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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
It's great how it's always the left that has to compromise in order to keep the Tories out while the centrists get to keep everything they want. Despite the fact that neoliberalism is dying across the globe and that left wing policies are shown time and again to be popular with the public. But no, literally the only way to oppose the Tories is to get on the neoliberal train otherwise you might just hand over your vote to Theresa May. After all, what's the point in politics if you don't get into power? Oh, please ignore the sign saying "Everything UKIP achieved despite having 1 MP max."

If you keep telling people that you should vote them without giving them any reasons to do so other than "worse people will win", you end up with Trump. It's a political dead end.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's the 10 year anniversary last week of Tony Blair's "I don't hate black people, I hate black culture" speech, a favorite phrase of thinkers like Dr. David Duke and now a staple of alt-right bullshit.

I do hope this isn't the sensible centrism that we're going to be chasing.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the Are Blairites Really Tories debate feels a little stale two decades after 1997

anyway, re the remark on Miliband

quote:

On the left, this tendency to make emotional rather than rational decisions has had a fascinating side-effect. Both Corbyn supporters and sceptics tend to overestimate how radical he is: the former because they like the idea of him taking a hammer to what came before and the second because they don’t.

If it rains this bank holiday weekend, and you can’t face another round of Monopoly, you could always play a game with your loved ones. Miliband policy or Corbyn policy? (Look, I never said it would be fun.) Rent controls? Miliband. Rolling back privatisation of the NHS? Miliband. Scrapping the bedroom tax? Miliband. There are even areas where pre-2015 Labour was to the left of the current leadership, such as its promise to means-test the winter fuel allowance so that wealthy pensioners didn’t receive it.

the Guardian column goes on to make, I think, another good observation:

quote:

That doesn’t mean Corbynism is just microwaved Milibandism. It’s just that, overall, there hasn’t been the kind of ceremonial torching of Labour history and traditions that both sides sometimes like to suggest has occurred. Still, Corbyn has begun to build on the party’s longstanding principles to flesh out a platform of his own. He’s a kind of Tesco Finest Robin Hood: taking from the rich and giving not just to the poor, but to the middle class, too. Remember: when you hear muttering about a policy being a “middle-class bribe”, that’s code for “popular”.

All of which points to a very noticeable absence last week – a lack of casual scorn from Tory backbenchers. They can’t all have been walking in Snowdonia, so there’s one obvious conclusion. One or two of Jeremy Corbyn’s policies might soon receive the ultimate compliment – being stolen by the government.

look forward to yet another Living Wage*, coming to a Tory press release near you

* Living Wage may be funded by welfare cuts. Let's see if your PEOPLE'S POPULAR MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE can also math.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


ronya posted:

* Living Wage may be funded by welfare cuts. Let's see if your PEOPLE'S POPULAR MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE can also math.

How is Living Wage funded by welfare cuts? Are you confusing it with basic income.

It's paid for by the employers not the state.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

ronya posted:

look forward to yet another Living Wage*, coming to a Tory press release near you

* Living Wage may be funded by welfare cuts. Let's see if your PEOPLE'S POPULAR MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE can also math.

This is partly why Corbyn can't simply spend all his time between now and the election launching popular policies. Any that are deemed to be too popular, like free childcare at the last election, will be stolen by the government and twisted out of all recognition.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

MikeCrotch posted:

It's great how it's always the left that has to compromise in order to keep the Tories out while the centrists get to keep everything they want. Despite the fact that neoliberalism is dying across the globe and that left wing policies are shown time and again to be popular with the public. But no, literally the only way to oppose the Tories is to get on the neoliberal train otherwise you might just hand over your vote to Theresa May. After all, what's the point in politics if you don't get into power? Oh, please ignore the sign saying "Everything UKIP achieved despite having 1 MP max."

If you keep telling people that you should vote them without giving them any reasons to do so other than "worse people will win", you end up with Trump. It's a political dead end.

