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Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

TBeats posted:

I thought this was about the guy who sang Kiss From a Rose.

:same:

poo poo.. June will be the 50th anniversary of the USS Liberty attack from Israel. Any chances of commentary of that, you think?

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Seal does porn http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-seal-porn-20170414-story.html



this part made me chuckle tho


suffice is to say someone had it out for that dude
Most people thought Jewels Jade was full of poo poo for claiming her husband was a SEAL because that's maybe not something to go telling everyone. The More You Know!

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

TBeats posted:

I thought this was about the guy who sang Kiss From a Rose.

Same

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Aaron Hernandez is skating on his double murder charge. Not that it matters since he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison regardless l.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

Most people thought Jewels Jade was full of poo poo for claiming her husband was a SEAL because that's maybe not something to go telling everyone. The More You Know!

Man just saw her .... portfolio. I think she's been in more operations than her husband.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

LingcodKilla posted:

Man just saw her .... portfolio. I think she's been in more operations than her husband.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Man, news places here in NZ just found out about the moab and now they just will not shut the gently caress up about THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





At least it makes a change from the constant stream of "why you should x" "why I did y" bullshit

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

TBeats posted:

I thought this was about the guy who sang Kiss From a Rose.

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014

Dead Reckoning posted:

The only time I ever pulled out the "we are an armed force whose primary mission is to create strategic effects, most often, though not exclusively, by killing people and breaking their things, or threatening the same" was when I was dealing with some Airman from a support function who felt that things like having to learn to properly use firearms and MOPP gear was a massively inconvenient distraction from their real job of sitting around posting memes on Facebook.

Exactly.
Its categorically true that yes a huge purpose of the armed forces" ....is to create strategic effects, most often, though not exclusively, by killing people and breaking their things, or threatening the same". However i feel that the Air Force isnt compatible with the " RAH RAH KILL" culture of the Army and Marines.

In fact you can make a solid case that trying to "out Army the Army" is why as a whole the Air force has become a big dumb gay shell of its former self.

Rather, I feel that embracing more support roles of the Air Force (ISR, Cyber, MXS, AMC, the Nukes, etc) tells the whole story of the Air Forces versatility. And would moreso promote a culture of technical competency, innovation, and forward thinking that *I FEEL* is more in tune with the golden age of Air Force History.

but blowing people up is what gets the funding and promotions so what the gently caress do I know

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Man, news places here in NZ just found out about the moab and now they just will not shut the gently caress up about THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
It takes a few days for the news to reach down there via messenger ship.

*unfurls news scroll*

"My god! The Mother ... of ALL Bombs!"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

At least it makes a change from the constant stream of "why you should x" "why I did y" bullshit

:itwaspoo:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Who wants to be creeped out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Follow-up on that CENTCOM thing:

https://twitter.com/jessicaschulb/status/853029215180115969

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hmm yea, some reporter from huffpo is the most qualified person to speak on reasonable expenditures of ordinance

dunno, but using a huge fuckoff bomb that only costs $170k to play whackamole on 36 isis dickheads seems pretty reasonable to me. consider how many javelin missiles, which cost $78k a pop, have been used against 1 or 2 muj holed up in a house. the savins are outrageous!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I really, really, really, really hope that Mattis is running point on the Best Korea poo poo.

https://twitter.com/PeterWSJ/status/853025519616569344

Because having KT McFarland be the point person for the NSC at Mar-a-Lago is loving insane.

AND WHY THE gently caress IS SHE GOING ON TELEVISION

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/853037732494528512

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hmm yea, some reporter from huffpo is the most qualified person to speak on reasonable expenditures of ordinance

dunno, but using a huge fuckoff bomb that only costs $170k to play whackamole on 36 isis dickheads seems pretty reasonable to me. consider how many javelin missiles, which cost $78k a pop, have been used against 1 or 2 muj holed up in a house. the savins are outrageous!

170k? Drop those fuckers all day.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

LingcodKilla posted:

170k? Drop those fuckers all day.

drat that's cheap. That number for real? I've seen the price numbers the supply system kicks out, and 170k gets you a broken dildo

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

facialimpediment posted:

How do they keep finding poo poo human beings

I just don't understand how there seems to be this unlimited supply


https://twitter.com/thegarance/status/852912147378180097

There's a fucker born every minute.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, 170k, drop those fuckers instead of throwing tomahawks at 1.41mil apiece.

But it's literally just a giant tube of HE. No propulsion, passive guidance, and it needs another giant tube to drop it that costs at least a few lives if it's taken out and however much one of those specially equipped C130s runs. But one of them would be more useful over an airbase in Syria than that $100mil volley last week.

The real question is, how many can we pack in our largest cargo plane capable of open rear end dropping HE shits on the world, and when can we expect to see daisy chains of them being flopped on ISIS strongholds in Iraq and Syria.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

when can we expect to see daisy chains of them being flopped on ISIS strongholds in Iraq and Syria.

