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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

always a good day when a Patriot chokes

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Holy poo poo lol some good stuff in here RIP you murderous piece of poo poo

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The NFLs All Prison Team suffers a major setback

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The end, no moral.

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

dang.

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They're gonna do an autopsy and find out he had mega-CTE.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/nepd_loyko/status/854678680496459776


free Hernandez

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

So how long do you think it will be before someone tells Hernandez's family to "Hang in there" and then recoil in horror over being a terrible socially awkward goon.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
How pissed would you be if you just had to sit on that jury.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/854680289276309505

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bip Roberts posted:

How pissed would you be if you just had to sit on that jury.

You got to listen to a guy with a shot out eye talk about how he didn't go to the cops because he wanted to kill Aaron himself, who himself was serving time for shooting people in another nightclub.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

AsInHowe posted:

He died doing what he loved, killing people

Late but POTY

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The man was innocent and was about to beat his 3rd murder charge. The NFL had already crucefied him and couldnt let that happen cause he would of came back and sued them into oblivion. RIP aaron :(

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:

Also, non-zero chance Aaron got suicided by the guards.

https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/854679406199136256

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Too bad he didn't kill himself sooner.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Wrong football aaron killed himself

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The prison guards probably killed Aaron, of this I have no doubt.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


smoke sumthin bitch posted:

The man was innocent and was about to beat his 3rd murder charge. The NFL had already crucefied him and couldnt let that happen cause he would of came back and sued them into oblivion. RIP aaron :(

Are you suggesting that the NFL hanged a false flag?

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Blitz7x posted:

The NFLs All Prison Team suffers a major setback

The Longest Yard of Bed Sheet

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

free Hernandez

Of course he's free, it's passed his expiration date.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Hangin' round the cellblock by myself and I've so much time to sit and think about myself

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Will they still investigate the other 3 shootings he was a suspect in?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Chichevache posted:

Of course he's free, it's passed his expiration date.

He served the entirety of his sentence

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/854689420590690305

lol

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



And I'm the queen of France! :sparkles:

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

People who kill themselves do this all the time.


Kalli posted:


They're gonna do an autopsy and find out he had mega-CTE.

Wonder if all the angel dust he smoked would have a similar affect on his brain.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

milk milk lemonade posted:

People who kill themselves do this all the time.


Wonder if all the angel dust he smoked would have a similar affect on his brain.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/854691110161195009

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Tom Brady is going to find whoever botched the fake suicide that Kraft paid for and cut off all of their fingers and toes.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Brady bailing on Trump - at the last possible second, no less! - for "family matters" is so funny I don't even :laffo:

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

So can we get a Pete Carroll conspiracy out of this?

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Clearly he faked his death to be smuggled out of prison

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001

cravius posted:

Clearly he faked his death to be smuggled out of prison

He watched the Goonies too many times

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sean10mm posted:

Brady bailing on Trump - at the last possible second, no less! - for "family matters" is so funny I don't even :laffo:

It's real good.

Kraft and the half dozen roster bubble players most scared of losing their jobs are going to have a grand ol' time today.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Kalli posted:

The end, no moral.


dang.

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They're gonna do an autopsy and find out he had mega-CTE.

They're gonna do an autopsy and find a new tattoo of his cell bed.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
My main man Incarcerated Bob thinks this was 'jailhouse justice' and maybe the other inmates killed him and made it look like a suicide, happens all the time in Rikers my dudes.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Wonder if he at least got his 20 Mcdonald's chicken mcnuggets before he offed himself

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I just love the combination of stilted formality (:geno: "Thank you to the President for hosting this honorary celebration") and pure loving doofus (:haw: "Have a great day!")

(Brady looks at ghostwritten official statement)

"Great job, babe, really good work there. I just think it needs a personal touch at the end...and exclamation point! Yeah, that's it."

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


5 RING SHRIMP posted:

I cannot wait for the picture of Brady, Trump, and Belichick doing his squinting into the sun sweet-cheeked smile



Ehud finally got the last laugh on Shrimp :unsmith:

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ahahaha brady bailing on trump is the best

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Donald Trump is going to be especially salty today lol

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Second best is twitter convinced Gisele is gonna have a "contract holdout" if Brady goes to the White House and is chummy with Trump

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

This isn't the first time Brady has skipped the Whitehouse visit either. Dude thinks he's more important than the President :colbert:

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