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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Mad Dragon posted:

What is she, an early 20-something?

30 and wants a kid asap. Meanwhile I'm over here trying to goto lawschool on voc rehab I.E. broke

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kawasaki Nun posted:

30 and wants a kid asap. Meanwhile I'm over here trying to goto lawschool on voc rehab I.E. broke

My wife use to make more than me. Then we had twins, she quit to be a full time mommy/housekeeper.
:smuggo:
Who's making more now eh?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
In Chicago, the level a guy needs to be at is having his own place--rent or own.

Got a roommate past the age of 30? Yea that's a hard pass.

Deathy explained to me NYC is vastly different just because of how morbidly expensive cost of living is out there.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Wrote SMDFTB on the memo line of a check paying a parking ticket :feelsgood:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wrote SMDFTB on the memo line of a check paying a parking ticket :feelsgood:

Yea rage against the machine bro

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Yea rage against the machine bro

drat straight :regd10:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wrote SMDFTB on the memo line of a check paying a parking ticket :feelsgood:

https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/719983895043829760

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

he's a real tunt

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

he's a real tunt



please don't spoil my halloween costume for 3 years running

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



lately my drinking dreams have been replaced by dreams of cultivating and smoking weed

i have never smoked a weed before

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Kawasaki Nun posted:

That might be the ultimate result cuz she keeps bringing up money and I'm not gonna improve any further as a person. If anything I'm rapidly getting less charming and/or attractive

I"m seeing Jeff Bridges saying this in some movie, and bah gawd it works.



Kawasaki Nun posted:

30 and wants a kid asap. Meanwhile I'm over here trying to goto lawschool on voc rehab I.E. broke

So, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc&t=93s

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

cowboy elvis posted:

In Chicago, the level a guy needs to be at is having his own place--rent or own.

Got a roommate past the age of 30? Yea that's a hard pass.

Deathy explained to me NYC is vastly different just because of how morbidly expensive cost of living is out there.

NYC is weird, and if you're in certain lines of work it's basically assumed you have a roommate until you get to an age where you can't deal anymore, and you move to an outer borough for a shoebox studio apartment, or to any reasonably priced city. At least there's options, here. I keep hearing about the San Francisco rental hellscape and can't even imagine the combination of unlivably overpriced real estate and still needing a loving car.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm slowly beginning to accept that I'll never be able to buy a house here and will have to move at some point.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


Whoa, state court. What happened? Did one of his pitbulls get loose and maul the neighbor's poodle?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm slowly beginning to accept that I'll never be able to buy a house

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
now that i have a house, if I move again or divorce or something I'm probably just going to rent tbh, grass is always greener

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm slowly beginning to accept that I'll never be able to buy a house here and will have to move at some point.

Move to Colorado and I'll smoke a weed with you.

Then smoke about a dozen dabs because tolerance. :(

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:sigh::hf::sigh:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I mean hell I have an index fund working away just to get me a down payment but when you need a quarter million down minimum in this area I don't see how it would be remotely possible*.

*Without becoming an entry in the Bad With Money thread

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Just wait for the tech bubble to burst and buy a mansion for a song.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Provided I still have a job after that happens

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Invest all your money into a Star Wars collection

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
buy the star wars death star shaped toaster

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

buy the star wars death star shaped toaster
Whoa, STOP THE TRAIN, seriously?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, it puts little TIE fighters on the toast!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Grow up.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Holy poo poo, it puts little TIE fighters on the toast!



it's missing the ring

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I'm hoping the Canadian housing market collapses soon, it's loving expensive even in my little city and they generally want 20% down. That or one of my parents dying and getting their house but I don't really want that.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am four years old; there's nothing I can do about it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i need this in my life

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i need this in my life



A Zune?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
sometimes when I'm bored I just look at tcc for deep cuts, and lmao some dude apparently on the last page of the benzo thread is straight up telling a dude to just start taking lithium or something in addition to all the other poo poo like sheesh dudes

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i need this in my life



poo poo I do too!

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i need this in my life



You need to artfully (haha, right?) wedge that into the grover2 DiY thread where some clown brought up can lighting.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mods please change my name to tastefully arranged labia tia

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
is grover2 still going hmm

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
oh my god an infinity tub lmao

thank you for reminding me to look at this thread

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

is grover2 still going hmm

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816693

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You're just mad because it's not your product.


I have a Halo 3 edition Zune.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 19, 2017

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

these are just .308 HK rifles right? Lmao. I saw this in GBS and I mean what the gently caress dude is vomiting

edit: I just looked at the mags they're 5.56??

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