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I'm sure goons hate Telltale Games for some reason, but I'll play basically anything they put out and GotG was a fun space adventure, so *shrug*, I'm in. edit: actually, thanks for the reminder, gonna download it now
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I don't really like games about stories and no gameplay, especially not telltale, because I really do not feel in control of the choices and how they play out. And then it turns out they barely matter anyway. And there's a certain amount of frustration because Telltale adventures used to have really cool puzzles AND narratives, not just exclusively a Licensed Property That Sells and some button prompts.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:This makes me wish the ongoing saga of Mike and Jay, VCR repairmen, would get the 1990s Lucasarts adventure game treatment it deserves. At leas they got to be characters in a porno.
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a bone to pick posted:people keep telling me the star wars tv shows are good and every time I try to watch them they're loving horrible. thats cuz they are basically disregard any cartoon recommendations in general cartoons are trash, 99% of the time
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Apparently the writer/director of Last Jedi ruined Luke Skywalker. This revelation pleases me, as it reinforces my prejudice against new Star Wars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBstE89j_7w
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Telltale wouldn't be so bad if their engine didn't stagger horribly any time someone moves fast enough to startle a deer.
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episode 8: IT BROKE NEW GROUND (in disappointing me) my review
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Zmej posted:episode 8: IT BROKE NEW GROUND (in disappointing me) Well if the pattern hold then the mainline star wars movie will be garbage and the han solo star wars story will be really good.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:I don't really like games about stories and no gameplay, especially not telltale, because I really do not feel in control of the choices and how they play out. And then it turns out they barely matter anyway. Yeah, I can definitely understand how they're not for everyone and I can't really even defend them - they just work for me. The one time they disappointed me though was at the end of the Borderlands series where they must have run out of time to finish it because at one point I realized none of the button prompts actually did anything during the final boss fight. I put down the controller and just watched it play out on its own. How cheap. OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Telltale wouldn't be so bad if their engine didn't stagger horribly any time someone moves fast enough to startle a deer. Yeah, that and the sound cuts out all the time and if you're not using subtitles, you're often hosed. Again, Borderlands was particularly terrible with this.
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powerful sex moves posted:Yeah, I can definitely understand how they're not for everyone and I can't really even defend them - they just work for me. I remember playing the second season of TWD and everyone asking Clementine to go loot the Piggly Wiggly for them because they were tired. I think I started the third episode of Game of Thrones before I realized how poo poo it was. TellTale is dead to me is what I'm saying. I wouldn't be surprised if all the action sequences in the game were cutscenes with button prompts on the bottom because they realized that their fans would never notice.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Apparently the writer/director of Last Jedi ruined Luke Skywalker. This revelation pleases me, as it reinforces my prejudice against new Star Wars. Imagine if they made a new Star Wars movie that was worse than the prequels
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a bone to pick posted:videogames are AIDS I agree and apologize for adding to the discussion. It's the second worst topic in this thread next to Star Wars.
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What about Star Wars videogames? Where is your god now
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Zzulu posted:What about Star Wars videogames? The X-wing and TIE fighter games were great games in their day. drat better than the Wing Commander games which started Mark Hamill, ironically enough.
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a bone to pick posted:
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Telltales games are good, especially when you accept that your choices don't matter and you're just watching a long movie.
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PostNouveau posted:Telltales games are good, especially when you accept that your choices don't matter and you're just watching a long movie. Why not just watch a movie then?
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We Know Catheters posted:Why not just watch a movie then? I mean, movies aren't 10 hours long. I guess there's QTEs too; I like QTEs.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i want a hospital drama spinoff of the emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center Every episode Palpatine and the medical droids come up with new ways of loving with Vader and his suit. "Could we make the urine container randomly discharge its contents inside his boots?" "Randomize the pitch of the random beeps"
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PostNouveau posted:I mean, movies aren't 10 hours long. I guess there's QTEs too; I like QTEs. so it's a long boring movie with lovely visual effects.
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PostNouveau posted:I mean, movies aren't 10 hours long. I guess there's QTEs too; I like QTEs. Von Stroheim's eight hour cut of Greed would have been successful if only it had QTEs.
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Yug posted:so it's a long boring movie with lovely visual effects. Who said boring? Oh ... it's you ...
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We Know Catheters posted:Why not just watch a movie then? my god, he's onto something
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I love the reporter asking all surprised "you turn to the...... Dark side?" of course he does you ignorant broad
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Mark hammil is sad because he always wanted the new star wars to be about the further adventures of Luke Skywalker, and so did everyone else. But in these new Disney movies they have Luke playing eventually a cameo role, turning evil, and then probably getting killed in the third act. All to make room for new, bland, one dimension characters no one cares about
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Apr 19, 2017 08:42
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Hamill pitched Luke going bad to JJ Abrams, so if he's disappointed in the direction of the charcter, then it probably doesn't happen. Han and Leia both reverted back to their old selves, maybe Luke goes back to being a whiny little bitch. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Mark-Hamill-Actually-Pitched-An-Evil-Luke-Skywalker-Idea-J-J-Abrams-89617.html
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It would be cool if luke kills leia after she refuses to turn to the dark side or something
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Guy Goodbody posted:Imagine if they made a new Star Wars movie that was worse than the prequels Get this - what if they already have
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a bone to pick posted:drat, this is why Jay earns my cum-lust. The Void is indeed bad. Also, Rey's last name can't be Skywalker because she clearly states she believes he's a myth. Her last name is Palpatine because JJ is a hack.
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We've already gone over this. Her last name is Takobellius, and the next film will delve deep into her addiction to folded Ronto-meat snackwiches.
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In star wars people have read short memories. In a new hope the Empire man calls jedis a relic and a myth when they were running g the entire galaxy just 9 years before. And in the new movie the characters think Luke Skywalker is like king Arthur of legend when in reality only like 16 years have gone by since Luke defeated the empire.
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Trunko posted:If only my memory was that short....... Everybody in Star Wars is illiterate. I recommend drinking until you can't read anymore.
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Trunko posted:In star wars people have read short memories. In a new hope the Empire man calls jedis a relic and a myth when they were running g the entire galaxy just 9 years before. And in the new movie the characters think Luke Skywalker is like king Arthur of legend when in reality only like 16 years have gone by since Luke defeated the empire. You think fake news is bad now? Imagine if the internet spanned the galaxy.
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a bone to pick posted:You think fake news is bad now? Imagine if the internet spanned the galaxy. "Luminous beings are we, not this cucked matter" “Why you stuck-up, fake-gamer, scruffy-looking nerd-baiter!” "It's a trap!"
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The prequels should have taken place 100 years in the past and been an entirely new story unrelated to the originals. Maybe put in little tiny hints that let us imagine how the jedis order would eventually mutate into the empire or something. Same with the new movies... Put them a hundred years on the future. Jedis and the empire and all that really are almost myths. A new story, unrelated to the originals, but with the same unmistakable starwars charm
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The next movie in the star wars franchise shouldn't be about star wars and should instead be about something completely different Like, maybe Jason Statham hunting dangerous fairies with a shotgun or something? The possibilities are endless
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From the teaser trailer it looks like the next starwars movie is going to be mostly about napping
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I want to chime in and say that Ben Kenobi was a pure untouched virgin. He is an extremely lawful good Jedi, there is no way he'd break his vow of celibacy.
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