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glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Angola working for Von Hoff

Also, please assign glynnenstein to work in one of the SA-22 batteries if available.

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Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

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Soiled Meat
Angola - Count

bgreman
Oct 8, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT STICKING WITH A YEARS-LONG LETS PLAY OF THE MOST COMPLICATED SPACE SIMULATION GAME INVENTED, PLAYING BOTH SIDES, AND SPENDING HOURS GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND TO ENSURE INTERNET STRANGERS ENJOY THEMSELVES
Angola - Hoff

Please sign "B-Tunes" up for literally any flight position.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Davin Valkri posted:

While I agree with you that that's certainly an interesting story, I think after the Tibet debacle we deserve a story where at least one idealist means exactly what they say, no matter how much that conflicts with the rest of the world. If every campaign ends with "and then things got worse!", it wouldn't be very interesting, now would it?

It's entirely possible to make things worse in general (by raising tensions or whatever) while helping out your local area. I doubt this LP is gonna end with "and then there was world peace" - it might be just that literally every major power despises us after we blow up all their fancy toys. If nothing else, remember that China has historically had a notable interest in Africa...

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

We need to build up plenty of good will so that we aren't immediately sanctioned/invaded by the UN when we establish Outer Heaven.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

CirclMastr posted:

We need to build up plenty of good will so that we aren't immediately sanctioned/invaded by the UN when we establish Outer Heaven.

I thought the cynical path our future would take would be more World with No Boundaries, myself.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Davin Valkri posted:

I thought the cynical path our future would take would be more World with No Boundaries, myself.

World with No Boundries was incredibly lame, though.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

CirclMastr posted:

We need to build up plenty of good will so that we aren't immediately sanctioned/invaded by the UN when we establish Outer Heaven.
Or steal a nuclear deterrent.

I'm glad we bought SAMs. Since this thread has already spun off one mad grog LP, perhaps someone'll be inspired to LP SAM Simulator, somehow.

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
Angola - Dictator. Better pay, and we get to bomb angsty teenagers.

Oh, and put Sparkmaster in for any position (including non-flight, if those ever come around). SAM battery commander, bartender etc.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


if we are going to go diamond dogs we should change our coporate charter to be employee owned so we dont get other mercs sent after us so the stakeholder can try to recoup their investments

we'll give militant socialism a new meaning :ussr:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Night10194 posted:

World with No Boundries was incredibly lame, though.

How dare you impugn the awesomeness that is Solo Wing Pixy?!

Besides, last time I checked Big Boss's air Force consisted of a few helicopters, not multiple squadrons with support aircraft.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Agean90 posted:

if we are going to go diamond dogs we should change our coporate charter to be employee owned so we dont get other mercs sent after us so the stakeholder can try to recoup their investments

we'll give militant socialism a new meaning :ussr:

Welcome to the club, we meet in the empty hangar every Wednesday from 19:00-21:00 local time.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Davin Valkri posted:

How dare you impugn the awesomeness that is Solo Wing Pixy?!

Besides, last time I checked Big Boss's air Force consisted of a few helicopters, not multiple squadrons with support aircraft.

Also, top-quality special forces on the ground vs semi-competent boot camp dropouts.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Davin Valkri posted:

How dare you impugn the awesomeness that is Solo Wing Pixy?!

Pixy was a terrible character obscured by the fact that the song when you fight him is the best song in videogames. :colbert:

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Agean90 posted:

if we are going to go diamond dogs we should change our coporate charter to be employee owned so we dont get other mercs sent after us so the stakeholder can try to recoup their investments

I earlier suggested spending some our money on stock buybacks, both for this and in order to stop paying dividends to stockholders.

RaffyTaffy
Oct 15, 2008

Dagon posted:

ANGOLA - DICTATOR

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Or steal a nuclear deterrent.

I'm glad we bought SAMs. Since this thread has already spun off one mad grog LP, perhaps someone'll be inspired to LP SAM Simulator, somehow.

Holy smoke that would be an incredible spin off.

EDIT: Hired Goons buys steals a sub and someone LPs 688 Hunter Killer

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

Holy smoke that would be an incredible spin off.

EDIT: Hired Goons buys steals a sub and someone LPs 688 Hunter Killer

Not grog enough. :colbert:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

apseudonym posted:

Not grog enough. :colbert:

My bad, I meant Sub Commander

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Angola - The Count.

The whole Angola situation vaguely reminds me of an Alt-Hist story where Ayn Rand tried to set up her own country in Katanga, especially with the Count/Rosen/Hammarskold connection and of course the pack of libertarians.

Yvonmukluk fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Apr 18, 2017

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



Angola - The Hoff

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Angola - The Hoff

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Angola - Libertarians

Yooper if there's room when I'm up on the roster, can you put me in the ~*Prowler*~?

CBJamo
Jul 15, 2012

If nobody else has prior claim, I'd like to fly the C-130. I want to be the one who fails miserably when we try to Entebbe something. If someone has claimed freight dog status, I'll take the loadmaster position.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Angola and the Dictator, partially because gently caress colonialism and partially because I want to kill Libertarians and I suspect we'll have more opportunities to do that when we're defending the Lithium deposits.

