korea using a nuclear weapon this weekend and the god damned potus is like nah I'm good I'm gonna just go golfing
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:24 |
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bonus points if it was one of the soup filled ones and he shot soup at the leader of china
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:25 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Like seriously though, there's threat of North Korea using a nuclear weapon this weekend and the god damned potus is like nah I'm good I'm gonna just go golfing He might be doing us a favor by staying out of the WH and away from bomb shelters
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:26 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Like seriously though, there's threat of North Korea using a nuclear weapon this weekend and the god damned potus is like nah I'm good I'm gonna just go golfing As I said, the lols this weekend will be.. Eggsceptional
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:27 |
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NK can't reach the us with nukes, no one is in any danger unless Trump decides to preemptively strike in which case lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:27 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Like seriously though, there's threat of North Korea using a nuclear weapon this weekend and the god damned potus is like nah I'm good I'm gonna just go golfing They can't reach us, and we offered to pre-emptively strike and SK was like "nah too dangerous" I can't muster a ton of sympathy if they get turned into glass. (It's been repeatedly pointed out that a strike on NK requires SK's consent for reasons I don't fully understand) I mean, yes, there would be the obligatory "US decapitates regime and carpet bombs then China mops up" but at the end of the day people repeatedly declined to neutralize the threat when it was tiny. But that would conscious choice of the SK government. They gambled, they lost. We honor our obligations then move on.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:28 |
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turn off the TV posted:20 million people are probably gonna die on Saturday. And then trump lets loose our nukes on Easter Sunday lol.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:31 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:(It's been repeatedly pointed out that a strike on NK requires SK's consent for reasons I don't fully understand) My guess is because they're right loving there.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:34 |
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I should have bought more chips and beer for the weekend, I didn't realize there was potential for a nuclear exchange
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:33 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:They can't reach us, and we offered to pre-emptively strike and SK was like "nah too dangerous" I can't muster a ton of sympathy if they get turned into glass. Lol, is this guy serious
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:35 |
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I'm glad I got a new watch coming today. I can wear it with pride knowing someday it will be in an alien museum fused to my skeleton wrist as part of an exhibit of the lost civilization Okeer-9930457-c.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:37 |
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hseroK divaD posted:Lol, is this guy serious Did you see what SK was wearing? smh
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:37 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:at the end of the day people repeatedly declined to neutralize the threat when it was tiny. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:43 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:They can't reach us, and we offered to pre-emptively strike and SK was like "nah too dangerous" I can't muster a ton of sympathy if they get turned into glass. They said the Trump doctriine didn't exist, but we found it!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:44 |
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Thank you for personally delivering the lols to us, my friend
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:47 |
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hseroK divaD posted:Lol, is this guy serious it's got the too-pat-by-half patina of online schlolarship so yes
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 16:48 |
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turn off the TV posted:20 million people are probably gonna die on Saturday. LMFAO
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:03 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:They can't reach us, and we offered to pre-emptively strike and SK was like "nah too dangerous" I can't muster a ton of sympathy if they get turned into glass. "I have no regard for human life that doesn't do what I think is right" -some loving retard on the internet. *Signed some loving retard on the internet.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:23 |
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It would be hilarious to see trumps handicap before he got elected compared to now
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:23 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:They can't reach us, and we offered to pre-emptively strike and SK was like "nah too dangerous" I can't muster a ton of sympathy if they get turned into glass. *price is Right losing music plays*
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:23 |
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An illegal in every paddywagon and two wars on every continent, that's the Trump promise
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:25 |
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twoday posted:An illegal in every paddywagon and two wars on every continent, that's the Trump promise The Poo Deal
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:26 |
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twoday posted:An illegal in every paddywagon and two wars on every continent, that's the Trump promise He's already gearing up the two North American continent wars. War on drugs and war on women.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:31 |
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Chomp8645 posted:He's already gearing up the two North American continent wars. War on drugs and war on women. We're already at war with immigrants and tourists.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:35 |
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Make America gay again
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:36 |
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Lol the Attorney General is a racist old white guy complaining about illegal immigrants ruining the country, and is also from the state where my tribe lived before the United States government ethnically cleansed them. 🤔
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:40 |
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turn off the TV posted:Lol the Attorney General is a racist old white guy complaining about illegal immigrants ruining the country, and is also from the state where my tribe lived before the United States government ethnically cleansed them. lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:41 |
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Lol https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/852924405474873345 https://twitter.com/swin24/status/852925394214952960 Lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:46 |
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FuturePastNow posted:we should get some good books written about it in 4-8 years Except all the people around Danald are so goddamn mediocre, uninteresting, and incapable of coming up with a memorable line?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 17:51 |
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turn off the TV posted:Lol That's actually his Space Battleship Yamato cosplay.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:16 |
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Kim Jun-Un & Trump are kind of like two kids in the playground talking poo poo & puffing out their chests but neither one wants to throw the first punch because they'd get in trouble. The sad thing is they have so much in common & could be friends.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:19 |
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turn off the TV posted:Lol the Attorney General is a racist old white guy complaining about illegal immigrants ruining the country, and is also from the state where my tribe lived before the United States government ethnically cleansed them. I saw Sessions described as the evil Keebler elf. That got a great lol from me.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:20 |
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Kumo posted:Kim Jun-Un & Trump are kind of like two kids in the playground talking poo poo & puffing out their chests but neither one wants to throw the first punch because they'd get in trouble.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:22 |
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I think a lot of it has to do with envy
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:26 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:That's actually his Space Battleship Yamato cosplay. lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 18:48 |
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turn off the TV posted:Lol Spicer needs to grow a pair and wear his fursuit in public.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 19:11 |
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Kumo posted:Kim Jun-Un & Trump are kind of like two kids in the playground talking poo poo & puffing out their chests but neither one wants to throw the first punch because they'd get in trouble. You know Kim Jung Un would love the poo poo out of Trump's tacky rich guy stuff. He'd never wanna leave the Maralago.
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hseroK divaD posted:Lol, is this guy serious no, i wasn't there's a nugget of corn in that shitpost that i am frustrated that we waited until nk had nuclear weapons to even seriously discuss a pre-emptive strike that was bad and we (the US) should feel bad, but it is frustrating we may be drawn into a much larger, more dangerous conflict with larger losses in life than if we'd gone in earlier. that being said, i honestly don't know what the move here is. if we attack before they've nuked someone, then they wine we're imperialist dogs and level seoul or tokyo if we attack after they've level seoul or tokyo... we'll they'll probably also call us imperialist dogs, if they have a chance to carpet large chunks of their country with bombs
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