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DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

bubblebee posted:

Firstly the dowry is something the woman's family pays to the mans family.

Lol is this like in Afghanistan where the idea is you pay the husband's family to take over the burden of having another worthless female around?

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

KomodoWagon posted:

Lol is this like in Afghanistan where the idea is you pay the husband's family to take over the burden of having another worthless female around?

Yes, a dowry, like he said.

e: though, charitably, you could say it's the bride's family's contribution to the newlyweds' new life since the expectation is that the bride will move in with the husband's family and share in their household

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Apr 15, 2017

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SaltyJesus posted:

Yes, a dowry, like he said.

e: though, charitably, you could say it's the bride's family's contribution to the newlyweds' new life since the expectation is that the bride will move in with the husband's family and share in their household

Oh, as far as I knew, a dowry could also be the husband's family paying the wife's due to the value another productive person adds to the household. Guess I could be wrong.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Are women worthless or not, we just don't know

*ejaculates while looking at a balloon*

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
In English the word "dowry" specifically denotes wealth given by the bride's family. Quoting wiki:

Wiki posted:

A dowry is a transfer of parental property at the marriage of a daughter. Dowry contrasts with the related concepts of bride price and dower. While bride price or bride service is a payment by the groom or his family to the bride's parents, dowry is the wealth transferred from the bride's family to the groom or his family, ostensibly for the bride. Similarly, dower is the property settled on the bride herself, by the groom at the time of marriage, and which remains under her ownership and control.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
what a dowry, your dowry like roll of paper towel, very bountyful

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
i cant stop thinking about your plumpy dowry bhabi

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SaltyJesus posted:

In English the word "dowry" specifically denotes wealth given by the bride's family. Quoting wiki:

:thx:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
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ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
How r u babx?

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

what size are your boons

In Australia, boons are always plumpy:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Idk whatever

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Her navel was vary musky

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ElGroucho posted:

Arranged marriage is pretty lol

It's hard enough to stay happy with someone that you've spent several years in the throws of rapturous love with, and in your later years the embers of passion have cooled to warm ash

Or I guess you could be with that pharmacist your mom picked for you because he has money, LMAO

the status quo in arranged marriage countries usually seems to be shack up with the richest dude/hottest lady you can find and then pretend to not hate each other in public for appearances while banging a bunch of people half your age during business trips so imo there's worse things out there i guess assuming you don't get married to a loving monster

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

bet she's making lots of $$$

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Mods, change my name to Bitch lasagna

HoboNews
Oct 11, 2012

Don't rattle me bones
I love that he apologized for the call out of the blue. How thoughtful.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

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Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Bitch lasagna

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I went back and read "powerful and sexy lols" and had some powerful and sexy lols myself

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

powerful sex moves posted:

How big is my pussy? Enormous. You couldn't handle it buddy.

How deep is your love~

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

powerful sex moves posted:

How big is my pussy? Enormous. You couldn't handle it buddy.

lol who gives a poo poo about pussies, lemme at that plumpy navel girl

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

RaceFat posted:

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Whoa, you can see her ankle

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy

Rishi Kothari posted:

Bitch lasagna

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Would these men just explode if they saw porn? Not in a powerful orgasm sense, but literally detonate as if they were filled with C4.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Sunswipe posted:

Would these men just explode if they saw porn? Not in a powerful orgasm sense, but literally detonate as if they were filled with C4.

An explosion of cum from lack of fac

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Dirty big balls
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

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Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



What do they call nuts in India if balls = breasts?

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