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hogmartin posted:IIRC he was attending some boot camp graduation or something. I didn't get the impression that he was trying to scam free lunch at Applebee's or anything, he seemed completely bugnuts. He also died a while back, presumably not from old age. I think it was his kid's graduation from bootcamp. I guess he wanted to look supportive but Jesus did he gently caress it up. edit: the pic in question for the new page, an old one but still good. He's got the stare down right, that's the face of someone who's been smoked out for about an hour.  As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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chemosh6969 posted:Maybe they were firing at Atlantis? That was the plot of the 2014 Godzilla. All the nuke tests of the 50s and 60s were attacks on Godzilla.
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As Nero Danced posted:Actually now that I think of it, has anyone ever seen an Antarctic Service ribbon in the wild? Yeah, a girl on my last ship had it. That said, I've never seen a "Wintered Over" device on it in the wild.
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he was busted from the AF previously for huffing poo poo http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=25899 he died because of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ
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Kuroyama posted:That was the plot of the 2014 Godzilla. All the nuke tests of the 50s and 60s were attacks on Godzilla. realtalk i cant wait for the next one, King Ghidorah is 100000% my jam
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As Nero Danced posted:Speaking of fake medals, this is as good a time as any to post this moron again: I just love how most of these guys almost always get caught because the have to pretend to be the biggest badass ever.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:realtalk i cant wait for the next one, King Ghidorah is 100000% my jam And then in 2020, Godzilla vs. Kong
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I like the 3rd Award CIB and second award CMB. So basically he'd have to have done Vietnam, Grenada?, Panama as infantry, then Desert Storm and OIF/OEF as a medic and also joined the Air Force at some point.
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Worth mentioning that MSgt Soup Sandwich there was also wearing a black beret (in the AF, that's a cop thing) and desert tan boots.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:he was busted from the AF previously for huffing poo poo I cant believe she lived, recovered and is now a counselor.
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LingcodKilla posted:I cant believe she lived, recovered and is now a counselor. wow https://www.inspiremalibu.com/podcast/allison-fogarty-on-overcoming-inhalants/ seriously good for her im never going to stop laughing at that video though
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As Nero Danced posted:I think it was his kid's graduation from bootcamp. I guess he wanted to look supportive but Jesus did he gently caress it up. Wasn't it even loving dumber, like his wife's kid's graduation? Edit: His stepfather's graduation. That's... like extra dumb. McNally fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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McNally posted:Edit: His stepfather's graduation. That's... like extra dumb. thats like weird as gently caress really
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imagine being that step dad I hope that mom looked like microwaves but you know she was some trailer trash whale
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Doing his best to embarrass CLINT, who ISNT HIS REAL DAD SHUT UP MOM
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Tunicate posted:Doing his best to embarrass CLINT, who ISNT HIS REAL DAD SHUT UP MOM Edit: Jesus I've only been out for 5 years and I've almost forgotten how stupid some of the people were. Disregard this post. Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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When I was ETSing from Active, my SMJ asked me to sit down and discuss reenlistment. He did the whole, "everyone comes back within six months" "There's no jobs bullshit then got down to brass tacks. "What do I have to do to get you to stay? What kind of bonus?" "187,000 dollars, Sergeant Major." "What the hell? Where did you come up with that?"" "On the way to division review, I counted how many people I'd rather be, and figured each was worth a hundred dollars." He chuckled. "Alright. You can pick any school. I'll give you Ranger! What do you think about that?" "Malaysian Man Tracker." "Be serious! Real schools here. I will put you down for Ranger today." "It is a real school. I know some SF dudes who went to it. And I would rather lick my own rear end than go to Ranger." At this point he got a big angry. "Fine. Next duty station. Where do you want to go?" "Antarctica." "What the gently caress for!?" "Because the Antarctic Service Medal is cool looking." "SPC Bulletsponge, get the hell out of my loving office." I didn't reenlist to stay active."
