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TheChirurgeon posted:Interesting or totally predictable in a way that reminds us that the world is a terrible, lovely place Tom Brady got to win 5 Superbowls. In the process he killed Wheez and the Atlanta area interstate system collapsed into the plot of the movie Doomsday. We're one Pats Superbowl from being irreversibly Cronenberged.
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Chilichimp posted:We're one Pats Superbowl from being irreversibly Cronenberged. Long live the new flesh, death to Videodrome!   
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That's still only the second worst collision of his life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSQYvz9iXMQ
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Scornful Sexbot posted:Does anyone remember the player who ran straight to the bench and sat after doing a cool thing to protest the dumb and bad celebration rules? I need that video for....reasons. Aldon Smith
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SKULL.GIF posted:Hundreds of Internet commentariat will express extremely sad, mournful, and full-of-grief emotions for this three-year-old who never actually formed sapient consciousness whom they had no idea existed before tonight Plus the toddler he killed! 
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hifi posted:if you want to talk about your feelings then use the chat thread. the man was bad at football What the gently caress is this edgelord poo poo a child is dead
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Spoeank posted:What the gently caress is this edgelord poo poo a child is dead You need a funny photoshop to pull that stuff off really.
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hifi posted:if you want to talk about your feelings then use the chat thread. the man was bad at football Todd Heap was a HoF talent on the Ravens. He just had Kyle Boller dropped into the middle of his career like a dead weight. I'm not even going to talk about the news because that poo poo is too horrible to contemplate.
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Spoeank posted:What the gently caress is this edgelord poo poo a child is dead How dare you be foul the sanctity of the offseason thread with only vaguely football related news
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Chichevache posted:Aldon Smith Didn't Aqib Talib also do this?
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Why didn't Eli just wear 2 or 3 jerseys and helmets per game if he didn't wan't to give away 'the good stuff'? That's what they do with 'player worn jersey patches' that they put on football cards.
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SKULL.GIF posted:Hundreds of Internet commentariat will express extremely sad, mournful, and full-of-grief emotions for this three-year-old who never actually formed sapient consciousness whom they had no idea existed before tonight This reads like it was written by a 12 year old.
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Who has the longer neck Jordan Silk or Mike Glennon.
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BlindSite posted:Who has the longer neck Drew Brees
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Chichevache posted:That's still only the second worst collision of his life. What the gently caress Chiche c'mon....
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Todd heap never graduated high school Like once he got accepted into asu he just stopped going and no one ever said anything about it.
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That owns. Like didn't graduate high school gently caress it. Now I'm in college and now I'm playing professional football.
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SKULL.GIF posted:Hundreds of Internet commentariat will express extremely sad, mournful, and full-of-grief emotions for this three-year-old who never actually formed sapient consciousness whom they had no idea existed before tonight I know, right? Human empathy is a miracle.
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Looking forward to this season's convoluted "who engineered that drive, Todd Heap??" jokes and the subsequent dozen  quotes.
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fsif posted:Looking forward to this season's convoluted "who engineered that drive, Todd Heap??" jokes and the subsequent dozen I guess he should have been a flat back.
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Michael Corleone posted:Why didn't Eli just wear 2 or 3 jerseys and helmets per game if he didn't wan't to give away 'the good stuff'? That's what they do with 'player worn jersey patches' that they put on football cards. NFL rules prohibit more than one helmet per player, and furthermore unless you can demonstrate actual damage, only one per season. Part of this is to allow coaches/trainers an easy way to keep a player out of the game, by taking their helmet, which supposedly ties into the head trauma safety aspect, but in practice rarely does.
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fsif posted:Looking forward to this season's convoluted "who engineered that drive, Todd Heap??" jokes and the subsequent dozen  fsif gettin' in on the ground floor of the Todd Heap meme.
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At least the last name is still appropriate. (RIP that kid)
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BlindSite posted:Who has the longer neck Saddam Hussein
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BlindSite posted:Who has the longer neck black jack ketchum
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swickles posted:NFL rules prohibit more than one helmet per player, and furthermore unless you can demonstrate actual damage, only one per season. Part of this is to allow coaches/trainers an easy way to keep a player out of the game, by taking their helmet, which supposedly ties into the head trauma safety aspect, but in practice rarely does. Wow, didn't know that. Would really make a helmet for an all time great season worth a ton.
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