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FirstAidKite posted:Remember that time tomoko mistakenly thought a giant buff college-aged guy in white with hathair was an old giant buff indiana jones look-a-like and started to motorboat him College-aged? Dude was like 29 at the time, that's not too far off from new-dad age. 
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I only said college-aged because iirc he was still in university
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ChaosArgate posted:College-aged? Dude was like 29 at the time, that's not too far off from new-dad age. holy gently caress goddamn Jotaro is a hot dad how did i not realise this. and yes actually i fantasize about tomoko motorboating me every single day forget the username
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FirstAidKite posted:I only said college-aged because iirc he was still in university He's going for his PhD, so technically? Still not what you'd think of when you hear "college-aged' tbh.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:holy gently caress I mean, Joseph and Dio are dads too Hell, technically Johnathan is too if you wanna stretch it
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Anyone who thinks "college age" means anything obviously has not watched the very important film An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
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FirstAidKite posted:Remember that time tomoko mistakenly thought a giant buff college-aged guy in white with hathair was an old giant buff indiana jones look-a-like and started to motorboat him This just made me sad about how desperate for companionship she is 
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ChaosArgate posted:He's going for his PhD, so technically? Still not what you'd think of when you hear "college-aged' tbh. Yeah that's on me because I forgot he was 29 (I thought he was 25)
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El Burbo posted:I mean, Joseph and Dio are dads too It's not really a stretch considering he knocked up Erina to have George. Unless the stretch is that Jonathan is hot and then yeah, maybe.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:It's not really a stretch considering he knocked up Erina to have George. I think they mean "stretch" as in Jonathan was never around for his child because he was dead but you can consider him a dad since he obviously got Erina pregnant
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Eh, I'm sure Erina taught George all there was to know about Jonathan. He would have been a good dad given the chance. I think him making sure Lisa Lisa was saved is pretty evidential of it. He's no Sadao "might not exist" Kujo
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I feel like Jotaro just kinda emerged fully formed from Holly, like Athena from the brow of Zeus.
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I understand why people might have forgotten about jotaro's hot dad status because it's been a while since I've had the chance to objectify him with a post about stone ocean jotaro being #1 dilf
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Waffleman_ posted:I feel like Jotaro just kinda emerged fully formed from Holly, like Athena from the brow of Zeus. Unfortunately, he has a smol form as SDC confirmed. He was apparently swole even as a kid though. Fake Edit: my phone tried to correct that to "awoke" and I now question the wokeness of Jotaro Kujo.
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Unknown Quantity posted:Unfortunately, he has a smol form as SDC confirmed. He was apparently swole even as a kid though. We did not see that directly, just through Holly's memories!
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I'm excited for this recreation of Speed
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One thing stood out about this chapter to me: baby Jobin isn't dressed as a girl. I thought Tsurugi's whole deal was that he had to be brought up as a girl to try to dodge the family curse, like the Higashikatas have traditionally done? Did Araki just forget about that or what?
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That was one hell of an escalation in the back story. "Hey, kid. Give me your give me your wallet, now get me your mother's underwear and now, go burn that house" So many random assholes in Morioh. Golden heart, my rear end.
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Waffleman_ posted:We did not see that directly, just through Holly's memories! But what about the time Alessi turned him into a kid
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Josuke Higashikata posted:four balls #knuktats
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Are you guys loving around with that funnier valentine stuff
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That chapter was extremely hosed up. e: 
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frank.club posted:Are you guys loving around with that funnier valentine stuff No, Funnier Valentine is President Valentine's son and while Funnier didn't become POTUS his son, The Funniest Valentine, did. Ergo, Funny Valentine is not just a hot dad but also a hot grandpa. QED.
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Unknown Quantity posted:Fake Edit: my phone tried to correct that to "awoke" and I now question the wokeness of Jotaro Kujo.
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frank.club posted:Are you guys loving around with that funnier valentine stuff
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Apr 19, 2017 00:24
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Jorge Joestar is fanfiction.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is fiction; whereas Jorge Joestar actually happened.
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You all will look foolish when all 36 Kars descend from Mars at the clinax of Jojolion.
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Dragonatrix posted:No, Funnier Valentine is President Valentine's son and while Funnier didn't become POTUS his son, The Funniest Valentine, did. Moltrey posted:the arguably canon light novel Jorge Joestar (which is fully translated now) that Araki did the cover art for said that Funny Valentine had a son, who he named Funnier Valentine. Funnier Valentine also went on to have a son that he named, Funniest Valentine JoJo is the greatest art in the universe
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jojolion good
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Moltrey posted:the arguably canon light novel Jorge Joestar (which is fully translated now) that Araki did the cover art for said that Funny Valentine had a son, who he named Funnier Valentine. Funnier Valentine also went on to have a son that he named, Funniest Valentine Excuse me his name is The Funniest Valentine. After all he's the first person in history to be named The
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Moltrey posted:the arguably canon light novel Jorge Joestar (which is fully translated now) that Araki did the cover art for said that Funny Valentine had a son, who he named Funnier Valentine. Funnier Valentine also went on to have a son that he named, Funniest Valentine Araki didn't write it, so it's not canon. It's not especially arguable.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Araki didn't write it, so it's not canon. It's not especially arguable. Did he do the illustrations for it though?
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He did not, just the cover I think. The author illustrated it here's Kars and his Stand, Ultimate Whitesnake Josuke Higashikata posted:Araki didn't write it, so it's not canon. It's not especially arguable. actually no they will not posted:JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is fiction; whereas Jorge Joestar actually happened.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Araki didn't write it, so it's not canon. It's not especially arguable. Its part of the jojo expanded universe.
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halleys comet posted:Its part of the jojo expanded universe. as long as we don't get stand midichlorians from this i'm ok
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Araki didn't write it, so it's not canon. It's not especially arguable. Araki doesn't give a poo poo about Canon and neither should you.
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Jorge Joestar is the most bizarre, and therefore the most canon.
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Boys/Girls, I'mma tell you a little something about Jorge Joestar In like two days from this post
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I think I have found the greatest piece of jojo merchandise.
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