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bulletsponge13 posted:"Fine. Next duty station. Where do you want to go?" this is perfectly good reasoning
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That specialist went on to be Albert Einstein, whose stupid science poo poo helped Oppenheimer win WW2 *the crowd goes wild* Aaaand then the freon killed him Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:That specialist went on to be Albert Einstein, whose stupid science poo poo helped Oppenheimer win WW2 *the crowd goes wild* Make it ammonia That poo poo is naaaaasty
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bulletsponge13 posted:When I was ETSing from Active, my SMJ asked me to sit down and discuss reenlistment. He did the whole, "everyone comes back within six months" "There's no jobs bullshit then got down to brass tacks. This is the best conversation to have. All you enlisted folk take heed. I also haven't had to use my resume but I definitely don't bullshit mine or my awards. gently caress people that do. Like there is a huge difference between supervising the work and doing it yourself imo. You need to know how to do it before you supervise. The military often forgets this.
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Is Malaysian Man Tracker a real school?
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shovelbum posted:Is Malaysian Man Tracker a real school? Yep.
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Came across this: https://captainincarcerated.wordpress.com/2013/10/22/surreal/quote:Today I glanced over at a table in the chow hall and sitting there together were two of the more well-known inmates: Manning and Sgt. Bales (and a mysterious third party). 
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Probably that dude who lit up PT back in the 90s, only mass shooter I can think of. Also, a prison blog?
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I will never understand why people huff poo poo when they could just smoke weed
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Reverand maynard posted:I will never understand why people huff poo poo when they could just smoke weed
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I could have sworn mushrooms aren't part of the normal drug screening either, but maybe they got other evidence for that.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I could have sworn mushrooms aren't part of the normal drug screening either, but maybe they got other evidence for that.
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Casimir Radon posted:I believe they can test for stuff outside of the normal battery if they suspect you of it. Years ago somebody in GIP mentioned that the navy was sending urine samples to UCLA to test for spice. Don't know if they can even do one for spray duster since it's almost the same thing as choking yourself as opposed to an actual drug. They can use the US Olympic training center lab to test for steroids if they suspect it, and spice testing used to be another lab with a separate test, though now they've rolled it into the normal test battery for all samples. Inhalants definitely aren't something they check for.
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I took the two-week course with a bunch of other captains who were waiting on another course to start at Huachuca. Some of the stuff was great, and some of it was absolutely retarded (~urban tracking~)
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Malaysian Man Tracker was a real school. On my first tour, we did a bunch of ops with an SF team, and three of their dudes had went and told me about it.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Malaysian Man Tracker was a real school. On my first tour, we did a bunch of ops with an SF team, and three of their dudes had went and told me about it. Wouldn't it be easier to just hire another Malaysian to do the tracking?
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They do not check for duster. Not sure about psilocybin because it comes out in pee. Cocaine is out of your system in like 3 days. Spice is not traceable unless the resulting chemical is changed to one that resembles a cannabinoid after it's smoked or whatever. Poppy seed muffins WILL make you piss hot. Source: I did duster/spice/weed and know a lot of UPL folk.
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Pretty sure Mythbisters did the poppy seed myth and concluded that you'd have to eat a shitload of them before you'd test positive.
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Casimir Radon posted:Pretty sure Mythbisters did the poppy seed myth and concluded that you'd have to eat a shitload of them before you'd test positive. It really doesn't take that much. There was a case a while ago about a cop who pissed hot after eating a couple bagels. The department believed him so they had another cop piss, eat a couple bagels, and then piss again and he popped.
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There are dudes i 100% know are juicing and they've never popped hot. Why yes they're part of the good old boys club, why do you ask? In all seriousness I don't give a gently caress, since I think roids are demonized unfairly, I just think it's dumb that it's more illegal than a joint, and a bigger risk drug (for blood borne pathogens) but they WILL nail your rear end to the wall for weed. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Roids can also completely gently caress your body up and destroy your WARFIGHTING ABILITY HOOAH
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