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
Is it possible to order new stuff straight from the manufacturer, but we'd have to wait a while to get it?

koolkevz666
Aug 22, 2015
ANGOLA - DICTATOR The Dictator's forces are better equipped, better funded and he has the world's tentative backing. Also any of you guys notice that only the count has infrastructure destruction as a mission goal? It looks like the count is going with the old have to destroy it to save it belief.

Mr Crustacean
May 13, 2009

one (1) robosexual
avatar, as ordered

Angola-Von Hoff

It's the most interesting storyline, plucky upstart mercs working with revolutionaries trying to depose an African dictator is a storyline that practically writes itself. We do face a fair amount of risk going up against a well funded dictator and his mercs and there's always the risk that China could funnel some assets his way, but it's so much more interesting than simply squashing rebels without air cover.

Velius
Feb 27, 2001
Angola, support the Dictator. We just posed off china, we can't piss off everyone else too.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
We only need an infrastructure building sim that we could spin off this thread - that way, Hayard Gunnes could take all the newly-minted Angolan lithium-marks for the rebuilding of everything we blew up.

Rebuild it better, stronger, more audacious!

*a bridge in the background bursts into flames for no reason*

Kønstrüktion Gûnnes: Hayard help, premium quality

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
Something to bear in mind, Angola is currently China's second biggest African trade partner. If we work for O Presidente, we will get sold out, it'd just be a matter of time.

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!

Quinntan posted:

Something to bear in mind, Angola is currently China's second biggest African trade partner. If we work for O Presidente, we will get sold out, it'd just be a matter of time.

And by working against him, it's only a question of time until they send some "volunteers" to help Presidente "restore order".
That said, Angola - Count

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013

Nuramor posted:

And by working against him, it's only a question of time until they send some "volunteers" to help Presidente "restore order".

So we'd get another opportunity to get them on the ground is what you're saying?

Tetraptous
Nov 11, 2004

Dynamic instability during transition.
Working for an arbitrary dictator seems like a good way to get killed. Let's do Angola for Von Hoff, instead.

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


Quinntan posted:

Is it possible to order new stuff straight from the manufacturer, but we'd have to wait a while to get it?

Unfortunately no. Procurement kind of works like the three tiered alcohol system.

  1. First the government orders it from the manufacturer.
  2. Then the government goes broke and sells it to K&P, or BFLM, or the Ivanov's.
  3. Then it comes to us!

That way everyone is happy. The manufacturers get to make cool planes with no moral qualms, the government gets to make the taxpayers happy by both buying cool stuff and selling it to drop taxes, the suppliers make a nice cut, and we get cool jets.

Seriously? How is this not already happening?

Voting is looking awesome guys, I'm expecting a few statements today from the Indian BBC and our delivery guy. Stay tuned!

Here is a link to our Master Sheet This is also in the OP. It is a mirror of the working sheet. All pilot requests are on there, plane assignment, budget, links, you name it. If I hosed it up, please let me know.

Yooper fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Apr 18, 2017

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing
Voting Angola - Count!

Didn't see myself on the list so, please sign me up as Anta. No real preference, but the rustier the bucket I fly, the better.

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013

Yooper posted:

Here is a link to our Master Sheet This is also in the OP. It is a mirror of the working sheet. All pilot requests are on there, plane assignment, budget, links, you name it. If I hosed it up, please let me know.

At the risk of screwing myself out of a pilot slot, the Tornado is a two-seater like the Phantom.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


I think by backing up the Count, we actually do have the potential for putting down some roots - maybe training a new Angolan Air Force wouldn't be that bad of a retirement plan down the road...

The Dictator might be the currently-recognised government of Angola, that doesn't mean they like him. I mean, maybe the Chinese are still trading with them (like they are IRL), but we've already gotten those guys mad at us, I'm not sure they can actually get any angrier. The count does seem to have backers, both overseas and (going by the apparent high motivation of his forces), real local support. If we tip the scales, I'm sure that people will come around.

We should keep in mind the potential opposition we might be facing. I'm predisposed to backing the count, so I'll just put forward my thoughts on that position.

I think there are likely 3 factions we might wind up fighting against.

1) The Regime's own air force. These guys apparently fly F-16s.
2) Mercenaries hired by the regime or the Free State, probably both. These are likely to be wildcards, both in tactics and equipment.
3) Chinese 'volunteers', probably flying in support of the regime. We already have a pretty good idea of what they are packing from Tibet.

I don't think China, in its current state, would be able to send forces halfway around the planet to hunt us, but I could see them bankrolling the regime to hire additional pilots to go up against us, or materiel.

I mean, if were backing the dictator, all we're up against are probably other mercs, Chinese volunteers (although supporting an unrecognised regime might be going a bit far for them) and a potential backstab from the regime itself. If we back the free state - well, that's more or less the exact same set of opposition as if we backed gthe Count, only without any popular support.

I dunno what we might be up against in the Bering Sea. Presumably other mercs? I don't know if there are any governments actively involved in that conflict.

Backing AngerPEACE seems like it would bring in governmental opposition very, very quickly.

This is obviously all broad strokes stuff, mind. I'm not really an expert in the nitty-gritty.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Quinntan posted:

At the risk of screwing myself out of a pilot slot, the Tornado is a two-seater like the Phantom.

And the Prowler is a 4-seater.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Angola, Dictator

Some dogooder swooping in and fixing up the place has literally never worked.

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