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Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

If this is real, and he did it himself, then what is the purpose of it?

Does he truly think that other people will see it and not laugh? Does he think it makes him badass? Deep? A tortured sensitive soul?

Who is he showing it to? Where is he posting it? What was he thinking when he posed three times with three equally ludicrous facial expressions?

I know he is a teenager, and we all did stupid poo poo we thought was cool when we were young. So we can hope the best case scenario is that he will look back on this picture in 5-10 years and be embarrassed/laugh at himself.

But what if it isn't? What if this is how he wants to be seen?

Because it's bad rear end.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 09:45

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# ? May 10, 2024 09:27

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png :nws:

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:07

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

I'm looking at this on my phone and with the sun hitting the screen all I can make out is shapeless bulbous flesh. I dunno if this is a blessing or a curse.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:17

jizzy sillage: Aug 13, 2006

Praise the Sun.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:22

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

jizzy sillage posted:

Praise the Sun.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:32

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

I think they're praising the moon in that image

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:46

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

I think everyone in that picture knows that God has forsaken them and prayer is futile

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:50

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

The caption in the foreground of that image is rather fitting.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:53

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

jizzy sillage posted:

Praise the Sun.

My my...

# ? Apr 19, 2017 13:02

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Post Your Favorite Awkward, Ugly or Gross Incandescence

# ? Apr 19, 2017 13:22

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Aug: thank god for screen glare

# ? Apr 19, 2017 13:38

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

The Spice must flow.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 14:54

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I love how the person on the right is so fat and in a position where you can't really make any specific body parts out. I think I can see testicles, but it might just be more FUPA.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 15:14

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

"Its afraid.... ITS AFRAID!!!"

# ? Apr 19, 2017 15:16

Armilla: Jun 17, 2005; London calling

W...what is that man doing to that Elcor?

# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:40

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

TLC.jpg

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:19

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

blarzgh posted:

"Its afraid.... ITS AFRAID!!!"

Hahaha

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

The Snoo posted:

this made me physically uncomfortable and I really mean that

Well then find a private place and readjust your erection so that your pants are no longer bending it in half.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:23

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

blarzgh posted:

"Its afraid.... ITS AFRAID!!!"

Lol, well now I want to know more.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:19

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

jizzy sillage posted:

Praise the Sun.

You're good people jizzy sillage.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:36

jizzy sillage: Aug 13, 2006

# ? Apr 19, 2017 21:34

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:05

swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

If i had grown the world's biggest potato i would take good care of it too

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:18

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Coincidentally he decided to do that while on atrip to Pompeii.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:13

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Scholtz posted:

Coincidentally he decided to do that while on atrip to Pompeii.

I had to look back in the thread to make sure I wasn't going crazy with deja vu.

chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 12:35 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:23

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

chitoryu12 posted:

I had to look back in the thread to make sure I wasn't going crazy with deja vue.

Ywah, same here... What the hell?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:07

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

AUG for the AUG god

# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:16

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wizard Master posted:

http://i.imgur.com/SkJ0ROM.png

http://i.imgur.com/jnsFslb.gif :nws:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:58

Watrick: Mar 15, 2007; C:enter:###

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I thought it was Diane Venora looking at the first picture.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:36

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jnsFslb.gif

thank you

# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:14

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

[John Philip Sousa starts playing]

# ? Apr 20, 2017 09:03

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

chitoryu12 posted:

I had to look back in the thread to make sure I wasn't going crazy with deja vu.

I had a small panic-attack, thinking someone had given me a new name and avatar without me knowing why.

Like...even the same "atrip" that I wrote and was too lazy to fix.

Oh. Now I get it. Well played sir!

BigglesSWE has a new favorite as of 13:31 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:28

Ball Tazeman: Feb 2, 2010

Ball Tazeman has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Apr 22, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:53

walrusman: Aug 4, 2006

Pick posted:

It's an entire prosthetic upper face.

This is...just terrible. How did this make it out of the R&D phase?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:05

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

And finally:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Ularg posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:45

Hedrigall: Mar 27, 2008; by vyelkin

hoo boy, image number 8.... :T

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:01

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Ularg posted:

3

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:14

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

"Girls are SLUTS that's why they won't gently caress me" :smug:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 07:03

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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Why would you blackout Grant J Kidney's name, everyone on twitter knows who that nazi dipshit is

# ? Apr 21, 2017 07:05

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