Answer: When the rest that were made during the beginning of the Iraq war start hitting the expiration date.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


You're giving me nightmares of MOAB duds getting used as IEDs.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Laranzu posted:

drat that's cheap. That number for real? I've seen the price numbers the supply system kicks out, and 170k gets you a broken dildo

heres where i got the number. but yea it seems reasonable, its just a shitload of explosive, the electronics poo poo is normally what skyrockets prices (that and filthy, delicious graft)

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
So a SEAL was working in porn on the side.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-seal-porn-20170414-story.html

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
if the airspace is so permissive that a C-130 can fly over and drop a bomb out the back of it, then you're bombing really isn't that important

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You're giving me nightmares of MOAB duds getting used as IEDs.

At least there wouldn't be any survivors.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Proud Christian Mom posted:

if the airspace is so permissive that a C-130 can fly over and drop a bomb out the back of it, then you're bombing really isn't that important

says someone whos never been shot at

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Proud Christian Mom posted:

if the airspace is so permissive that a C-130 can fly over and drop a bomb out the back of it, then you're bombing really isn't that important

:psyduck: that has literally never been true in the entire history of throwing things that explode out of things that fly

Coldwar timewarp
May 8, 2007



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

says someone whos never been shot at

Luckily Afghanistan will never be won, so there will be plenty more people to get shot at!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
seriously im sure the guys on the ground thought it was great but lets not pretend that even bigger bombs and more of them are going to make a change in the War on Terror!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
okay i take that back if on our way out of the middle east we dropped a bunch of these on the house of saud it'd probably be the first useful thing we've done in 15+ years but other than that we're just going for the dickwaving factor

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Proud Christian Mom posted:

if the airspace is so permissive that a C-130 can fly over and drop a bomb out the back of it, then you're bombing really isn't that important
Talon IIs are a bit harder to get at than your average Hercules.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

however much one of those specially equipped C130s runs.

$160 million, plus seven aviators with really expensive training.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

oh boy look at that nothing has happened with North Korea yet how shocking

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dead Reckoning posted:

Talon IIs are a bit harder to get at than your average Hercules.


$160 million, plus seven aviators with really expensive training.

So we need to drop at least 90 more to break even?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Proud Christian Mom posted:

seriously im sure the guys on the ground thought it was great but lets not pretend that even bigger bombs and more of them are going to make a change in the War on Terror!

if it keeps lcpl smuckatelli from coming home in a box, then drop 100 of em. whats your actual point, because you sound like a loving idiot right now. if there was a platoon size element of isis cavemen hiding in a loving spider warren of tunnels, chances are, based on past performance, that they were up to no good. would you rather drop one big as gently caress, cheap bomb that turns em into jelly, or send in a bunch of grunts and snake eaters to spend days or weeks engaged in firefights to clear em out? $170k is less than the cost of one death gratuity payout. so we can wave our dicks around, be economical, and have troop welfare/preparedness covered all with one button press

if you wanna argue that the war on terror is stupid, then argue that. dont argue that we should fight it by artificially disadvantaging ourselves for some nebulous reason (like for real, your point is so loving dumb i cant fathom what youre actually trying to get at)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if it keeps lcpl smuckatelli from coming home in a box, then drop 100 of em. whats your actual point, because you sound like a loving idiot right now. if there was a platoon size element of isis cavemen hiding in a loving spider warren of tunnels, chances are, based on past performance, that they were up to no good. would you rather drop one big as gently caress, cheap bomb that turns em into jelly, or send in a bunch of grunts and snake eaters to spend days or weeks engaged in firefights to clear em out? $170k is less than the cost of one death gratuity payout. so we can wave our dicks around, be economical, and have troop welfare/preparedness covered all with one button press

if you wanna argue that the war on terror is stupid, then argue that. dont argue that we should fight it by artificially disadvantaging ourselves for some nebulous reason (like for real, your point is so loving dumb i cant fathom what youre actually trying to get at)

Imagine how much it improves the military's carbon footprint if 10 men die vs. dropping a bomb of that magnitude.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Chichevache posted:

Imagine how much it improves the military's carbon footprint if 10 men die vs. dropping a bomb of that magnitude.

actually, they dropped a big bomb and 36 men died, so congrats all around

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
And we'd already lost one SF dude in that god forsaken poo poo valley. Training that one guy probably cost more that that moab. Literally the only unique thing about this bomb is its size and the fact that we only dropped one, with no civilian casualties and some destruction to enemy infrastructure.

I'd rather they rain moabs down every valley of eastern afghanistan than send in more dudes to die.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Chichevache posted:

Imagine how much it improves the military's carbon footprint if 10 men die vs. dropping a bomb of that magnitude.

Except the other 9990 men and women, or however many there'd be in the obscene Troop-to-EnemyCombatant ratio of a "boots on the ground" scenario, are going to hit Uncle Sam's wallet a lot loving harder than 1 big ol' bomb. College. Healthcare. Their ugly loving spouses and their retarded loving children.


Make all the moabs.

Drop 'em on all the troops.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Also it's funny that some filthy D&D refugee seriously felt the need to decry the GWoT in GiP of all places.

Dude's dumb enough to be military.

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