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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
tbh i don't feel like super alcoholic like i wouldnt suck dick for a drink and if i couldn't afford it i wouldn't drink but after so many people tell you you're alcohol dpendent eventually you start to listen but gently caress man

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Simple test for you HCT, stop drinking for a few days.

If you start getting the shakes and sweats, you are an alcoholic.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i used to hav ethose after a long bender when i still drank liquor, havent done that for a long time though

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
by a long time I mean I think the last time I bought liquor was when prince died for some reason

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
my depression has really cleared up too incidentally i dont spend everyday feeling like alice in chains nutshell wanting to blow my brains out poo poo though so that helps

possibly related :thinking emoji:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Wait..


You drink just beer?


No liquor? Not even mid shelf scotch or vodka something*?










* - Seriously, find a bartender who makes a decent Vodka Collins.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

my depression has really cleared up too incidentally i dont spend everyday feeling like alice in chains nutshell wanting to blow my brains out poo poo though so that helps

possibly related :thinking emoji:

Good for you man, seriously.

Mine has been getting worse. Probably time to call my friend and have him watch my side arm again.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
dude i used to drink like multiple fifths a week

only drinking beer is such an amazing improvement it's not even funny

i don't miss coffee ground blood vomit every morning before pt or whatever

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


That was a morning ritual.


THe coffee ground vomit. Not PT. I was LOL Force and had a job where we were told to PT on our own and just pass our physicals.


I don't miss feeling like poo poo for most of the day, but frankly the booze in the evening is what kept me from re-painting the barracks walls every night. The worst feeling in the world was getting sober. If I could stomach the booze I would crawl back into the bottle.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i mean obviously i still drink so i'm not like cured or above anything but poo poo I don't think i can drink enough beer to get as hosed up as i did on rum and coke

the thought of pouring myself a real drink kinda is :barf: but sometimes I am tempted to go to a bar but eh its less tempting since I'm totally not willing to drive black out drunk everywhere anymore

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


That happens to a lot of people when they quit the good stuff. You don't just lose your taste, it gets to a point where even the smell of it is enough to turn your stomach.



Happens a lot with ex-smokers too.




Also drinking and driving is for fuckers.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
agreedo on drinking and driving. absolutely not proud of it but it was like an almost daily part of my life and I am eternally grateful that no one was hurt (other than you, MR-S, after I put you in a ditch drunk af)

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Holy poo poo. Parking an MR-S in a ditch. Its luck you weren't killed.




A buddy of mine took an S2000 into a lamp post about 10 years ago and they had to hire a puzzle champion and Madam Tussauds sculptor to make him viewable at the wake.

PSA: Don't drive on a cocktail of opiates and cocaine either.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i tried to take like a 90 degree turn at like 40 on snow lmao


i havent wrecked the s2000 yet :pray:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mye1aCskFcM

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


AHC's Fact or Fiction has a bit about Hedy Lamarr.


Hot as gently caress and invented what went on to become the essential frequency switching system for everyfuckingthing ever. In the 40s.


Here have a pic:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Uh...okay.



Also, HCT, you seem like you've got a fair handle on your poo poo, fwiw.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
relevant to the current topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nck4FkKeJ0E

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
goddamn They Live is such a good loving movie

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Genocide Tendency posted:

AHC's Fact or Fiction has a bit about Hedy Lamarr.


Hot as gently caress and invented what went on to become the essential frequency switching system for everyfuckingthing ever. In the 40s.


Here have a pic:



:perfect:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

A good video also because boobs.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Its Hedley

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Professor Bling posted:

goddamn They Live is such a good loving movie
And I'm all out of bubblegum. :getin:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Watching Trinity and Beyond again.


RIP those poor fuckin' goats on the Saratoga :(

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

tl;dr "I'm the worst human being ever wanna not gently caress and live with my parents?"

All I'm saying is I was on a bad trajectory when I graduated high school and maybe one or two different choices might have seen me end up like that guy or a million other internet psychos.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
it's pretty scary when you think about how easy it probably is to slip into that poo poo and just end up a bitter incel mra fat man

i think you just have to never try anything ever, especially not self reflection

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I need Shim's intel officer rant, my husband's cousin is getting ready to marry someone about to commission as one (we're also about 80% sure he's a gay).

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I need Shim's intel officer rant, my husband's cousin is getting ready to marry someone about to commission as one (we're also about 80% sure he's a gay).

Sounds fine to me?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

Sounds fine to me?

The life of a beard is an unhappy one

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Why don't you want the gay man to get married? You are a bad person.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I need Shim's intel officer rant, my husband's cousin is getting ready to marry someone about to commission as one (we're also about 80% sure he's a gay).

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3310326&pagenumber=72&perpage=40#post412934769

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Thank you

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


A masterpiece.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


It's fun going through that lady's post history and seeing how much came true.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I need Shim's intel officer rant, my husband's cousin is getting ready to marry someone about to commission as one (we're also about 80% sure he's a gay).

80% less chance on getting knocked up at least Or him knocking up some rando.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's fun going through that lady's post history and seeing how much came true.

Lol oh really

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Genocide Tendency posted:

Wait..


You drink just beer?


No liquor? Not even mid shelf scotch or vodka something*?










* - Seriously, find a bartender who makes a decent Vodka Collins.

You're telling an admitted alcoholic to step up his hard liquor game. :wtc:

Edit: Should've read the next post. :downs:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
lol it's all good and I didn't even think anything of it, I'm not that easily swayed at this point anymore, fortunately

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm digging the new Kendrick album

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm digging the new Kendrick album

gonna scope it when need some music at work tomorrow

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