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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Needs new page glory



This pug eats Abbotts

Bogan King fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Apr 17, 2017

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Recoome posted:

I wasn't aware, but apparently Safe Schools was cut in NSW

This is a very cool and good thing to announce on Easter Sunday, I suppose

Of course Abbott has come out saying this was a great idea by the NSW Government, even though Abbott used to support Safe Schools until the Libs Right told him not to.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

the dumbest attempt at a wedge possible

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/853798167006949376

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Sydney Mining Homosexual posted:

A Liberal MP has called on Tony Abbott to quit Parliament, labelling the former prime minister a "wrecker" who is trashing his own legacy and sacrificing the national interest to wage "jihad" against Malcolm Turnbull.

Queensland MP Warren Entsch said Mr Abbott's "nonsense" was driving voters into the arms of minor parties and independents, and likened his actions to Kevin Rudd's relentless campaign of vengeance against Julia Gillard.

Responding to Mr Abbott's latest public interventions – a newspaper column in which he sought to diagnose the problems of modern politics, and a high-profile Sydney radio interview – Mr Entsch called on him to "back off".

Mr Abbott should honour his promise of "no wrecking, no sniping and no undermining", Mr Entsch told Fairfax Media.

"He made it quite clear when he left office that he would not be a Kevin Rudd, that he would not provide a running commentary, he would positively contribute. He was very specific when he said that – and most of us believed him.

"But what he's doing now is reinforcing all the negative aspects of his time. And if it continues like this, this will be his legacy – and he won't be remembered fondly. He'll just be seen as a wrecker, hellbent on destroying an individual."

Opinion is divided among Coalition MPs as to whether Mr Abbott is seeking to reclaim the prime ministership or is simply intent on damaging Mr Turnbull. But Mr Entsch said Ms Gillard provided the model of how a dignified former prime minister should behave.

He also said Mr Abbott did positive things during his time as leader and could contribute more – but not as an MP. The backbencher also pointed out that much of the advice Mr Abbott now offers he failed to follow himself.

"Now for him to have what appears to be a vendetta against Malcolm Turnbull, you have got to ask the question: where is the national interest in all this?

"And you wonder why we see people moving towards minor parties and independents, when they see this sort of nonsense going on? At the end of the day people are saying, well it's a pox on both the major parties."

The leadership spill that ended his prime ministership was driven by the backbench and not orchestrated by Mr Turnbull, he added: "Somebody had to be a leader. Malcolm was prepared to stand up and do it but Malcolm had nothing to do with Tony losing his prime ministership – Tony did that himself."

Fairfax Media contacted nearly two dozen Coalition MPs on Monday to canvass their views on Mr Abbott's motivation and future, however even members of the former prime minister's rival moderate faction were loathe to publicly condemn him.

Jason Falinski, whose seat is also on Sydney's north shore, said Mr Abbott had "solid" ideas.

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"He's right to point out that it's become very difficult to govern in Australia," he said. "There's no pressure from his community to go. That's got to be a decision for Tony and his family."

The fresh outburst prompted former Liberal leader John Hewson to say Mr Abbott's critique was "wearing thinner and thinner each time", and if he would not quit, he should narrow his attacks to Labor.

"He's at the point now where he's doing himself gratuitous harm," Dr Hewson told Fairfax Media.

"I think he does less and less harm each time to the government and more and more harm to himself and his credibility.

"If he's going to stay in the Parliament, do something constructive. He ought to think long and hard about what that ought to be."

On radio on Monday, Mr Abbott revealed he had a blunt "man-to-man" talk with Mathias Cormann after the Finance Minister publicly attacked him last time he lashed out at the Turnbull government.

Mr Abbott earned a stern rebuke from Senator Cormann in February over his scathing critique of the Coalition government's direction, but Mr Abbott didn't take it lying down.

"Mathias and I had a man-to-man talk you might say about that particular outburst of his," he told 2GB host Ray Hadley. "We had a very blunt conversation about it. If you don't like what someone is doing, rather than speak out publicly at least in the first instance you should have a man-to-man discussion."

Mr Abbott said while Senator Cormann was doing a good job, he had reminded him that as a former PM it was his prerogative to speak out on national and international issues "where I think it's for the good of the country and for the good of the party".

The stoush between the two Liberal heavyweights was triggered after Mr Abbott used a TV interview to accuse the Coalition of becoming "Labor-lite" and said politics should not be "just a contest of toxic egos or someone's vanity project".

Senator Cormann declined to comment on Mr Abbott's latest contributions.

Liberal MP Craig Kelly said Mr Abbott was entitled to express his opinions but warned another change in leaders would be "an absolute, unmitigated disaster".

Liberal senator James Paterson said he agreed Mr Abbott was entitled to argue for the things he believed in, but that he should use his ability to command public attention "carefully, reasonably and judiciously".

Hasn't anyone warned the LNP about splits bro?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Bogan King posted:

Hasn't anyone warned the LNP about splits bro?

He's going to be on Ray Hadley every monday morning for the foreseeable future, determining what everyone talks about for the rest of the week.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
I like that they can't decide whether he wants to be PM again or just bring down Turnbull.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

abbott truly going for change from within

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/C9lMe7cUMAAcM4E.mp4

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
How many times are you planning on posting that video? :raise:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Doctor Spaceman posted:

I like that they can't decide whether he wants to be PM again or just bring down Turnbull.

His own colleagues can't tell if he sincerely thinks he can help or if he's just trying to wreck up the joint

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

you find a turtle upside down in a coal mine, what do you do?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Kurtofan posted:

you find a turtle upside down in a coal mine, what do you do?

Is it a regular turtle or a coal turtle - this is the most important factor in answering the question.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
An :unsmith: story out of Perth

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

you find a turtle upside down in a coal mine, what do you do?

