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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
What about Adam Johnson? He'll need a new start and he's willing to play even if he doesn't see grass on the field.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
http://m.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/ch...tail/story.html

First it was horses, now we're punching bald eagles

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

Cristiano Ronaldo allegedly did a rape and then bribed the victim $375k to keep shtum.

http://m.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/cristiano-ronaldo-sagte-mutmasslichem-vergewaltigungsopfer-375-000-dollar-zu-a-1143393.html

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sounds like he's due a refund

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


What's the name of the man?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shockingly he's denying that it ever happened.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...l-a7684726.html

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
you can't rape a man

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Yeah, that sounds legit.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Oh come on does this look like the face of a rapist to you?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

vyelkin posted:

Oh come on does this look like the face of a rapist to you?



lol

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


That article makes him look pretty loving bad, almost as bad as the statue.

Like the whole way Der Spiegel got the information and stuff like the letter sent as part of the settlement makes me think it's not an accusation for a quick buck

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Ronaldo released this information himself because he's ashamed of liking men

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ewar Woowar posted:

Ronaldo released this information himself because he's ashamed of liking men

He's actually paying her $375k to accuse him of rape, it's a very clever diversion.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Wow didn't know this was a thing! Can't wait for my cheque to arrive, it's been four days already

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Our Ronald is a good boy and wouldn't do something like this imo.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wonder how many times a year he gets accused of rape

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Ronaldo isn't that type of person. If it was a van Persie or a Ched Evans I could see it, but not Ronaldo.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Did ronaldo do a bumming or didn't he?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Common law is loving strange

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
That's what he got done for

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Shrapnig posted:

Shockingly he's denying that it ever happened.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...l-a7684726.html
I remember watching that documentary about him a couple of years ago, where he deliberately sidestepped the questions about the identity of the mother of his son. The same son who happened to be born in the USA in 2010.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Gorn Myson posted:

I remember watching that documentary about him a couple of years ago, where he deliberately sidestepped the questions about the identity of the mother of his son. The same son who happened to be born in the USA in 2010.

He paid a surrogate to bear his artificially inseminated child because he did not want to have sex with a woman.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

$375k seems like a low amount

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

blue footed boobie posted:

He paid a surrogate to bear his artificially inseminated child because he did not want to have sex with a woman.

I think you might be thinking of Michael Jackson

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hegay posted:

$375k seems like a low amount

This is also my thought, Ronaldo child support for 18 years must be at least 10 times this

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






blue footed boobie posted:

He paid a surrogate to bear his artificially inseminated child because he did not want to have sex with a woman.
Nah. Hes definitely a rapist. Hes been accused of it before, and hes a footballer so its definitely true.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

See that's why I'm worried about ever getting famous because then you just go out and start raping people.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

I think you might be thinking of Michael Jackson

They both did it, and they have something else in common

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

blue footed boobie posted:

They both did it, and they have something else in common

is it being gay

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

qsvui posted:

is it being gay

It is!

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



this checks out

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Hegay posted:

$375k seems like a low amount

They'd have got way more from a tabloid for the story

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wonder how much the media has spent to date trying to find the mother

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39664212

Bombing team busses to short sell their stock. What a world.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
If he wanted to sell something short, he should've just kidnapped Mario Götze for a ransom tbh

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Adam Johnson has some things he'd like to say

e: original tweet deleted

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/adam-johnson-filmed-telling-fellow-prisoners-i-wish-id-raped-schoolgirl-a3519796.html

ultrabindu fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Apr 21, 2017

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ultrabindu posted:

Adam Johnson has some things he'd like to say

https://twitter.com/brazyCuh/status/855180451807416320

Better give us a screenshot cause I'm not gonna add Adam Johnson.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
gently caress me I didn't realise he was in Moorlands, I only live down the road.

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Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

monkeytennis posted:

gently caress me I didn't realise he was in Moorlands, I only live down the road.

brap...

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