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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

we're all gay here
:wink:

i mean, we joined the loving military

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Not very many infantrymen can figure out computers.

i somehow managed to figure it out good enough to look at some titties

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

Not very many infantrymen can figure out computers.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Naked Bear posted:

Not very many infantrymen can read.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

I'm sorry I'll tone down my bro love for HCT.

I meant why the probation

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

I meant why the probation

He said the BB word.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Quite possibly the dumbest word.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Combat companion

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Pesticide20 posted:

Combat companion

is that the PC term for field wife or what?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Zeris posted:

I meant why the probation

"B*ttle B*ddy"

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Mike-o posted:

i somehow managed to figure it out good enough to look at some titties

I was the company lesbian porn distributor. Even managed to get it to the Bn XO and CSM somehow!

This was back in 2005 when grunts REALLY didn't know how to use computers, and I had a near monopoly with my external hard drive.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

The Rat posted:

I was the company lesbian porn distributor. Even managed to get it to the Bn XO and CSM somehow!

This was back in 2005 when grunts REALLY didn't know how to use computers, and I had a near monopoly with my external hard drive.

same here

also NES and SNES emulators

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Happy Saturday gently caress the army k bye

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Steezo posted:

is that the PC term for field wife or what?

I'm just trying to come up with other alliterative phrases for battle buddy.

Fighting friend.

Assault associate.

Wartime workmate.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pesticide20 posted:


Fighting friend.


I'm stealing this! *furiously begins drafting policy letter*

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Misery Mate

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Assault Associate is my favorite.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Conflict Comrade

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Fodder Friend

Field gently caress

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
FIIIIIEEEEELLLDDD FUUUUUCCCCKKKK

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Butt Buddy is always appropriate.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm not your butt buddy, guy.

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013

Naked Bear posted:

No poo poo? When was this?

2015 doing some prep for NTC. It was honestly a loving blast but that's probably because I wasn't making the range fans for a battalion utilizing like 6 different assets. They hardly let commanders touch the planning much less dumbass PLs. That poo poo looked like a toddler got a crayon and scribbled all over the map in different colors. My gunners were given precise azmithus they could shoot from in specific positions. I'm surprised nobody got capped.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

FIIIIIEEEEELLLDDD FUUUUUCCCCKKKK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Where was my counseling saaarrrrrnnnt?

Fuck My Ass
Mar 24, 2010
College Slice
Okay so question.

I am AGR. I broke my ankle outside of work on leave. I'm being treated right now my CoC is tracking. My question is. My civilian doctor prescribed me Percocet will this cause me to pop hot on UPL? Should I go ahead and alert my coc?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
IDK about ALERTING anyone but keep the prescription handy and let them know when you go to work next or whatever unless you're getting a piss test tomorrow or something

if your chain is tracking a broken bone ER visit i doubt there would be an issue but it never hurts to send an FYI to prevent "I WAS BLINDSIDED" bullshit, but for a legit medical prescription you should be fine but its the army of course

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Apr 16, 2017

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

IDK about ALERTING anyone but keep the prescription handy and let them know when you go to work next or whatever unless you're getting a piss test tomorrow or something

if your chain is tracking a broken bone ER visit i doubt there would be an issue but it never hurts to send an FYI to prevent "I WAS BLINDSIDED" bullshit, but for a legit medical prescription you should be fine but its the army of course

Keep about fifteen thousand copies of that scrip and keep the bottle so that you can tell your CoC if you're getting tested.

If the drug test is incipient, then tell your CoC and show them the scrip right away.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
oh and IMMEDIATELY THROW THEM AWAY after the prescription end date ;)

Fuck My Ass
Mar 24, 2010
College Slice

Wasabi the J posted:

Keep about fifteen thousand copies of that scrip and keep the bottle so that you can tell your CoC if you're getting tested.

If the drug test is incipient, then tell your CoC and show them the scrip right away.

