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Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

Ol Standard Retard posted:

I don't think I've laughed quite so much playing BF1 as I did tonight. Soooo much exploding and three stooges routines lol

Great work krew. Keep touchin' Dads.

My only regret is letting down all 16in of money maker

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Skater h8er
May 11, 2013
Finally understanding the fun of the experimental sniper http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/SKATER%20H8ER/video/29624452

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
they swarmed over me like rats in the trenches...

https://youtu.be/jKEtsebmwKY

mellowjournalism
Jul 31, 2004

helllooo
lmao fuckin meth heads

dig somewhere else!

Skater h8er posted:

Finally understanding the fun of the experimental sniper http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/SKATER%20H8ER/video/29624452

All my favorite guns are carpal tunnel city :(

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I like how the last 2 videos the player has been killed by an M18 Optical.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
so I picked the wrong vid to upload but anyway Wintermute's Horde was preceded by probably the best run of murder I've completed in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88vA5Gn7bRQ

9 minutes from first catching sight of the baddies to go 25-3 with a revive or two keeping me on my feet.

note it didn't really help because ??? pubbies

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013

Live At Five! posted:

My only regret is letting down all 16in of money maker

Uhh, RIP


Sometimes squad spawn is really frustrating

https://gfycat.com/ShockedCoordinatedIcefish

Found a dude that must have been wearing active camo

https://gfycat.com/EarnestEnchantingAbalone

This should be familiar to anyone that has played with Seedge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9P7qyD4Wbc

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Didn't they have a little picture on the spawn screen of what the squad member you were about to spawn in on was looking at in bf4?

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

Auxiliary Treats posted:

This should be familiar to anyone that has played with Seedge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9P7qyD4Wbc

every time I hear the seedge " hey buddy" it makes me sad battlefield didn't implement the proximity chat like M.A.G. did.
there was nothing more satisfying than knowing the last thing they heard was you whispering in their ear as you gave them a hug.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

winter.mute posted:

they swarmed over me like rats in the trenches...

https://youtu.be/jKEtsebmwKY

Gotta love it when the medic revives the whole squad

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
The glitched time played stat finally unglitched for me, and apparently I've spent almost 150 hours playing this. This is... unusual for me.

That aside, I just wanted to say that I've apparently killed 23 people, TWENTY THREE, with spotting flares and omg I've never been prouder of any achievement in 30 years of videogaming. Is there a service star for the flare gun? If there is, then that is my new endgame. I must have it.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Yep there's a service star for the syringe too.


Also I've been playing with the Chauchat finally and holy poo poo is that thing op. I've managed two service stars in two days with it. For comparison my top two guns are the benet mercie with 300 and MG15 with 400, at this rate it will be my top gun by the end of the weekend.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
I'm still laughing at how there are people with 1100 hours played on a game that's only been in release for 4000 hours.

I DON'T DO THINGS, I DON'T GO OUTSIDE

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Ol Standard Retard posted:

I'm still laughing at how there are people with 1100 hours played on a game that's only been in release for 4000 hours.

I DON'T DO THINGS, I DON'T GO OUTSIDE

That's completely ridiculous, and here I was feeling bad I have 150ish since release.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
i just looked online and the repair wrench tracks kills

:backtowork:

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

e.pilot posted:

Yep there's a service star for the syringe too.

Nope, they track kills but don't give you a star.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Chemmy posted:

Nope, they track kills but don't give you a star.

Huh, well that's disappointing

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!
apparently you can get gasmask or trench periscope kills for the ultimate humiliation. just go prone inside another prone dude and put on/take off your mask several times.

sunday at work
Apr 6, 2011

"Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."
It's not about the stars it's about the novelty kills.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

sunday at work posted:

It's not about the stars it's about the novelty kills.

That's all it was ever about.

Still fun to see if they bothered to code a star for hilarious kills people dream up as incidental.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

I've been crawling inside people's butts all day and taking the mask on and off and it doesn't seem to do anything. Anyone have any luck?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
This is the battlefield thread, sir

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

FastestGunAlive posted:

This is the battlefield thread, sir

You're next.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

sunday at work posted:

It's not about the stars it's about the novelty kills.

My favorite is still punting horses to the moon with the party truck. Both for comedic value and I just really hate calvary.

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

e.pilot posted:

My favorite is still punting horses to the moon with the party truck. Both for comedic value and I just really hate calvary.

No need to being religion into the battlefield thread

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!

Live At Five! posted:

No need to being religion into the battlefield thread

battlefield is religion

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

lambskin posted:

battlefield is religion

This is true, I'm converting people one Lebel round at a time.

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!

Live At Five! posted:

This is true, I'm converting people one Lebel round at a time.

8 mm will do that to a person :france:

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

lambskin posted:

8 mm will do that to a person :france:

I've heard the gospel of the Lebel and I don't use any other weapon in the game now pretty much. I only have ~800 kills with it compared to about 2,500 I had with the martini prepatch but it's the most satisfying infantry rifle to use in the game for me right now. Sure the reload is garbage but it's worth it. I just checked my stats and apparently I'm in the top .2% of players in kills per minute with the Lebel (I know that stat doesn't loving matter but I'll take what I can get)

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!
yeah I'm not sure what it is but I found the Lebel to be very useful. although honestly the snipers are balanced enough that it's fine to use a gun that feels good to you, rather than trying to use the one with the best stats.

sunday at work
Apr 6, 2011

"Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."
The Lebel has the best irons. It makes lining up on that scope glint on the other side of the map really easy.

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

sunday at work posted:

The Lebel has the best irons. It makes lining up on that scope glint on the other side of the map really easy.

Yeah the iron sights are fantastic. I'm still getting handle on the bullet drop of the rifle but I'm not getting to the point where I can comfortably make 200m+ headshots with the Lebel on wookies.

mellowjournalism
Jul 31, 2004

helllooo
Is no one else going to acknowledge the loving houdini trick of a shell game that you do every time you shoot and reload the lebel

heh get it shells

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I would love to try these rifles, but LOL am I ever awful. I have days when I lead the pack, but more days where I'm basically just running around resupplying or healing because I'm so poo poo. Sigh.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Step 1: believe in yourself
Step 2: actually use the items and weapons you want to be good with, so you can get good with them

Skater h8er
May 11, 2013
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/SKATER%20H8ER/video/29719241

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

FastestGunAlive posted:

Step 1: believe in yourself
Step 2: actually use the items and weapons you want to be good with, so you can get good with them

This.

Find the guns/classes that work for you, everything is actually pretty balanced outside of the hellreigel.

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
For the posters that have been talking about charging blindly around corners

https://gfycat.com/ImpishMellowFairyfly

It's pretty nice that you're reliably able to track someone by their footsteps to set up an ambush like this

https://gfycat.com/GorgeousApprehensiveBarnacle

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
http://i.imgur.com/ne2xNNC.mp4

at nades dont suck poo poo at all, no sir

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winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

Auxiliary Treats posted:

It's pretty nice that you're reliably able to track someone by their footsteps to set up an ambush like this

https://gfycat.com/GorgeousApprehensiveBarnacle

that's one of my favorite corners
i've shoveled, knifed, and clubbed so many guys coming through that door but i always forget about the syringe as an offensive weapon

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