This isn't America. You've won the argument. 'The left' has its chosen leader - and it's proving to be an unmitigated disaster.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
not twisted out of all recognition

as the column points out, Corbyn needs to give these policies legs by expanding them to have middle-class cover

conversely, the Tories can just keep the middle-class cover and discard everything else - at least as long as they can keep their own people in line.

anyway that said, the policy barrage is not bad. The GE is not tomorrow - the likely goal is consensus formation amongst target demos, for now. if Milne is any good, the pressure will be kept up just enough to keep party discourse on target, but not so high that any dissent is simply submerged until it explodes at a more inconvenient time later; loyalists need time to adjust to dissents made in good faith

ronya fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Apr 16, 2017

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Paxman posted:

But what you call a "left" candidate is pretty much the same as a centre left candidate with different rhetoric.

For example, on immigration, Corbyn wants more controls than Miliband (Miliband would just have kept things as they are now, Corbyn wants to add ending freedom of movement).

The difference is that Miliband made some mugs. I'd rather have a Labour government with mugs saying "controls on immigration" than a Tory Government and a Labour opposition with a policy of controls on immigration but no mugs.

I'd have thought you Blairites would acknowledge how important & powerful rhetoric can be. Someone actually saying socialism is good, even when they aren't actually the second coming of Kropotkin or Marx, is better than someone delivering the same platform while saying socialism is hopeless, the free market is our god. Because it normalises socialism, it stops being this big scary evil.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

MikeCrotch posted:

It's great how it's always the left that has to compromise in order to keep the Tories out while the centrists get to keep everything they want. Despite the fact that neoliberalism is dying across the globe and that left wing policies are shown time and again to be popular with the public. But no, literally the only way to oppose the Tories is to get on the neoliberal train otherwise you might just hand over your vote to Theresa May. After all, what's the point in politics if you don't get into power? Oh, please ignore the sign saying "Everything UKIP achieved despite having 1 MP max."

If you keep telling people that you should vote them without giving them any reasons to do so other than "worse people will win", you end up with Trump. It's a political dead end.

I think it's the inevitable result of conceiving ideology as a spectrum (or for that matter, a two-dimensional graph). A historical accident of spatial relations in ancien France isn't necessarily an accurate model for complex social and political forces.

Lt. Danger fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Apr 16, 2017

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ronya posted:

quote:

There are even areas where pre-2015 Labour was to the left of the current leadership, such as its promise to means-test the winter fuel allowance so that wealthy pensioners didn’t receive it.

See I don't think means-testing a benefit can ever be described as a left-wing move. Benefits should be universal, and means testing just plays into the idea that there are deserving and undeserving cases, and also makes it far easier to game the system for those with the time and/or money to do so while making it harder for those who may need it the most to get it.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I'd be inclined to agree; I don't think left-right discourse has been useful for at least a decade or two by now (he says, self-identifying as left-wing).

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

See I don't think means-testing a benefit can ever be described as a left-wing move. Benefits should be universal, and means testing just plays into the idea that there are deserving and undeserving cases, and also makes it far easier to game the system for those with the time and/or money to do so while making it harder for those who may need it the most to get it.

not sure about the ideological attribution here, since universality-vs-class-identity has been a pretty big liberal/left dividing line over the 20th century. There's always been deserving and undeserving, even for the left; it's just that the left has found that its traditional understanding of deserving (wage income) and undeserving (capital income) has been unable to either fund or mobilise support for its supposed big stepping-stone-to-bigger-things achievement (the welfare state) - never mind even bigger things.

as a matter of instrumental political strategy in the neoliberal here-and-now, sure.

I want to point out that whole countries can be stuck in the political trap where a plurality of the people keeps voting for "universal" programs and rights, and then rely on institutional failures and corruption to keep the costs down. There's always a plurality in favour of defending these programs, but not a plurality sufficient to eliminate these institutional failures; what a convenient coincidence. Call it Brazil. Or India, maybe. Britain is not a middle-income country, nor is it about to become one (despite the best efforts of Brexiters), but these political economies do exist and are pretty darned noxious.

ronya fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Apr 16, 2017

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
what was the best bit of waterworld?

