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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


QUACKTASTIC posted:





S340 Elite Hyper Beast
Limited Edition Hyper Beast steel ATX mid-tower
Introducing the S340 Elite Hyper Beast Limited Edition. In collaboration with Brock Hofer–graphic artist behind Hyper Beast–we’ve unleashed another exclusive, limited-production case featuring the beast found on the AWP CS:GO weapon skin. This rare S340 Elite is produced in a one-time production of 1,337 units, each with a uniquely numbered limited edition plaque. You can be certain this case is delivered to you in factory-new condition.

I was expecting this to cost way more than $200

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

fishmech posted:

you (ugly lab coat, hurting feet, poo poo smelling lab, no wig): science

me (beautiful tailcoat, knighted, member of thousands of lodges and societies, perfumed, sexy shoes, wig): natural philosophy

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
I’m not a good father. There is something ridiculous in asserting my dignity which I resist automatically. My teenage son identifies with this undermining of my own authority. When he was 14, I was mad at him and used a vulgar expression in Slovenian: “Let the dog gently caress your mother.” He replied: “That already happened 15 years ago. That’s how I was born.”

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ush de forche

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


hamill is the one who looks scruffy, but cheerful and healthy.

zizek is the one who looks like he's dying of a mysterious disease.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

zizek is the one who looks like he's dying of a mysterious disease.

this disease is what we call ideology

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
scott adams brand extension strategy getting increasingly erratic

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

things I learned from that rocket blowing up:
1. The root cause was that someone installed a gyro upside-down and it was blamed officially on a drunk or disgruntled worker
2. Unlike everyone else in the world, Russian rockets don't have strips of dynamite on the sides of them to blow them up in case poo poo goes sideways. This is in spite of the propellant being two extremely toxic compounds.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

RUSSIAN INSPECTOR: what the!- someone replaced these emergency dynamite strips with bundles of pencils

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9b9IYqsb_U

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Kenny Logins posted:

omfg walllhax


the legend of counter strike: a link between objectives

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

fishmech posted:

you (ugly lab coat, hurting feet, poo poo smelling lab, no wig): science

me (beautiful tailcoat, knighted, member of thousands of lodges and societies, perfumed, sexy shoes, wig): natural philosophy

this may be about the only good post you've made in like five years

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
oh cool that's the guy from the elevator video

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sapozhnik posted:

this may be about the only good post you've made in like five years

it's ripped off from 4chan

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A9M226_28Y

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Linguica posted:

RUSSIAN INSPECTOR: what the!- someone replaced these emergency dynamite strips with bundles of pencils

had to be pencils

pens don't work in zero g

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Totally radical

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

We Know Catheters posted:

Totally radical



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Agile Vector posted:

the legend of counter strike: a link between objectives

:eyepop:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tqcuXi1FU

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
[will ruin your days with anime]

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




what are you doing in a dutch highschool

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

it's ripped off from 4chan

The grass is the springiest
The bees are the stingiest
The birds are the wingiest
The bells are the ringiest (The hearts?)
The hearts the singiest (The traps?)
The traps the springiest
Way back home

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

lol

Sagebrush posted:

it's ripped off from 4chan

well yeah it's fishmech, his only original content is the random insults he adds to his wikipedia reposts when replying to people

fritz
Jul 26, 2003


prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




looks fine if it is outside russia (where, unlike rest of the planet, drivers inside ring yield to people entering it)

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

How to run
1. Open the project with Eclipse
2. Wait, Eclipse?
3. Run!

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cold on a Cob posted:

How to run
1. Open the project with Eclipse
2. Wait, Eclipse?
3. Run!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

New Terror of the Deep rediscovered

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




MausoleumExtremist posted:

New Terror of the Deep rediscovered


is tthat like a yard long ocean leech

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

cinci zoo sniper posted:

is tthat like a yard long ocean leech

it's actually an elongated clam. i think it's called a "pipe worm"

edit: "shipworm"

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/18/science/giant-shipworm.html?_r=0




At the top, two flesh-toned siphons swish water over massive gills. At the bottom, a slimy, eyeless head resembles a mix of wet lips and diseased tonsils. In between, a glistening gunpowder blue body stretches up to four feet long. Instead of eating, bacteria in the creature’s gills helps it suck energy from sulfur. The whole thing is sheathed in a tusklike tube created from its secretions of calcium carbonate.

Behold, the giant shipworm, your newest living nightmare.

In a study published Monday in Proceedings of the National Academy of Science, Daniel Distel, a microbiologist at Northeastern University, and colleagues described a live one for first time. Its symbiotic relationship with bacteria provides clues to how the giant shipworm evolved its strange way of eating, and may enrich our understanding of infection in humans.

“We were used to shipworms, which are very delicate creatures and much smaller,” said Dr. Distel, who spent two decades searching for a living specimen of this elongated clam. “This thing is a really beefy animal.”

prefect fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Apr 19, 2017

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I love that their first reaction to finding this ancient species that was thought to be extinct is to break out the lobster bibs and mallets and crack the sucker open.

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