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Hey big old baby that wasn't even close to the worst thing I e posted in my thread, gona censor it all? Bug just turned up in belltown a few blocks away from where I parked it!
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DICK DICER posted:Hey big old baby that wasn't even close to the worst thing I e posted in my thread, gona censor it all? Don't get sassy, just get the gently caress out of Seattle. Get the bug back, view it as divine intervention (or just random happenstance) and make something happen in your life.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:02
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AND OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE RIGHT loving NOW THE KEYS DECIDE THEY AIN'T COMING OUT TO PLAY
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Apr 12, 2017 23:03
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Well, can you disable it in some way so no-one else can steal it (again?) without some effort?
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Apr 12, 2017 23:36
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I found them. On the bus now.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:54
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Uh you're looking awfully thin there
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Didn't someone here off garage storage for the Civic? Seriously, get the bug home, get the Civic in storage, and GTFO of dodge. Go east, go south, go wherever. Just load up the bug and get out.
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ExplodingSims posted:Didn't someone here off garage storage for the Civic? the spyder posted:I think I posted something similar before, but you know I've got a truck and trailer- theres enough room to store at least 1 car and your tools in a locked building down here until you figure out where you're headed. Spyder's in Portland, so pretty close.
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Apr 13, 2017 02:46
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Wait. It's a trick. Get an axe. There's no way it was left here by me on saturday. A no parking zone in downtown seatte spanning four days, and not one ticket or impound? Despite it being a mere one block west of where I thought i parked, no loving way could I get away with that long.  Grand inventory completed and somehow absolutely nothing missing but I gained a box of thin mint cookies I'm unable to vouch for  
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Apr 13, 2017 06:06
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Is that another tarot card? Serious suggestion, comb that bug for trackers, put your paranoia to use so no biker gangs follow you to Nebraska.
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cakesmith handyman posted:Is that another tarot card? bikers arent gonna put a loving tracker in the bug, theyll have just taken a hacksaw to something important looking on the underside
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This season of Dicks Of Anarchy is getting weird. Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:bikers arent gonna put a loving tracker in the bug, theyll have just taken a hacksaw to something important looking on the underside Or stuffed some dynamite into it. That would be a bit extreme for refusing a job though.
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How many days sober are you
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Apr 13, 2017 14:05
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Is there even a remote chance Dick's dad is in town, and this is all just an absolutely :masterstroke: prank?
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Leperflesh posted:Is there even a remote chance Dick's dad is in town, and this is all just an absolutely :masterstroke: prank? Its called Methamphetamine Psychosis.
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JudgeJoeBrown posted:Its called Methamphetamine Psychosis. I might agree with you, but.... DICK DICER posted:There's no way it was left here by me on saturday. A no parking zone in downtown seatte spanning four days, and not one ticket or impound? If he had parked his car on that street on Saturday it would have been long gone by a tow truck within a couple hours. Parking enforcement does not gently caress around in this city, especially in belltown. Someone is def loving with him, and I don't think even 14"s brain would be able to pull this one off.
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slurry_curry posted:I might agree with you, but.... At this point, it's redefining the Goon in a Well analogy. The specifics don't really matter anymore.
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You forgot where you parked your car, just like several days awake and amphetamine psychosis make you think you have a colony of worms in your body. I don't know what it is you need to just move forward but all that will happen in Seattle is you will die alone and in an unfortunate way and all your possessions will end up trashed or auctioned. Seeing that as your ultimate endgame, why not just sell what you can and move literally anywhere else? It doesn't have to be loving Shitcock, Nebraska like they're suggesting there are ten million lovely towns in America where you can do the same thing, maybe in better weather too. And if your car really was stolen I am sure the glovebox was rifled and someone now has your parents' address in California so if someone really does want to gently caress with you they have another great piece of the puzzle.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:how is Rosie Princess Piss and Moan is doing quite well. She ripped a hole in my box spring and sleeps inside my bed now. JudgeJoeBrown posted:Its called Methamphetamine Psychosis. Explain the zero tickets it recieved over four days, and I had two friends with me walking Belltown block by block gridding the entire neighborhood for 7 hours without spotting it once.