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I have no idea, I've never watched Waterworld.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
something doesnt add up here

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
It's Blairite deceit and double-talk.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ronya posted:

It's Blairite deceit and double-talk.

ONE OF US :ussr:

ONE OF US :ussr:

ONE OF US :ussr:

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
Increasing the minimum wage means employers are less likely to take on more employees and/or cut hours for current employees

prove me wrong!

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Dear Sir,

I protest your ambiguous negations.

I am, etc.,

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Increasing the minimum wage means employers are less likely to take on more employees and/or cut hours for current employees

prove me wrong!

You should probably show some proof that what you are suggesting is true, since it doesn't seem to have happened ever:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36548374

http://cep.lse.ac.uk/pubs/download/CP217.pdf

http://irle.berkeley.edu/effects-of-a-15-minimum-wage-in-california-and-fresno/

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

ronya posted:

if Milne is any good

There's your problem.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The establishment won't like this as having to pay British workers more - as including the peers in the House of Lords as think that the Rights of 5.5 million + (and the rest?) EU nationals are superior to the lives of British citizens.

Let's pay British workers properly so that they do not need benefits and government handouts and rid the EU red tape burden from business as will enable higher wages for British workers to be paid in lieu of many billions of £'s in collective business savings pa i.e. in ridding EU red tape.

Do we think that 5.5 m + EU citizens is enough as is about 10% of the population of England?

How many millions more immigrants do the establishment think should be crammed in to our tiny islands of GB - the police can't cope with the increase in population through immigration - no public services can stand the huge population increases unless taxes are to rise significantly to pay for the cost of immigrants.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Ratjaculation posted:

The establishment won't like this as having to pay British workers more - as including the peers in the House of Lords as think that the Rights of 5.5 million + (and the rest?) EU nationals are superior to the lives of British citizens.

Let's pay British workers properly so that they do not need benefits and government handouts and rid the EU red tape burden from business as will enable higher wages for British workers to be paid in lieu of many billions of £'s in collective business savings pa i.e. in ridding EU red tape.

Do we think that 5.5 m + EU citizens is enough as is about 10% of the population of England?

How many millions more immigrants do the establishment think should be crammed in to our tiny islands of GB - the police can't cope with the increase in population through immigration - no public services can stand the huge population increases unless taxes are to rise significantly to pay for the cost of immigrants.

It's only about 3.2m? Like I know you're trolling but even your numbers don't add up.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If we're worried about population increase, perhaps we should be looking closer to home first.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

If we're worried about population increase, perhaps we should be looking closer to home first.

Castrate everyone and we can solve global warming.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ratjaculation posted:

The establishment won't like this as having to pay British workers more - as including the peers in the House of Lords as think that the Rights of 5.5 million + (and the rest?) EU nationals are superior to the lives of British citizens.

Let's pay British workers properly so that they do not need benefits and government handouts and rid the EU red tape burden from business as will enable higher wages for British workers to be paid in lieu of many billions of £'s in collective business savings pa i.e. in ridding EU red tape.

Do we think that 5.5 m + EU citizens is enough as is about 10% of the population of England?

How many millions more immigrants do the establishment think should be crammed in to our tiny islands of GB - the police can't cope with the increase in population through immigration - no public services can stand the huge population increases unless taxes are to rise significantly to pay for the cost of immigrants.

Is this a markov chain bot of a UKIPer or what

I'm not sure what i'm looking at here

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

Castrate everyone and we can solve global warming.
Exactly. And we can extinguish the deplorable pastime of Britain's aristocracy and clerics within less than two decades.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

This isn't America. You've won the argument. 'The left' has its chosen leader - and it's proving to be an unmitigated disaster.

Exactly. You're right. What I want to know is why you're ok with this? I agree that Corbyn is poo poo. But from actual comments from the public it isn't that he's a dull blithering man with 'poor leadership' that puts them off. No it's a complete rejection of leftist policies. So yes Corbyn is a disaster for Labour.

But the rejection of leftist government is a disaster for us all.

