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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


breaking news

obama is a shark who takes bribes!!

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Leviathan posted:

those shiny metal dildos are more likely to be filled with 400,000 lbs of kimchi than actual fuel and explosives

I'm not sure there's that much food in all of North Korea.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

it' all comes down to if someone is actually insane enough to sell north korea a nuke

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I'm not sure there's that much food in all of North Korea.

i thought the same thing as soon as i hit submit

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I'm not sure there's that much food in all of North Korea.

no that's jong-un's personal food store

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

And don't even get me started on the White Helmets, am I right?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

zegermans posted:

why would anyone ignore squizzle

yeah i mean i can understand blocking zegermans but SQUIZZLE?! PULL OUT THE GUILLOTINES

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jazerus posted:

breaking news

obama is a shark who takes bribes!!



what the hell is this game??

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

it' all comes down to if someone is actually insane enough to sell north korea a nuke

nah, you don't sell them a nuke, you sell them nuke ideas. then you sell them solid fuel rocket. then you sell them your love.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

anyway, the good thing about fake stuff is that you can't really treat it as anything other than real, unless you know for 100% sure that it's fake.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

crazy cloud posted:

Trump is in maragalago so he might not do anything catastrophic immediately because he's too busy eating well-done steak

But mar a Iago is definitely buggrd top to bottom by foreign intelligence services and lol at their spooks listening to trump's unfiltered hot takes because he's in the most surveilled environment possible

Last time Trump was in Mar-a-Lago he bombed Syria while eating cake.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Yinlock posted:

it' all comes down to if someone is actually insane enough to sell north korea a nuke

no no china merely sold them DF-31 ICBMs and the blueprints for a nuke.


the North Koreans just put it together

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Yinlock posted:

it' all comes down to if someone is actually insane enough to sell north korea a nuke

Or if they already have a nuke, does it fit on that new ICBM missile they paraded around today. Because if so, that is a big deal. Solid fuel rocket launch at any time any anywhere in the country, with it being mobile.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

How the gently caress did they go from "ineffectually spurt into the ocean" to "multiple new cruise missiles" all of a sudden

Obama had an active cyber program that sabotaged their missile technology.

Trump hasn't continued it because no one knows how to do anything in government anymore. There was an NYT or wapo article about it a month ago.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
while disappointed to not be dead, im cautiously optimistic after seeing nk's new arsenal :riker:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

nah, you don't sell them a nuke, you sell them nuke ideas. then you sell them solid fuel rocket. then you sell them your love.

god damit you sell the mushroom cloud, not the rocket. now get out there and close some deals, smith

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So old people of SA, is this what the Cold War felt like?

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


squizzle is the greatest of us, and should never be ignored. squizzle's posts give me joy.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Hamelekim posted:

Or if they already have a nuke, does it fit on that new ICBM missile they paraded around today. Because if so, that is a big deal. Solid fuel rocket launch at any time any anywhere in the country, with it being mobile.

all this uncertainty seems like fantastic news for the people of north korea

or the opposite of that

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also trump's plan to get pence exploded didn't work after all

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

The Glumslinger posted:

So old people of SA, is this what the Cold War felt like?

I wasn't as worried about our own leadership back then as I am now.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

cumshitter posted:

what the hell is this game??

yeah it looks cool and i wanna play it

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I wasn't as worried about our own leadership back then as I am now.

are you telling me our russian compromised leaders may not make decisions in the best interest of the US

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i blame hillary for what happened at the Caves of Ordeal despit the fact that my caucus voted to cut funding for gelatinous cubes and lizardmen there. i demand black mage chaffetz hold an investigation

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

eonwe posted:

are you telling me our russian compromised leaders may not make decisions in the best interest of the US

i'm not even convinced they can make decisions in the best interest of themselves

bullets cure cops
Feb 3, 2006
someone on twitter speculated that it looked like some Kh-35 anti shipping missiles in the parade. if so i think that would be a concern all on its own, but i'm not sure, maybe they already had decent asms? someone kick over baloogans trash can.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

yeah it looks cool and i wanna play it

it's one of the disgaia games

they're pretty great. tactical rpg.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

cumshitter posted:

what the hell is this game??

Disgaea. Maybe 4?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I wasn't as worried about our own leadership back then as I am now.

ronald reagan was the president

Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.

Good Citizen posted:

Disgaea. Maybe 4?

I think it's 1 based on the spritework

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Admiral Ray posted:

i'm not even convinced they can make decisions in the best interest of themselves

Yeah, regardless of whatever level of influence outside parties have, at this point I can't think of many in the current administration who could successfully dress themselves unaided.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Good Citizen posted:

Disgaea. Maybe 4?

im curious as to how a monster senate deals with poo poo and why you need to bribe sharkmen with nerd glasses and stuff

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

also trump's plan to get pence exploded didn't work after all

not sure if disappointed

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Ragnar Homsar posted:

I think it's 1 based on the spritework

I don't think there's a dark assembly in 1 unless they added it in a remake? Been a while

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




cumshitter posted:

im curious as to how a monster senate deals with poo poo and why you need to bribe sharkmen with nerd glasses and stuff

they're full of demons and you're trying to bribe them to pass laws in your favor

i think

god it's been so many years since i've played that game

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


silvergoose posted:

it's one of the disgaia games

they're pretty great. tactical rpg.

yeah i'm doing a nite crew playthrough of disgaea 1



Jazerus fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Apr 15, 2017

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

cumshitter posted:

what the hell is this game??

disgaea, aka insane demons grind to absurdity

it's a fairly normal srpg series with entertaining stores, and then you reach the postgame and it's time for NUMBERS

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
So were those missiles ICBMs or not?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

R. Guyovich posted:

ronald reagan was the president

Reagan's mind turned into coleslaw somewhere either late in his first term or early in his second. Trump's been this embarrassingly impaired for like decades.

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

So were those missiles ICBMs or not?

who the gently caress cares, we're talking about disgaea now

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