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Apr 13, 2017 23:05
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You had any spare keys around the house? Remember your home got loving raided like a couple of weeks ago?
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DICK DICER posted:Princess Piss and Moan is doing quite well. She ripped a hole in my box spring and sleeps inside my bed now. The Dude did this too.  Doesn't always sleep in there, but if he gets spooked he'll spend several hours in there.
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DICK DICER posted:Explain the zero tickets it recieved over four days, and I had two friends with me walking Belltown block by block gridding the entire neighborhood for 7 hours without spotting it once. Unless they blew away in a freak windstorm, yeah. Keys stolen from your home and the bug subsequently used for nefarious purposes, then dumped. All you need now is to have a bolo out and be surrounded by the fuzz next time you go for a drive.
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DICK DICER posted:Princess Piss and Moan is doing quite well. She ripped a hole in my box spring and sleeps inside my bed now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo But more seriously, yeah, get the gently caress out of that city. Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Apr 14, 2017 00:54
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Dave my friend only some other people lost in the sauce gonna walk around 7 hours with you. If I could send you a thousand bucks and you'd be ok I would right now. I don't know the answer. I think we helped you get ok in Nebraska. What do we do guys?
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everdave posted:Dave my friend only some other people lost in the sauce gonna walk around 7 hours with you. If I could send you a thousand bucks and you'd be ok I would right now. I don't know the answer. I think we helped you get ok in Nebraska. What do we do guys? You guys helped him drink pretty much every single day while he was there. He might not have done meth (who knows, really) but you absolutely enabled him.
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BraveUlysses posted:You guys helped him drink pretty much every single day while he was there. He might not have done meth (who knows, really) but you absolutely enabled him. Sad truth is that he was a godawful load better off drunk and working on a truck than whatever the gently caress he got himself into. Plus it was clear he was improving healthwise.... which is all I care about at this point. Mentally and physically he was a shitload better in Nebraska. No I never enabled him but I was happy to see Dave improve in Valentine.
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I sent him beef jerky, granola bars, socks and warm longjohn underwear. I only enabled him to get fat and stay warm.  Dave - I hope you do whatever is best for you to get your poo poo together both mentally and physically. If that means Valentine or the middle of nowhere somewhere else, I hope you figure out a way and get yourself to make it happen.
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Apr 14, 2017 04:21
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For the record directly funded goon booze for the entire trip sits at 2 fifths of Bulleit rye and a 4 pack of craft stouts, not too bad for a near 3 month long trip.
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DICK DICER posted:For the record directly funded goon booze for the entire trip sits at 2 fifths of Bulleit rye and a 4 pack of craft stouts, not too bad for a near 3 month long trip. That's not too bad for Friday. 
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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:The Dude did this too. Sorry, man. Pretty sure my cats taught him that. Only my rear end in a top hat cats go in there and fight.
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Crossposting from the truck thread, figured Dave would appreciate this.wesleywillis posted:The lyrics are slightly weak in a few spots, but they mostly fit.
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Well it certainly beats my dad randomly deciding to call me 'Aqualung.' Total hydraulic brake failure both circuits while downtown in rush hour today. Parked the Bug intact right in front of the loving coffee shop. 
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Apr 15, 2017 02:50
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So someone stole your car, sabotaged the brakes, then put it back? Is that the current hypothesis?
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Total brake failure is literally edging on impossible in a modern car even a lovely bug. Dave let the goon army help you.
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everdave posted:Total brake failure is literally edging on impossible in a modern car even a lovely bug. Dave let the goon army help you. BraveUlysses posted:How many days sober are you
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Okay so by total failure I meant "heard loud *KLACK* from rear in parking lot at low speed, brake pedal went instantly to the firewall with out slowing down at all near mid travel where typically the second still good brake circuit takes over emergency stopping*. Better? I don't think anyone saboraged it, I think it's a VW with 200k on it and poo poo breaks when it gets old. BraveUlysses posted:How many days sober are you 
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everdave posted:Total brake failure is literally edging on impossible in a modern car even a lovely bug. Dave let the goon army help you. At this point we might need to call the VW army.
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