Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Johnny Joestar posted:

corporations must be having a hell of a time trying to monetize our lust for being killed by nuclear hellfire

Pizza Hut's new Bacon, Pepperoni and Cheese Triple-Stuffed Crust pizza: Because the bombs may already be on their way

Garlic Ed Balls free with purchase

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Somehow I imagine Mark Zuckerberg being even worse than Donald Trump.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mr. Jive posted:

From what I've heard the administration is just "finding its sea legs," which afiak involves lots of vomit

hm, sealegs...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Consummate Professional posted:

Agreed. I think interstellar mostly sucked

The Martian, on the other hand, completely owns.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Where's the nuke you fat bitch?!?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


D1E posted:

Somehow I imagine Mark Zuckerberg being even worse than Donald Trump.

just gonna disrupt government no big deal

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i liked the part of interstellar where they reached the speed of light and all those light particles started bouncing of fthe ship like hail rocks because im pretty sure thats how light works

*moves hand around really fast in front of a lamp to double check before posting*

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

man erdogan is getting really good at this 'dictator' thing

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

Waterworld (but with piss)

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
I bet the troop squares that keep going by in the NK stream are just the same troops over and over again in a big loop the camera can't see...

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
these military guys dance walking sure have flair to their step

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

piss tape

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




Rabble posted:

I bet the troop squares that keep going by in the NK stream are just the same troops over and over again in a big loop the camera can't see...

they're just using their shadow clone jutsu or whatever the hell that naruto thing is called

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Johnny Joestar posted:

corporations must be having a hell of a time trying to monetize our lust for being killed by nuclear hellfire

alcohol is probably already a more successful enterprise today than even two years ago, and legal weed must be enjoying a an uptick in sales, in addition, i'm sure shook libs, and dems have increased gun sales

i think it's fair to say that as our governments inevitably become more fascist, humanity will become more hedonistic, and short sighted

it was true of the gilded era, and i believe it is true of today

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Id vote for a Donald J Trump/Steve Bannon ticket vs Facebook Man

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

gigli

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Taco Duck posted:

How do I join the North Korean army?

have rickets and a Kalashnikov.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

inland empire but with @dril instead of laura dern

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

psycho cop 2

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Kim sure looks happy and not worried about dying in a fire today, that makes me feel a little better. I can't believe it does but it does.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


D1E posted:

Somehow I imagine Mark Zuckerberg being even worse than Donald Trump.

I will forever take Poor Govt over Man who threatens to blow up world with America dying first and then not even delivering on it

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
if zuckerberg runs for president and gets the dem nomination in 2020 im not voting for him, he can get hosed

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



D1E posted:

Somehow I imagine Mark Zuckerberg being even worse than Donald Trump.

i would, without any hint or sarcasm or irony, vote for trump over zuck

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Turdfuzz posted:

if trump were a movie what movie woudl he be

The Jerk

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


let me just write an algorithm to handle foreign policy *gets nuked after the diplomacy algorithm demands the piss tape from putin for 72 hours straight*

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
do our military men dance like this too still?

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




JUCHE!

*click*

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
HAil satan

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
We should just bomb them now while they're all in one place.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Office Pig posted:

man erdogan is getting really good at this 'dictator' thing

right?!

holographic speeches?! choice!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Rabble posted:

We should just bomb them now while they're all in one place.

srsly do it anonoymosly too so they dont know it was us

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

trump, a poor black boy born in alabama, hears 3 Doors Down on the radio form the first time and bursts into his parents bedroom jumping and dancing

"this music!!! it just speaks to me!"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Squizzle posted:

job is a real good book, gods flow is mad good

like imagine explaining to like a bird mite on a dying egret that yr existence awareness etc is so much greater than its that it has no way to even begin to comprehend it let alone ask questions to try to judge yr actions, not because you shouldnt beheld accountable but because it literally cannot even begin to form a basis to understand the first basics of yr actions let alone the decisions behind them

and explain that in terms the mite can understand

owns, gods long speaking role owns

god is a fag

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


oh i know i'll disrupt the federal hiring process *hires exclusively h1b visa holders for federal offices*

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

prsnly i dont think nk is actualy real i think the gov invented it 4 some reason

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Turdfuzz posted:

prsnly i dont think nk is actualy real i think the gov invented it 4 some reason

almost as believable as donald j trump being president of the united states of america

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The guy who was killed at the airport was the family's Jeb

  • Locked thread