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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Why does every driver have a blonde girl recording them every time they speak to a camera?

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Always thought they were the PR reps making sure they have a record of each interview.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Thanks Ants posted:

Always thought they were the PR reps making sure they have a record of each interview.

Hey thanks, but I was looking for funnier replies.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The best thing of this race is that Ferrari legít beat the Mercedes. Keep aiming for quali and destroying your tires, loving idiots.

Vettel would have beat Hamilton at China if Raikkonen would have moved.

Mama Stroll best Stroll.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Khablam posted:

Hey thanks, but I was looking for funnier replies.

Oh sorry.

They offer up their fartboxes to the drivers to tongue whenever they are in need of some inspiration. Verstappen is constantly amusing his one by not really knowing what to do, whilst Stroll is surprisingly proficient.

uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!
Pretty interesting race, let's hope Vettel and Hamilton can keep pushing each other.

And that F4 crash was horrible, jezus.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29t5THvh87k

Maurizio could kick Toto and Horner asses and then tonguefuck any fartbox he wanted.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


DoctorGonzo posted:

The best thing of this race is that Ferrari legít beat the Mercedes. Keep aiming for quali and destroying your tires, loving idiots.

Vettel would have beat Hamilton at China if Raikkonen would have moved.

Mama Stroll best Stroll.

Kind of? Race is a lot different if you replace Bottas with someone better, like Palmer.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



qhahahahahah

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

I don't get it?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

I don't get it?

I think it says Vandorne?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


It says Marchionne.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

It says Marchionne.

Talk about dudes that are massive thundercunts

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wicka posted:

Kind of? Race is a lot different if you replace Bottas with someone better, like Palmer.

Races are forward not backwards?

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk This is Scuderia Ferrari 2017 official theme.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Apr 17, 2017

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


GramCracker posted:

Talk about dudes that are massive thundercunts

:(

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

I know that you know it was referring to Marchionne. We love you wicka :glomp:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

It wasn't a bold prediction but credit where credit is due

Stoffel didnt even start.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:

Stoffel didnt even start.

Kinda hard to start a GP when your motor is in your team mates car

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

GramCracker posted:

Kinda hard to start a GP when your motor is in your team mates car

Worse when it wouldn't have mattered either way.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

wicka posted:

It says Marchionne.

Yeah, thought so. Man calls boss, screencap that quick!

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, thought so. Man calls boss, screencap that quick!

I guarantee Marchionne called him (at a dumb time) or that was after Vettel won and Arrivabenne is thinking "I dont want to talk to this oval office"

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Khablam posted:

Worse when it wouldn't have mattered either way.

:captainpop:

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?

GramCracker posted:

Kinda hard to start a GP when your motor is in your team mates car

I had a suspicion about this, did they kick Waffles out of his car and give it to Alonso? If so everyone was very quiet about it.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

911 unread posts in this thread.

Screw looking back at them all. Didn't watch the race, Hamilton should be writing an apology to all Australians at the moment for being so nasty to Are Dan.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

You Am I posted:

911 unread posts in this thread.

Screw looking back at them all. Didn't watch the race, Hamilton should be writing an apology to all Australians at the moment for being so nasty to Are Dan.

I watched the race and have no idea what you are talking about

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I tought the same Sebastian, i tought the same

https://streamable.com/yfhhr

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

If you know what I mean lads :smuggo:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013



I really wish I'd saved my horny horner gif avatar. Since esarapalin archive died I don't think I'll see it again unless the goon who made it here still has it saved to their hard drive?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Norns posted:

I watched the race and have no idea what you are talking about
The F1 website tells me that Hamilton intentionally drove slowly into the pits with Are Dan right behind him and only copped a 5 second penalty for it.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorGonzo posted:

I tought the same Sebastian, i tought the same

https://streamable.com/yfhhr

This is the man we want as WDC.

You Am I posted:

The F1 website tells me that Hamilton intentionally drove slowly into the pits with Are Dan right behind him and only copped a 5 second penalty for it.

Nah, its more they were stacking with Bottas and Lewis was slowing down to makes sure Bottas was done and minimize the time he was waiting. I just think he didn't see or notice or think he was impacting Dan as much. Lewis quite frankly didnt give a gently caress about Dan at that point because he was battling for the win and not 6th

1500quidporsche posted:

If you know what I mean lads :smuggo:



Thats nice man. Like youre in insufferable posting police fuckwit along with Norns, but if you actually drive that thing in anger then you're already 300 times more credible than most posters here.

Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

If you know what I mean lads :smuggo:


Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


You Am I posted:

911 unread posts in this thread.

Screw looking back at them all. Didn't watch the race, Hamilton should be writing an apology to all Australians at the moment for being so nasty to Are Dan.

I broke alonso's car and i'm very sorry :(

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

If you know what I mean lads :smuggo:



Are those weights on the back so your kart is legal?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

iospace posted:

Are those weights on the back so your kart is legal?

barely.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
In Australia there is light and heavy, 160 and 180 kilos each. Thats combined kart and driver. The kart is about 80 so no fatties! Actually you can be like 100kg in heavy which is quite a bit unless your tall

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Yeah it's the same here. I've got about 35-40lbs of lead and those weights bolted on and need the gas tank brimmed to meet the heavy class limit.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

That's the attitude :golfclap:

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



Bernie is devaluing the F1 product so he can buy it back from Liberty for profit

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aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?

DoctorGonzo posted:

I tought the same Sebastian, i tought the same

https://streamable.com/yfhhr

:allears:

He's stolen my heart :3:

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