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Seat Safety Switch posted:I sort of envy people who can experience the 14 INCH RIDE from the start. To think about all that one has to devour in one sitting. I think back to it happening real time and my wife picking up my phone and asking me who was the "14" I was texting in the middle of the night. Awkward.
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everdave posted:To think about all that one has to devour in one sitting. I think back to it happening real time and my wife picking up my phone and asking me who was the "14" I was texting in the middle of the night. Awkward. Lol same.
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everdave posted:To think about all that one has to devour in one sitting. I think back to it happening real time and my wife picking up my phone and asking me who was the "14" I was texting in the middle of the night. Awkward. I suppose you're glad you had him saved as ”14” rather than "14 INCH DICK" in that case.
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Don Dongington posted:I suppose you're glad you had him saved as ”14” rather than "14 INCH DICK" in that case. 14/d/wa
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Jealous Cow posted:14/d/wa 14/in/u
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DJ Commie posted:14/in/u Nice
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Just wanted to say that I had to stop by the place on Thursday to grab some stuff. Truck is still in fine shape. All the grass is green and even growing back in the burnt areas around the jeep! I have to spend a couple weeks in town in June and I have some ideas. I'm not saying anything more because I don't want to get hopes up and then disappoint people. Just wanted to say that things are still turning in the background.
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Rhyno posted:Goon Meet? I feel like I might be able to accomplish more if it's just me and a couple of local buddies. Between work and work I won't have much extra time to host anyone.
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djdanno13 posted:I feel like I might be able to accomplish more if it's just me and a couple of local buddies. Between work and work I won't have much extra time to host anyone. You act like our goal is to get this truck moving.
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nm posted:You act like our goal is to get this truck moving. There's a truck?
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The lyrics are slightly weak in a few spots, but they mostly fit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DUFPNILvM The legend lives on from Nebraska on down For the big dick they called mr turbo old farm fields it was said never give up their dead When the skies of december turn gloomy With a car full of tools he knew that he was no fool When the cars that he drives burn to cinders He had no ideas, but he never had fear when he arrived at the field close to winter Left his kitty behind and he made terrible time On the fire-filled drive from seattle As car guys go he was crazier than most His brains sometimes lacked all good reason Like taking a job halfway across the land at the beginning of the world's coldest season At the end of the drive when he made it to the field How the gently caress could that guy have been feelin'? THe wind through he field made a devilish sound And he screamed many a time "HAIL SATAN"! While way back at home was his kitty all alone missing his master, he must have been hatin' When dawn came those days, the man would awake and the winds of december came from satan When afternoon came he would start to feel pain and the host's toilet he would be violatin' When suppertime came he would eat sauce and grains And then smoke all his unfiltered camels At seven PM he would have another plan and say "that might not be a bad course of action" Back in the field he'd pray his luck would not yeild And leave his broken body in traction It was later one night still fighting the good fight Came the breath of the engine in peril. Does anyone know where the love of satan goes, When the winds turn the minutes to hours? The goons they all say, he'd have been done by christmas day If he'd had fifteen more days behind him But he might have blown up or he might have burned down And maybe he made gently caress with your daughter. But all that remains are some parts and the pains and some fluids like oil, trans and water. Washington rains and Nebraska blows In the farm fields of corn and some anger Michigan bleeds like a dying stuck pig, or a fetus pulled out with a hanger But heading down south there is florida For this truck thats it's final destination Completing this trip for the 14 inch dick he'll have been right across the great nation In a windy old field in nebraska he prayed For this old truck to move by its engine The field full of hell felt just like a cell on each day that the dick skinned his knuckles THe legend lives on from nebraska on down For the big dick they call mr turbo old farm fields it was said never give up their dead When the skies of december turn gloomy
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Fantastic. I'll never hear that song the same again.
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I love Gordon Lightfoot. That was awesome.
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That was incredible
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Holy gently caress. Is it in poor taste you rate your own thread 5?
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ExplodingSims posted:Holy gently caress. I think in this case it is appropriate to rate anything that retelling touches a solid 5.
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Somebody here with a halfway decent singing voice record that over this please oh please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM-5_3B-c5g Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Somebody here with a halfway decent singing voice record that over this please oh please Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. https://clyp.it/5iblue5n
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute.  Im all  ing over here.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. Jesus Christ, I've already 5'd this thread, what can I do now? Mod request: Give us higher numbers to rate this loving thread.
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H. holy poo poo "Definitely not the fuel pump. Oh yeah. gently caress YEAH" Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Jesus, you guys are loving great. This thread combined with that song... Gotta rate this 11.
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gently caress my work computer doesn't have speakers I'm dying over here I gotta hear this
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. Well done, sirs. Well done.
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Holy gently caress. It's.....beautiful
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I teared up a little at the "gently caress YEAH" at the end.
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Listened to it on my phone.....Genius. The ending was perfect. Thanks for taking the time to record that Super Soaker Party, and to wesleywillis for the superb writing. This will live in AI lore forever or until the internet dies.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. Yeah that's fuckin' good.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Well, it took most of the day (actually most of that was sorting through clips, I only did one or two takes on the lyrics), but I suppose I've been enjoying other people's content for 10 years on this forum so it's my turn to contribute. I love you.
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