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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

wow

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Skypie posted:

"Oh you don't like that I sold out your privacy? JUST DON'T USE THE INTERNET!"

https://twitter.com/bradbainum/status/852592108959657984

I don't get why nobody has realized that this means that any unsecured information that any business has online is also fair game. Doctor's offices, banks, etc.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm the Diet Coke instead of glass of water

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

ProperCoochie posted:

A legion of lols, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a dementia dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of yuge dragoons, frogged and braided golf pants, one in a MAGA hat and one with a grandma rear end and one in white stockings and a piss-stained wedding veil and some in headgear or wigs or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise orange and one in the armor of a Mar-a-Lago conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust OO-RAH and many with their tax codes spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly gold-fringed cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted Russian red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a deal from a hell more bigly yet than the brimstone land of Christian real estate, screeching and tweeting and building a wall like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Again, the inevitable deluge of congressional internet data about to be leaked and spread around is basically mycelium for an impending super-culture of lols embedded deep beneath the surface of the earth.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
This is farta! Fartz

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Bust Rodd posted:

Again, the inevitable deluge of congressional internet data about to be leaked and spread around is basically mycelium for an impending super-culture of lols embedded deep beneath the surface of the earth.



Looking forward to it.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853583417916755968

What the gently caress, is he going for the “11 dimensional chess grandmaster“ thing again or what is this

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008

Definitely gonna suck some dick to prove he's not gay

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853583417916755968

What the gently caress, is he going for the “11 dimensional chess grandmaster“ thing again or what is this

LoL at the pedantic insecurity on display by our POTUS to literally all of the Earth... "Whadya mean? Why would I do that? GEEZE LOUISE!"

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Look at all that economic anxiety

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853595628655587334

L O loving L

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Is the drinking game where he mentions his election still on going?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skypie posted:

"Oh you don't like that I sold out your privacy? JUST DON'T USE THE INTERNET!"

https://twitter.com/bradbainum/status/852592108959657984

So, he's suddenly pro choice? :rimshot:

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853597199619543041
lol

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Didn't maddow already release them?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
christ he's dumb lol

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

theperminator posted:

Didn't maddow already release them?

two pages of a 1040 from 2005

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

A new week. New opportunities for adventure! We're off to a great start.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853583417916755968

What the gently caress, is he going for the “11 dimensional chess grandmaster“ thing again or what is this

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

ahahahaah, these two are literally minutes apart. MINUTES.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853595628655587334
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853597199619543041

guys, i think PUTUS might be retarded.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853604334944354305



e: and to think that just last day people itt were lamenting that a new, lol-less dark age was about to begin

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



:lol:

God drat it feels good to be back

For the first time I agree with those suggesting Trump is playing 9 dimensional chess - this is wayyy out of this universe

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853604334944354305



e: and to think that just last day people itt were lamenting that a new, lol-less dark age was about to begin

Forgive my sins. The lord is risen this Easter weekend

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

HALLELOLJAH

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/853341481175789571

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cubone posted:

it's kind of weird that you can get passed washington post's paywall by pressing the reader mode button. you'd think they'd make it so you can't do that, but here we are

yeah also you can just press chrome's Stop button as the page loads, once the text is there but before the pay wall image shows up

It actually works for most news pay walls in tyool 2017, lol

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

And you people thought that beloved President of the United States Donald Trump would stop working this weekend. But he has never stopped providing his nation its most precious resource: fragrant spicy lols

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

He woke up and delivered. Today is a good day!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

SNL is back with Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RvfzFv3c6Y

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

POTUS acts decisively to end lol shortage

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
I told you guys some good lols were coming

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

More like Elector-lol College

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

*wakes up*

*checks thread*

*deep belly laugh*

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I wonder if the Trump tweets that don't end in question or exclamation marks are from his interns

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

aren’t all his tweets made by some assistant, he rambles and his staff just transcribes, iirc

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Vegetable posted:

aren’t all his tweets made by some assistant, he rambles and his staff just transcribes, iirc

No and he is proud of running his own twitter account iirc

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

turn off the TV posted:

I don't get why nobody has realized that this means that any unsecured information that any business has online is also fair game. Doctor's offices, banks, etc.

Check this out: everybody in the united states is loving retarded especially our president

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

The best

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