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Can't wait until 3.0 adds literal minutes of content but we get to hear about how important the backend work was. But don't worry, when patch [insert patch here] shows up that'll really shut up the goons!
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Exinos posted:Can't wait until 3.0 adds literal minutes of content but we get to hear about how important the backend work was. But don't worry, when patch [insert patch here] shows up that'll really shut up the goons! Every time CIG make a vid/promise/hint/fart it's always : "Hahahaha Just wait until item/feature/patch/e3 gets here goonie, you'll see!! Hahahaha" And like solid gold dog poo poo or unicorns balls, said thing never seems to appear, forgotten as quickly as it was once used to quell disquiet. They just move onto the next item/feature/patch/e3 that'll never be made.
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Hey any shitizens reading this, just imagine if these 2 things were true... 1. They can't get the engine to have more than 24 players in an instance without tanking performance. 2. They can't get any location or asset bigger than a std FPS map to function within the lovely engine. If those things were true and thus far impossible to fix what would you do? You know what I would do? I would keep focusing on game-modes which don't break my 24 person barrier and I would slowly push out updates which don't include any massive locations or assets because the engine can't handle them. I'd keep quiet about the very real technical limitations I'm facing and just plop out a few more smaller locations and ships. I'd kick the can down the road, keep collecting the pledges and pray to god a miracle fix happens. Let's have a look what Star Citizen is doing... Wrecked Angle fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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Apr 16, 2017 22:13
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Big whale just got out: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/65r52g/friend_told_me_to_post_this_here_have_been_backed/?st=J1L6ZXL2&sh=c11187ad That's a lot of jpegs.
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Something was bugging me earlier , regarding the merchandise they keep making GBS threads out of Chinese sweat shops Was there ever a stretch goal for all this crap ? Or are they using backer funds which were pledged towards the game being developed , to make garbage plastic bits they are then selling for even more profit, which I can only assume is then going into the lunch room fund to keep the lesnicks from revolting
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Apr 16, 2017 22:19
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:
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Apr 16, 2017 22:20
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Wrecked Angle posted:Hey any shitizens reading this, just imagine if these 2 things were true... You seem to forget numerous CIG mic drops including the Pupil to Planet
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Apr 16, 2017 22:22
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Sunswipe posted:"Cuntiflas"? Is that supposed to mean something, of did he start daydreaming about Derek's magnificent genitalia and type gibberish?   
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Apr 16, 2017 22:22
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:You seem to forget numerous CIG mic drops including the Pupil to Planet Oh yeah, indeed. Remind me, when was it that they first showed off the Pupil to Planet 100% real in game action which they now can't get working in game and are making GBS threads their pants about?
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Warhawk109 posted:Big whale just got out: One less completionist.  Happy for him to be reunited with his money tbh.  Also in other news : quote:Letter from the chairthumb posted: *Dreams/Sales pitch* From : https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//15842-Letter-From-The-Chairman-The-Road-Ahead I just want this bit saved for our future merriment at the non-delivery of these things. Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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Apr 16, 2017 22:31
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Catte Talk. Does anyone else's cat have an outdoor guard watchtower?... or is my furball overlord completely spoilt?  
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Apr 16, 2017 22:36
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fuctifino posted:Catte Talk. poo poo man, seems a bit ott. I mean, you probably could have got a dogge for that money and had a proper pet. I am in so much trouble. lol
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Apr 16, 2017 22:41
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They really have done a brilliant job of promoting Chris from 'bumbling idiot who mis manages a veteran dev team into ruin' into 'visionary leader who steered the good ship CIG into the future of gaming' Even with the history staring them right in the face backers will still go nuh uh we just gotta have faith a litttttle bit longer
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Wise Learned Man posted:I assumed it was some reference to Cantinflas that I didn't get. They're implying Derek is Mexican as an insult? Combo racism attack!
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Lack of Gravitas posted:It's going to be great for my immersion when the NPC anti-collision pathfinding means no matter what table I sit at, the NPC's all avoid me and choose to sit at other tables. Just like high school I'll be happy to come to your table, proceed to clip through it, get stuck in a t-pose and then have the game client crash to desktop.
