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 Holy poo poo I can post Imgur links from my phone directly into the AwfulApp.
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THEY CAME!!!!!
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Please post flat horse Pick
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Pick posted:They're like dogs you can ride. They're social animals, so if you can 'read' them they're very good companions. But dogs I've known are generally chill and horses I've known are definitely not.
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Who What Now posted:Whats more affordable than renting horses is never interacting with horses because they are garbage animals that women only like because they have massive schlongs. Horses were once incredibly useful and vital to civilization, but then so were 56k modems and we don't keep them around out of sentimentality.
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Pick posted:THEY CAME!!!!! THEY BEEN HERE A WHILE 
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Pick posted:Renting a horse is comparable to owning a mastiff or some other large dog in expense.
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VanSandman posted:
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Pick posted:They're like dogs you can ride. They're social animals, so if you can 'read' them they're very good companions. Up until they flip out for no reason and stomp you to death before breaking their own neck by shaking their head too hard.
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Horses are cool in books and films but then you get close and see the whiskers and drool and realise that each foot is a single fingertip and ugh
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VanSandman posted:THEY BEEN HERE A WHILE Jesus Christ, that's so adorable I might actually die.
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Apr 18, 2017 20:56
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Leon Einstein posted:I don't know if he's "horse rich" though. Seems like a higher tier of wealth to me. Then keep trying to dissuade him. Horses are very affordable as a rental and if he sticks with one stable he can even keep renting the same horse and teaching it what he specifically likes in riding. Horses are skittish but not dumb. Owning a horse is worse than renting. Try to convey that? Like, renting is pretty much as good if Dad Einstein doesn't want to compete professionally. If he wants to compete professionally steal every valuable from his house before he pawns it to support a garage horse. That's the only way you will see an inheritance.
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VanSandman posted:
Oh hello puppers
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Apr 18, 2017 20:57
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how the gently caress does renting a horse work is it like a timeshare on having your yard poo poo all over
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Pick posted:If you're a shy guy in a wheelchair, go to one of the most liberal colleges in the USA. You'll get at least 7 months of a really hot girl who thinks your terrible treatment of other people is because no one has ever given you a chance to reveal the beautiful gentle flower you are inside. This will drive her insane as you regularly treat her like garbage no matter what you do. Then you go out and gently caress some normal guys and realize sometimes the reason someone is a recluse is not because of mobility peripherals but because they're incredibly mean. Ha ha I loving knew it. He's a Reedie isn't he?
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Apr 18, 2017 20:58
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:how the gently caress does renting a horse work is it like a timeshare on having your yard poo poo all over It's more 'paying for riding time' than renting, but from what l I understand you can request specific horses when you come to a stable and say 'I wanna ride a pony'.
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Apr 18, 2017 20:59
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His girlfriend already gave her car to her one kid, so he had to buy her one. She sends 800 a month to her other kid since his husband doesn't work and they can't pay their bills. She also is pushing hard for marriage for "financial security", shockingly.
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What to make of my outrageous, attention-seeking new girlfriend's ways in the world? quote:I've been going out with this woman for a few months now and we're both totally into each other and pretty perfectly suited in many several ways. But here's the problem (or at least here's my problem): in bigger social situations, parties, etc, she dresses up like no one you've ever seen. She loves retro 50s stuff and has it altered so she can get her breasts (fake, for what it's worth) swelling up and out. Everything is tight and revealing, and when she walks across the floor, all eyes are on her, and then everyone wants to talk to her, men and women and probably small children and dogs, too. tl;dr: I'm the world's most insecure man.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:04
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Leon Einstein posted:His girlfriend already gave her car to her one kid, so he had to buy her one. She sends 800 a month to her other kid since his husband doesn't work and they can't pay their bills. You have to sleep with her and break them up. I'm sorry, it's the only way.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:05
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Who cares about reddit there's puppies
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my grandma paula is a horse person, to the point where she spends money she doesn't really have to maintain her horse she doesn't work anymore since she lost her job as a nurse for mercy killing one of her patients (who just so happened to leave her a sum of money when they died) also she probably killed my dad. thanks, that's my crazy horse people story.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:11
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Tiny Deer posted:You have to sleep with her and break them up.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:10
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Leon Einstein posted:She's not some hot young gold digger; it's his high school girlfriend that he lured away from her happy marriage. He got caught up in the affair and by the time he realized they weren't actually compatible, she had moved in. She whines about missing her old life constantly. I don't know how my dad can take it. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. drat. I don't even know what to say, I hope you love your dad enough to help him after this implodes? Sleeping with her might still somehow be the better option.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:13
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Leon Einstein posted:She's not some hot young gold digger; it's his high school girlfriend that he lured away from her happy marriage. He got caught up in the affair and by the time he realized they weren't actually compatible, she had moved in. She whines about missing her old life constantly. I don't know how my dad can take it. You still need to take on for the team and break them up. With your cock.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:14
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My dad also likes his women very thin, and she gained 57 lbs since she moved in. Lol
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Getting back with your high school girlfriend as a middle-aged adult sounds like the worst idea imaginable. (Okay I dunno, maybe you could get with her now-in-high-school daughter for the actual worst idea.)
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Leon Einstein posted:My dad also likes his women very thin, and she gained 57 lbs since she moved in. Lol Throw yourself on the fatty for your dad's sake.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Getting back with your high school girlfriend as a middle-aged adult sounds like the worst idea imaginable. I'm thinking of the girls I was in love with in highschool and I want to smack myself in the head with a hammer
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Getting back with your high school girlfriend as a middle-aged adult sounds like the worst idea imaginable.
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Leon Einstein posted:She has no daughters. To make this even more trainwrecky, she was in high school when they dated, not him... suddenly your objection to our frequent characterizations of age gap relationships is starting to make sense
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Apr 18, 2017 21:19
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He is only 3 or 4 years older.
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Leon Einstein posted:She has no daughters. To make this even more trainwrecky, she was in high school when they dated, not him... Ive changed my mind. You need to go full TobleroneTriangular and kill your parents.
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Apr 18, 2017 21:25
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Oh god Here's another pupper  And bonus cat 
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:how the gently caress does renting a horse work is it like a timeshare on having your yard poo poo all over It's basically a timeshare, yes. And the horse is kept at the stables (like most people's horses) so it's like $200 a month to ride a particular horse pretty much whenever you want.
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VanSandman posted:THEY BEEN HERE A WHILE They're so precious 
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Who What Now posted:I wanna rub that cats tumtum He lets you.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Getting back with your high school girlfriend as a middle-aged adult sounds like the worst idea imaginable. this happened in Bojack horseman, it was real weird
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I'll go back to renting a horse when I have more time and when I'm in a better spot. My only good therapist was my therapy horse as a kid. You don't even ride the horse, you just take care of it and you learn how it behaves and thinks, and since horses are social and reciprocal, if you have a horse with a good demeanor, it'll reinforce good social skills with affection and trust. For example, a horse might "nibble" at your knee with its lips. This is it trying to groom you as thanks for you grooming it. If you're nice, they're nice back, and they can tell if you're in a poo poo mood or not happy.
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Leon Einstein posted:His girlfriend already gave her car to her one kid, so he had to buy her one. She sends 800 a month to her other kid since his husband doesn't work and they can't pay their bills. Your inheritance is gone before the horse even arrives, sorry
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