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Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Buc-ee's has janitors on station 24/7 in every cavernous bathroom (like literally 40+ stalls and urinals) who are paid to basically clean it for their entire shift and they never leave the bathroom. The jerky bar is just a small slice of the interior, which features a massive clothing store along with a full food court and the typical gas station stuff but on a huge-rear end scale.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
just uh, lmbo if you haven't gassed up your jacked up Dodge at the local Buc-ees, drove to the nearest wet county to buy liquor, then stopped back at the H-E-B on the way home for some groceries

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
gentlemen im afraid that Texas is at it once again

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

eonwe posted:

buc-ees is the gold standard of places to poop while you are driving the blasted hellscape between Dallas and Austin/San Antonio/Houston

Best little shithouse in Texas!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
oh, and stopped on the side of the road to buy canned fruit from a strange man

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Texas is the sixth worst state.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Weeping Wound posted:

what the gently caress kind of gas station is the size of a grocery store

the big league kind

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

petit choux posted:

Best little shithouse in Texas!

i'd totally take a poo poo there

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

eonwe posted:

oh, and stopped on the side of the road to buy canned fruit tamales from a strange man

ftfy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Apraxin posted:

delaware is wholly owned subsidiary of the dupont corporation

Lol no

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


so buc-ee's is just a store that also has a gas station?

we have these up here

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
How many states have dry counties? I know Kentucky does but thank God I never lived in one.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

isn't 1000 rounds like next to nothing

lol that he's of course white

the media will not report on his trial

I have a couple thousand rounds and I didn't even start buying any until Trump was inaugurated. I could easily blow through it in a couple months just going to the range every couple weeks.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Weeping Wound posted:

what the gently caress kind of gas station is the size of a grocery store

costcos with fueling stations

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sheetz

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
10 mins from first results in GA06, who ith pump-ed

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Mr Hootington posted:

Texas is the sixth worst state.

Behind....MS, AL, OK, AR, and LA?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Hello

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

eonwe posted:

oh, and stopped on the side of the road to buy canned fruit from a strange man

"excuse me but is this fruit locally sourced?"
"yew wanna buy a toe?"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

pathetic little tramp posted:

10 mins from first results in GA06, who ith pump-ed

He will only lose by +4. 🎉

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
this is the section of Dallas I live in

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



pathetic little tramp posted:

10 mins from first results in GA06, who ith pump-ed

Pumped to find out how much flagrant voter suppression worked lol

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al-Saqr posted:

I gotta say that's a really rad Sentai Suit design.

Giving it full red lips was an odd choice

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

so buc-ee's is just a store that also has a gas station?

we have these up here

its more of a gas station with a store attached to it

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

GobiasIndustries posted:

Behind....MS, AL, OK, AR, and LA?

MS, AL, OK, WV, and FL.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

so buc-ee's is just a store that also has a gas station?

we have these up here

no its like if you took 10 gas stations and glued them together



like a hundred pumps and a wall of licorice

ed: this is not the big buc-ees

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Fidel Castronaut posted:

How many states have dry counties? I know Kentucky does but thank God I never lived in one.



cheesehead pride

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

SKULL.GIF posted:

so buc-ee's is just a store that also has a gas station?

we have these up here

We have those too, this kinda predates it. Its not really a gorcery store as much as a junk food store. But you can buy deer blinds there. its weird.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

eonwe posted:

oh, and stopped on the side of the road to buy canned fruit from a strange man

Same but from shrimp, from a guy sleeping in his truck 40mi from the coast

Also the majesty of Buc-ee's bathrooms really cannot be understated

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

so buc-ee's is just a store that also has a gas station?

we have these up here

Yeah pretty much, but it's less fun when you say it that way.

They don't sell, like, what a Wal-mart would stock though. It's like all the poo poo you'd see in a gas station multiplied by a hundred. Just a whole aisle of gummy worms.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


He really is New York isn't he

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



so it's a grocery store with like 40 pumps instead of 8

never understand why buc-ees always causes a derails anywhere it's mentioned

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Contrary to popular belief, FISAs are hard as poo poo to obtain and going through a warrant process is a billion times easier. The "99% approval rate" is a lol worthy statistic because it fails to mention the dozens of people who review the material and tell you either "no, you cannot submit this at all" or "no, you can't go further unless you make these 900 changes". Basically, that 1% failure rate probably resulted in someone losing their job because they hosed up bigly.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

SKULL.GIF posted:



cheesehead pride
:laffo:

Unlike most of the country

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

hello from texas



complete with jerky bar



the gently caress i been in the buccees between san antonio and austin, and i don't remember this. ive been robbed. TRUMP help

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I went to Dallas on business once and only made it about a mile from the hotel which itself was maybe 10 minutes away from the airport. It was July and way too loving hot

Gas station across the street sold beer tho, as a Philadelphian that was plenty novel on its own

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

DogonCrook posted:

We have those too, this kinda predates it. Its not really a gorcery store as much as a junk food store. But you can buy deer blinds there. its weird.

my favorite are their "recipes"

Buc-ee's Queso

1 lb block of Velveeta Cheese

1 Jar of any of the Salsas (Choose from 6 varieties in different levels of heat.)

Melt cheese in slow cooker. Stir in salsa and enjoy!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:



cheesehead pride

Lewis Black was right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WlwumGkSec

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat posted:

hello from texas



complete with jerky bar



and a fudge bar, and bathrooms with like 20 stalls and stone tiles. best part of driving between major cities in Texas

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Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

eonwe posted:

just uh, lmbo if you haven't gassed up your jacked up Dodge at the local Buc-ees,

and while youre at it you can get some fuel for your car too

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