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Drop the levels Chris This is a lawyer
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Warhawk109 posted:Big whale just got out: Refund of 16240 Euros, $17000 dollars. You could go on a month-long international vacation for that kind of money. Or buy at least a decade's worth of new games and gaming systems. Or buy a new car. Or pay off a crapton of debt. Hell, even sitting on your butt at home doing nothing for a year would still be a better use of that money than Star Citizen. Honestly, even if Star Citizen was exactly what this guy wanted it to be, there is no way in hell he'd be happy spending that much money to play the game. Over-saturation/burnout would set in before he'd get anywhere near his money's worth.
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Apr 16, 2017 23:24
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Sappo569 posted:They really have done a brilliant job of promoting Chris from 'bumbling idiot who mis manages a veteran dev team into ruin' into 'visionary leader who steered the good ship CIG into the future of gaming' It's funny how things Chris says pre-deadline are taken as absolute gospel 100% proof that they will happen and yet when the deadline is inevitably missed it's all 'you don't understand game development, cutting edge and high fidelity are hard, they can take as long as they want etc etc'.
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Apr 16, 2017 23:51
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/new-concept-ships-concern Need more ships, don't need a working game.
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So, uh, 3.0 is coming out in June? Rumors say it's just a 100 sq km patch? That'd be loving hilarious.
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Sabreseven posted:Also in other news : "We are hoping to go way beyond what was promised in the pitch, while continually failing to cross the low bar of the original concept."
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fuctifino posted:Catte Talk. This is excellent. 
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Citizens on Reddit are playing time games again. The Mitanni interviewed Chris Roberts on 10/19/2012. He CLEARLY said they were 1yr into the project then. So 2017 is year 6. So, 4 yrs late (delivery date was 11/2014). This 3.0 schedule puts it in 2018 (year 7) with barely 25% of what was promised, and not even 1 of 100 systems built by then. 
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/new-concept-ships-concern He has a lot of ideas, but no skills with which to execute them. Sounds like he'd fit right in at CIG.
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ManofManyAliases posted:-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year." MoMa is strangely MIA. I wonder why 
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Warhawk109 posted:Big whale just got out: Nah, that looks like a False Flag op to me. Anyone dumb enough to put $15K into a video game, and not for money laundering purposes, isn't going to create a Reddit account just to make it known to the world. Especially without giving a reason. This was a low effort troll.
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D_Smart posted:Anyone dumb enough to put $15K into a video game, and not for money laundering purposes, isn't going to create a Reddit account just to make it known to the world. I find this argument to have some internal consistency issues.
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D_Smart posted:Nah, that looks like a False Flag op to me. Anyone dumb enough to put $15K into a video game, and not for money laundering purposes, isn't going to create a Reddit account just to make it known to the world. Especially without giving a reason. Maybe the completionists are real, and he just got cold feet.
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/star-citizen-and-cig-censorship  e; taxxe 
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D_Smart posted:Citizens on Reddit are playing time games again. So at first he wanted to develop his game like Frontier and Elite. But at the end there is no game.
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D_Smart posted:Nah, that looks like a False Flag op to me. Anyone dumb enough to put $15K into a video game, and not for money laundering purposes, isn't going to create a Reddit account just to make it known to the world. Especially without giving a reason. Plus there is the whole Sunday date on the PayPal. While I can see CIG developers working on Easter Sunday--it would boggle my mind if the CIG people authorized to make refunds were anywhere near the office on weekend.
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Star Citizen is saving PC gaming and Chris Roberts is the savior! Just look at this character detail, you'll never see anything like it on a console:
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ACTUAL RESULT: - Cats head clipping through dog EXPECTED RESULT: - A working loving delta patcher
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I'm watching the Building a Schedule vid now. Lol. Wow, this poo poo is so broken in all levels I don't even.. Lots of  tho. CIG should try ED's approach and STFU.As long as it brings Chris his truckloads of money, I guess its Mission Complete.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Why wait when you can see a female avatar today! IncredibleIgloo provides what Croberts can not : I hope that's the Sigourney Weaver one because I love Siggy. 
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/853600584515153923 Comical options: 1: Because the draw distance would phase them out. 2: Because even two people standing equally apart from each other could literally be on polar opposites of the moon. 3: There is no loving moon in Star Citizen you can stand on. 4: Once you get >16 people, the moon crashes. 5: infinite people can stand on a moon made of imagination and cheese.
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