Fossilise it to produce more fuel or pile it into the incinerator

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Ha, how did I not hear about this.

quote:

2017: January 31. Following the closure of Radio_Australia's domestic shortwave service a pirate was heard broadcasting on the newly vacated frequency of 4835khz. The content was of a protest nature including audio grabs of Tony Abbott stating there would be no cuts to the ABC's funding.[9]

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Tarantula posted:

Ha, how did I not hear about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8_0IAGm0B4

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

I was really glad to read this. My wife does charity work to help the homeless, and really - if you can stop it from happening in the first place, it's miles better than trying to get homeless people off the street.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I would love pirate radio in Australia

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Kurtofan posted:

you find a turtle upside down in a coal mine, what do you do?

You are walking in a coal mine, and suddenly you come across a turtle crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the turtle onto it's back. The turtle lays on its back, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Recoome posted:

You are walking in a coal mine, and suddenly you come across a turtle crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the turtle onto it's back. The turtle lays on its back, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

I'm not helping because I'm chasing 5 balls tumbling down a cliff.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Recoome posted:

You are walking in a coal mine, and suddenly you come across a turtle crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the turtle onto it's back. The turtle lays on its back, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

How would Pauline Hanson go in a Voight-Kampff test?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Ora Tzo posted:

How would Pauline Hanson go in a Voight-Kampff test?

Sounds foreign, why can't we use honest to goodness Australian tests.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Ora Tzo posted:

How would Pauline Hanson go in a Mein-Kampff test?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Someone needs to fix this up so it says "Tony Abbott" instead of "kangaroo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMhIrR5FfM

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Did you know that Latham continues to get owned on the regular. Now you may have seen some of this saga already but it isn't finished yet (or is it?)

https://twitter.com/RealMarkLatham/status/853708048858136576

https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/853728086080212992

https://twitter.com/RealMarkLatham/status/853780917168381952

https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/853781927035195392

https://twitter.com/RealMarkLatham/status/854081733234311169

https://twitter.com/rgcooke/status/854084506365575168

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Tony Abbott: ‘Stop the spending, ScoMo’

FORMER prime minister Tony Abbott has called on Treasurer Scott Morrison to scrap all new spending, cut deeper, and leave housing affordability to the states in yet another provocative intrusion into policy debates.

In his second intervention in as many days, Mr Abbott took aim at Mr Morrison’s 2017 Budget, to be handed down in three weeks.

“Everyone has got to live within their means and government ultimately is no different to businesses and households,” Mr Abbott said.

“If you spend more than you earn, ultimately you go broke and our country has been living on the credit card since 2008 and sooner or later it is all going to end badly. This budget is as good as any time to get on with it.”

Mr Morrison’s budget preparations have been marred by ministers publicly debating several key policy areas. In one such debate a Morrison plan to allow superannuation contributions to be used for first-home buyer deposits was publicly opposed by Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and senior cabinet ministers Peter Dutton and Christopher Pyne.

Mr Abbott’s latest comments, including a call for a cut to immigration numbers “until housing starts and infrastructure have caught up”, follow his warnings published in The Daily Telegraph that Labor was on track to win government. Several Liberal MPs backed parts of the plan published in this newspaper. Moderate-aligned MP Jason Falinski said Mr Abbott’s thoughts on Senate reform were accurate.

Victorian senator James Patterson said: “I don’t have a problem with any member of the backbench, even a former prime minister, being out there arguing for the things they believe in.”

That marks a change in tone since Mr Abbott’s last public criticism of the government in February, when Finance Minister Mathias Cormann called the comments “self-indulgent” and “destructive”.

Senator Cormann then pointed out many of the policies criticised by Mr Abbott, including the renewable energy target, were established by his government.

Mr Abbott told 2GB radio talkback host Ray Hadley that he had a “very blunt conversation” with Senator Cormann after that criticism.

“If you don’t like what someone is doing, rather than speak out publicly, at least in the first instance, you should have a man-to-man discussion,” he said.

The government is now attempting to reduce the “novelty” of Mr Abbott’s interventions, according to one MP, by refusing to buy into the commentary.


“Every backbencher has a right to put in their view, that’s exactly how the system works, and I encourage every backbencher to keep contributing,” Trade Minister Steve Ciobo said yesterday.


http://www.dailyterrorgraph.com.au/...a473-1492477574

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
"Ooops, we lost control of our wrecker"
~LNP

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Abbott is the best thing to happen to the LNP.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Bogan King posted:

Abbott is the best thing to happen to the LNP.

~T. Abbott, 2017.

Meanwhile the rest of the LNP is desperately singing the "Just Don't Look" jingle from the Simpsons and hoping it works.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
“Everyone has got to live within their means and government ultimately is no different to businesses and households,” Mr Abbott said.

“If you spend more than you earn, ultimately you go broke and our country has been living on the credit card since 2008 and sooner or later it is all going to end badly. This budget is as good as any time to get on with it.”


Presumaby this is the same tony abbott that took out a loan to cover living expenses?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://youtu.be/vkO_D0qov_s

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Bogan King posted:

Abbott is the best thing to happen to the LNP.

He is their kryptonite.

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Bogan King posted:

Abbott is the best thing to happen to the LNP.

I hope it goes full circle like k Rudd did, and Abbott becomes PM again, just in time to lead the Liberals to obliteration at the next election.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
I hope he gets hit by a train

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

I hope he gets hit by a train

He'd die how he lived, ruining public transport.

EDIT: Unless it's an adani coal train.

EDIT2: Unless it then derails and causes yet another environmental disaster, then he's back on track.

EDIT3: Unlike the train.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pro-click

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

hooman posted:

He'd die how he lived, smearing everything around him.

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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Turnball has announced 457 visas are getting scrapped.

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