The only hope is for a charismatic benevolent liar. Someone who presents as a centrist but then implements leftist policy once in power. I find this an unlikely possibility.

Corbyn's lack of ability has obscured the truth: That no one on the left would do much better in the polls. The bitter, twisted British public do not want a leftist government.

You don't get that far ahead in the polls without the public actively supporting what you're doing. They support austerity, they support the harassment and slow dismantling of the NHS, they support low taxation on even the rich, they support councils being barely able to function, they support the interference and politicising of the education system.

The left is dead but you can't see the apocalypse for the trees, too busy half trolling about Corbyn.

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011
[quote="Regarde Aduck" post=""471416592"]
You don't get that far ahead in the polls without the public actively supporting what you're doing. They support austerity, they support the harassment and slow dismantling of the NHS, they support low taxation on even the rich, they support councils being barely able to function, they support the interference and politicising of the education system.

The left is dead but you can't see the apocalypse for the trees, too busy half trolling about Corbyn.
[/quote]

bit of an excluded middle here? Not dismantling the NHS, moderate tax raise and so on are the kind of policies that get MPs threatened with deselection as Blairite scum.

Give the public what they want; promise to actually implement those left wing policies that poll at 50% or more, downplay or defer those ones supported by 5%. If that means some idiots stay at home because they think 'both sides are the same', hit them with sticks until the bad ideas fall out, or something (this bit of the plan is a bit fuzzy).

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Seems the LibDems, who have been getting more and more hawkish since the bombing raid on that Syrian airbase, are now spearheading the war on the perfidious Johnny Foreigners in our midst.

Home secretary urged to revoke Asma al-Assad's British citizenship

quote:

The home secretary has been urged to consider revoking the British passport of Asma al-Assad, the UK-born wife of the Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad, after her social media posts in support of his regime.

Led by their foreign affairs spokesman, Tom Brake, the Liberal Democrats have written to Amber Rudd calling on her to use her powers to withdraw Asma Assad’s citizenship.

Wait, wait, social media posts? That's not exactly organising an armed insurgency, now is it. Wonder what she said that could be a deportable offence?

quote:

After the US counterstrike on the regime, a message was posted on one of her accounts saying: “The presidency of the Syrian Arab Republic affirms that what America has done is an irresponsible act that only reflects a shortsightedness, a narrow horizon, a political and military blindness to reality and a naive pursuit of a frenzied false propaganda campaign.”

gently caress the loving LibDems.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Tim Farron is terrified that Syria will weaponize the chemicals that make frogs gay.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

TomViolence posted:

Seems the LibDems, who have been getting more and more hawkish since the bombing raid on that Syrian airbase, are now spearheading the war on the perfidious Johnny Foreigners in our midst.

Home secretary urged to revoke Asma al-Assad's British citizenship


Wait, wait, social media posts? That's not exactly organising an armed insurgency, now is it. Wonder what she said that could be a deportable offence?


gently caress the loving LibDems.

she's also denying that her husband gassed civilians, that's kinda bad, imo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Realistically do we have a political party that aren't a joke? Lmbo

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
The Tory party aren't a joke. They're loving the country and killing people unopposed.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Kurtofan posted:

she's also denying that her husband gassed civilians, that's kinda bad, imo

Sure, but that's kind of to be expected isn't it? Either way, it's a bit illiberal and undemocratic of the liberal democrats to want to strip someone of British citizenship for saying something they don't like.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Pissflaps posted:

The Tory party aren't a joke. They're loving the country and killing people unopposed.

And yet you still aren't getting any. Tough times

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol turkey

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

The Tory party aren't a joke. They're loving the country and killing people unopposed.

They're a Killing Joke. Just like in the 80s.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Regarde Aduck posted:

Corbyn's lack of ability has obscured the truth: That no one on the left would do much better in the polls. The bitter, twisted British public do not want a leftist government.

The British public want leftist policies, though.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Ratjaculation posted:

And yet you still aren't getting any. Tough times

I don't understand this post.

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