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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Picnic Princess posted:

It's a...crossbow!

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:33

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:09

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Picnic Princess posted:

These semicolon tattoos are getting abstract.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:35

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Scratch Monkey posted:

Is that an IUD?

Indeed it is.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:40

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I<3UD

# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:42

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Is that an IUD?

Its a DTF.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:31

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

sout posted:

Yeah did some googling which returned this image, which, not a tattoo but still

what the gently caress

So how loving painful must this be when they accidentally bump into a wall or something?

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:12

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Rough Lobster posted:

So how loving painful must this be when they accidentally bump into a wall or something?

They see stars

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:14

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Is that an IUD?

No, it's a tattoo.

Leci n'est pas une IUD.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 14:44

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Rough Lobster posted:

So how loving painful must this be when they accidentally bump into a wall or something?

Depending on how it was installed it could be painful all the drat time, especially if the hack doing the implantation nicked a tendon (seriously, that thing is right on top of the finger tendons). poo poo like this is why I don't trust "body modders", half the time they don't know what they're doing and the other half the time they do but they're doing something stupid anyway.

Tattoos at least have millennia of history behind them showing that when done properly they won't kill you. Getting subdermal implants seems like an easy and fast way to get yourself a nice nasty infection or accidentally cripple yourself.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 16:04

Pokey Araya: Jan 1, 2007

I kinda want to start a punk band called "IUIED"

# ? Apr 18, 2017 16:16

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

sweeperbravo posted:

1. took me a mintue to realize this wasn't just a misspelling of "deluxe"
2. when I think "letters that need more than two lines to be recognizable," i definitely think of "V" first

I give up. What does it actually say?

# ? Apr 18, 2017 18:04

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I just looked up DCLXVI and it's 666. Kind of corny but not that hard to read imo.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 18:06

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Picnic Princess posted:

It's a hookshot!

# ? Apr 18, 2017 18:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Pokey Araya posted:

I kinda want to start a punk band called "IUIED"

Considering the pain an IUD causes during insertion they should just be called this anyway.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 18:17

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Snowy posted:

I just looked up DCLXVI and it's 666. Kind of corny but not that hard to read imo.

I assumed I was getting the letters wrong because I was trying to make a word. Roman numerals hadn't occurred to me.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 18:26

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

AlbieQuirky posted:

The two groups are having a feud now. It is amusing.

Excellent. I fully plan to read into this. It could be very hilarious. I have a hate/love/hate relationship with ICP. Their music is hot garbage, but the people watching at an ICP show is well worth the price of admission.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 20:53

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

rockcity posted:

Excellent. I fully plan to read into this. It could be very hilarious. I have a hate/love/hate relationship with ICP. Their music is hot garbage, but the people watching at an ICP show is well worth the price of admission.

Post links if you find anything good! I'm kind of in the same boat. I was pretty tempted to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos just for the schadenfreude.

The other day I relistened to the great Tom Scharpling / Paul F Tompkins bit about the commercial for the gathering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZicomCP3gM

Sorry for the lack of tattoos, here's a dumb straight edge one, I love dumb straight edge tattoos

# ? Apr 19, 2017 03:53

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Snowy posted:

schadenfreude.

The schadenfreude here is that the edges of the tattoo are not straight.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 04:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What the hell is "STRAIGHT EOGE"?

vvv Whooooooooooosh

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Apr 19, 2017

# ? Apr 19, 2017 04:18

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

whypick1 posted:

What the hell is "STRAIGHT EOGE"?

Someone who doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. If you're really hardcore some of them are abstinent too.

Snowy posted:

Post links if you find anything good! I'm kind of in the same boat. I was pretty tempted to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos just for the schadenfreude.

The other day I relistened to the great Tom Scharpling / Paul F Tompkins bit about the commercial for the gathering

My wife and I have sincerely debated going for a few years now because it would be an otherworldly experience. The problem is I think I'd be good after a day and I'm not flying out to bumfuck nowhere for one day.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 04:22

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

sout posted:

Yeah did some googling which returned this image, which, not a tattoo but still

what the gently caress

I wonder if this guy gets numbness/tingling of the fingers if he holds a fist too long. That thing looks thick and the back of the hand isn't actually just a flap of skin. If you do regular heavy lifting, or just look at a skinny old person's hand, you realize pretty quick that the back of the hand is a fairly dense web of surprisingly large arteries and veins. They're big enough hospitals put IVs in them.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 04:50

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

yook posted:

I wonder if this guy gets numbness/tingling of the fingers if he holds a fist too long. That thing looks thick and the back of the hand isn't actually just a flap of skin. If you do regular heavy lifting, or just look at a skinny old person's hand, you realize pretty quick that the back of the hand is a fairly dense web of surprisingly large arteries and veins. They're big enough hospitals put IVs in them.

I've had IVs in the hand before, and it wasn't a fun experience. There's a reason why they usually put IV in the arm by the elbow, it's because it tends to be easier. I had to get a hand IV because that's what the anesthesiologist wanted for a surgery (it was kidney surgery, so it's not like my arms were in the way).

You'd totally have issues with your hands with something that thick implanted under the top of your hand though, yeah. Go ahead and put your fingers of your left hand on the back of your right where that star is and then wiggle your fingers a bit, there's a lot of moving going on right under the skin.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 15:22

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Kwyndig posted:

I've had IVs in the hand before, and it wasn't a fun experience. There's a reason why they usually put IV in the arm by the elbow, it's because it tends to be easier. I had to get a hand IV because that's what the anesthesiologist wanted for a surgery (it was kidney surgery, so it's not like my arms were in the way).

I have two full sleeves and whenever I get blood drawn or an injection they have to use the back of my hand bc they can't see the veins anywhere else.
that's my story, thanks and god bless

# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:39

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Bombadilillo posted:

Its a DTF.

I blurted a single, loud laugh that was wholely inappropriate for the time and place, so good going!

# ? Apr 19, 2017 23:03

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

ladron posted:

I have two full sleeves and whenever I get blood drawn or an injection they have to use the back of my hand bc they can't see the veins anywhere else.
that's my story, thanks and god bless

What up, no-arm-veins-having buddy? I tell the nurses and phlebotomists right up front: just tap a vein in my hand and we'll all be friends.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 01:17

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

I just grip the armrests and bear down like I'm taking a massive fiber poo poo and stick out my neck to offer up my jugular.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 01:27

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

e: Before anyone jumps in, the GTA 4 one is fake, duh.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:45

mick ohio: Sep 24, 2007; So I says to Mabel, I says...

IUD tattoo owns bones.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:09

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I googled for a vasectomy tattoo. There was 1 and it wasn't good.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:11

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

DumbparameciuM posted:

e: Before anyone jumps in, the GTA 4 one is fake, duh.

Noooo really?!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:20

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Bombadilillo posted:

I googled for a vasectomy tattoo. There was 1 and it wasn't good.

What the heck thread do you think this is?!?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:39

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

I thought about this "vasectomy tattoo" concept for a bit and I am puzzled. I cannot imagine what that could possibly look like but I am also just not invested enough to really find out. Because, let's be quite honest, it's probably disgusting.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:05