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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

:five:

FizFashizzle posted:

Bucs are doing hard knocks.

:hellyeah:

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Patriots announce the signing of TE Baron Fernandez.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

go gators

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

waah posted:

So do the Pats finally get comp picks for Hernandez now or what?


Can't wait for the 2018 Boston Marathon so I can see a sign complaining about this

DeliciousMonster
Sep 2, 2007
I regret some things!
Hernandez couldn't endure being denied credit for his work.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

waah posted:

So do the Pats finally get comp picks for Hernandez now or what?

Not sure how the suicide plays into the grievance hearing, but it's only about ~4m cap space.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Sometimes the tree of liberty has to be watered with the blood of Patriots.

Thank you for doing your part today Aaron.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

FizFashizzle posted:

He had one more in him.

Fuckin' great posts.

edit:

Also, non-zero chance Aaron got suicided by the guards.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

waah posted:

So do the Pats finally get comp picks for Hernandez now or what?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Guy on espn said this is "definitely going to hang over the team and definitely hang over the day."

Lmao

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
has Tebow issued a response

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

Guy on espn said this is "definitely going to hang over the team and definitely hang over the day."

Lmao

:wow:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

can't help but feel like the New England patriots and Tim Brady specifically are responsible for the tragic fall of Aaron Hernandez

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
E: No that doesn't make sense

I know there are a lot of great jokes to be had here.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Should have been Brady that hung himself. Shame.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

milk milk lemonade posted:

Hernandez was a psychopath so the situation was really a waste for everyone but him


Hahahahahahahahabahahahahhahahhahaaha

Beep boop I'm a robot that's incapable of processing anything in a non binary way

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
In other NFL news, the New England Patriots are visiting the White House today.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Diva Cupcake posted:

Should have been Brady that hung himself. Shame.

You use the word "hanged" when it's a suicide

"Hung" is used for Super Bowl banners and Tom Brady's massive hog slapping your face

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

AsInHowe posted:

In other NFL news, the New England Patriots are visiting the White House today.

"Tom Brady visits Donald Trump in White House to celebrate Superbowl win."

I want to send this to my past self in 2000 so I can start bracing early.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

You use the word "hanged" when it's a suicide

"Hung" is used for Super Bowl banners and Tom Brady's massive hog slapping your face

When Brady dies his corpse will be hung from the stadium next to the championship banners.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Brady will be preserved like Eva Peron with all his trophies and used as the new Lombardi

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

When Brady dies his corpse will be hung from the stadium next to the championship banners.

This isn't even that far fetched, honestly.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Wooooooooooooow didn't expect to see that. That tweet said he was serving life for murder, but I thought he was acquitted on the murder counts?

TBeats posted:

Guy on espn said this is "definitely going to hang over the team and definitely hang over the day."

Lmao

Nice word choice ESPN guy

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

C-Euro posted:

Wooooooooooooow didn't expect to see that. That tweet said he was serving life for murder, but I thought he was acquitted on the murder counts?


These were separate murder charges, he had already been convicted and sentenced for another. Presumably with the option of parole, at least.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ehud posted:

go gators

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

TBeats posted:

When Brady dies his corpse will be hung from the stadium next to the championship banners.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Diva Cupcake posted:

Should have been Brady that hung himself. Shame.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Diqnol posted:

Well Hernandez stopped killing people after he left

INCORRECT

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Trump is definitely going to say something racist about Hernandez today.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

gently caress Hernandez

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I cannot wait for the picture of Brady, Trump, and Belichick doing his squinting into the sun sweet-cheeked smile

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


A true Boston patriot would throw him into the harbor

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Apr 19, 2017

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm sitting at the dealership waiting for them to replace my thermostat and espn is on.

Stop loving talking about hernandez. I don't care. Schefter is such a stupid piece of poo poo.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Ehud posted:

go gators

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

shirts and skins posted:

These were separate murder charges, he had already been convicted and sentenced for another. Presumably with the option of parole, at least.

He was in there for life

On August 22, 2013, Hernandez was indicted by a grand jury for the murder of Odin Lloyd, a semi-professional football player, in June 2013.[6]

On April 15, 2015, he was found guilty of first-degree murder in the Lloyd case, and sentenced to serve life in prison without the possibility of parole at the Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center.[7]

On May 15, 2014, Hernandez was indicted for the 2012 double homicide of Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado.[5]

On April 14, 2017, he was found not guilty of the double homicide, but continued serving a life sentence for the murder of Lloyd.[8]

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

:golfclap:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Life could've turned out worse for Hernandez. He could've been drafted by the Browns.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Whooping Crabs posted:

Life could've turned out worse for Hernandez. He could've been drafted by the Browns.

I don't know, he might have gotten into less trouble in Cleveland. Although he probably would have hung himself either way.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
It's probably because I literally just had someone I care about call me distraught to describe a vivid nightmare in which I died but I see no humor in this. Sad for his daughter. :(

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Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
You done hosed up a-aron

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