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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

evilweasel posted:

to the bills, for a first-round draft pick

if he retires ten minutes after the trade is completed, does the pick still go to the patriots? or would there be language in the contract about retirement before any snaps are played? honest question

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Jags gonna let Bort go after next year, he goes to NE, sits behind Brady for a season, Brady retires, and Bort makes the Jags look worse than ever as an organization.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Barstool gets all the scoops, so...

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/854454521539448833

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
goddammit saints

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Bucs are doing hard knocks.

I'm excited about this. I know they'll focus on Winston a lot but if I were to guess, the real entertaining guys are going to be McCoy and Alexander. Bucs have their own little "TV show" that they post videos to their fb and those guys are always pretty entertaining.

Evans is cool but he doesn't seem like he has much of a goofy personality.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Blah.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

If true, not unexpected.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Has any player left the Pats and performed better?

Stop trading with Bill.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

kiimo posted:

Has any player left the Pats and performed better?

Stop trading with Bill.

Woodhead?

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Does the Saints scouting department not exist? This is a deep draft for corners, they could get one at 32 who isn't replacement level on a cheap, rookie contract...

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

MrLogan posted:

Does the Saints scouting department not exist? This is a deep draft for corners, they could get one at 32 who isn't replacement level on a cheap, rookie contract...

And Butler is badly overrated. Jesus what a bad trade.

also, MrLogan, my goon draft partner from last year! read you PMs

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

kiimo posted:

Has any player left the Pats and performed better?

Stop trading with Bill.

Well Hernandez stopped killing people after he left

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

kiimo posted:

Has any player left the Pats and performed better?

Stop trading with Bill.

Talib. He has poo poo aim though.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
How are Mike Smith and Dirk Koetter coaching Hard Knocks AGAIN?!?!?

What lovely exec said, gently caress yeah, those guys were cool?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

How are Mike Smith and Dirk Koetter coaching Hard Knocks AGAIN?!?!?

What lovely exec said, gently caress yeah, those guys were cool?

Hahahaha poo poo I didn't even think about that, that's amazing

e: Also probably the same guy that went "Yeah let's put Matt Ryan on TV, there's no way he can put everyone sleep."

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i don't know why but i'm thinking about that year where brandon lloyd balled the gently caress out

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Yeah, I remember 2010 too.

loving Leon Washington, man.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

MrLogan posted:

Does the Saints scouting department not exist? This is a deep draft for corners, they could get one at 32 who isn't replacement level on a cheap, rookie contract...

People have been saying that Butler to the Saints is imminent for like two months now. I'd probably wait until it happens or at least until it's reported by someone other than the eminent barstool sports.

That said, yes, the Saints suck at scouting corners, much like all other defensive positions.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Isn't this just a Pardon My Take gag?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Argument for Brandon LaFell too.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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BlindSite posted:

Argument for Brandon LaFell too.

He's about the same, I suppose, not really better. hasn't regressed horribly like so many ex-patriots though

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Durandal1707 posted:

Yeah, I remember 2010 too.

loving Leon Washington, man.

I am triggered

AutomaticPrince
Jun 14, 2013
Not sure if the correct place to post this but Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison last night.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Local news just reported that Aaron Hernandez was found dead in his cell. Hung himself.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What the gently caress

Jesus, what a strange life

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

fsif posted:

What the gently caress :stare:

Yeah this was unexpected, didn't he just beat the double murder? Why now?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/854644017153404928

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Christ Almighty. Lots of that this week--the guy who shot up the Cascade Mall in WA killed himself too. Wonder why Hernandez chose this moment to do it. Maybe he was in a different location post trial and had the opportunity.

At least he won't hurt anybody ever again. May his victims rest in peace.

E. Is it kinda weird that I was listening to this when I heard the news https://youtu.be/GlJuTRoZre4

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Apr 19, 2017

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
The whole situation was just a massive tragedy and waste for everyone involved :(

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
He died doing what he loved, killing people

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

So do the Pats finally get comp picks for Hernandez now or what?

Edit:

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

:thurman:

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

Holy poo poo

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

:vince:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diqnol posted:

Well Hernandez stopped killing people after he left
He had one more in him.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

lol

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

cravius posted:

The whole situation was just a massive tragedy and waste for everyone involved :(

Hernandez was a psychopath so the situation was really a waste for everyone but him


AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

Hahahahahahahahabahahahahhahahhahaaha

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

https://youtu.be/Kw9_c2bfIwE

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

Lmao

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Is his girl single now or what?

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

Heh

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