I already turned the paper slip into my pharmacy can I go there and get like a printed copy of it? Or a doctors note from the office outlining the rX

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

oh and IMMEDIATELY THROW THEM AWAY after the prescription end date ;)

Yes. Because substance abuse is a serious problem in the military and prescription opioid abuse is an epidemic in the US, with many street heroin users becoming addicted to scrips first before being unable to get more.

(Please do not try to joyride your opioid prescriptions because it is one of the few drugs that can actually make you physically dependant)

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


gently caress My rear end posted:

I already turned the paper slip into my pharmacy can I go there and get like a printed copy of it? Or a doctors note from the office outlining the rX

Yes. More importantly you can also get a voided copy when you get copies of your medical records from the hospital/doctors. Which, you know, you should be already in the process of doing.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gently caress My rear end posted:

Okay so question.

I am AGR. I broke my ankle outside of work on leave. I'm being treated right now my CoC is tracking. My question is. My civilian doctor prescribed me Percocet will this cause me to pop hot on UPL? Should I go ahead and alert my coc?

doesnt matter if you take all the correct steps. this will end in tears

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

doesnt matter if you take all the correct steps. this will end in tears

pussy bitch wont even run his 2 mile next week :rolleyes:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i went 6 months on a broken foot that i got while drunk twisting it on a root because i didnt want to get kicked out of an army school lmao


i was so retarded for the army whtat the gently caress

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
If it's been filled somewhere, anywhere, then the DEA system will have it recorded. Even if that entire hospital along with every copy of the script get wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow, there will still be a record of it in the fed ledger tagged with the provider's DEA number. You could say jack poo poo until a UPL comes up, state you've got the script, and while they might try to pull some poo poo they won't be able to touch you for the Percs.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

If it's been filled somewhere, anywhere, then the DEA system will have it recorded. Even if that entire hospital along with every copy of the script get wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow, there will still be a record of it in the fed ledger tagged with the provider's DEA number. You could say jack poo poo until a UPL comes up, state you've got the script, and while they might try to pull some poo poo they won't be able to touch you for the Percs.

You seem to be operating on the assumption that they would do absolutely any sort of extra effort like looking that up before deciding to nail someone's ball to the wall and loving up their life with paper work. If the green weenie wants to come around the second part of that will happen no matter what and it will be on him to force the first part to happen out of self defense. It is the way of the army.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

bird food bathtub posted:

You seem to be operating on the assumption that they would do absolutely any sort of extra effort like looking that up before deciding to nail someone's ball to the wall and loving up their life with paper work. If the green weenie wants to come around the second part of that will happen no matter what and it will be on him to force the first part to happen out of self defense. It is the way of the army.

My point was that while they can put you through a bunch of asspain and headaches, after that poo poo gets put in the DEA logs they can't actually hit you with poo poo for the opiates you're legally prescribed. Again that's like worst case scenario after he's notified his battalion PA and chain about everything, but someone has a super stiffy for trying to gently caress him and get him gigged for drugs.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

bird food bathtub posted:

You seem to be operating on the assumption that they would do absolutely any sort of extra effort like looking that up before deciding to nail someone's ball to the wall and loving up their life with paper work. If the green weenie wants to come around the second part of that will happen no matter what and it will be on him to force the first part to happen out of self defense. It is the way of the army.

All UAs go through a medical review officer before being returned as a positive test. Commanders aren't even notified if someone comes up positive unless they don't have a scrip.

That said, shop around off post and out of tricare network to try to get drugs at your own peril.

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Fuck My Ass
Mar 24, 2010
College Slice

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

My point was that while they can put you through a bunch of asspain and headaches, after that poo poo gets put in the DEA logs they can't actually hit you with poo poo for the opiates you're legally prescribed. Again that's like worst case scenario after he's notified his battalion PA and chain about everything, but someone has a super stiffy for trying to gently caress him and get him gigged for drugs.

This is what I was hoping to hear. I'm not a poo poo bag and by the time my next upl comes around I shouldn't pop hot on it. I am in a gently caress ton of pain and can't imagine how I Would be if I wasn't taking these. Luckily I have good rapport with my co and company leadership so it shouldn't be a problem. Before I deployed one of my buddies got hit in weed on his upl and they swept it under the rug

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