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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


reminder the founder of reddit is her husband lol

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

yeesssssss. devour your own. turn upon each other and kill for our amusement :kheldragar:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Goodnight, sweet pinhead

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Day 89

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Karl Barks posted:

reminder the founder of reddit is her husband lol

isn't he dead?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




do not, my friends, become addicted to mattering. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

zegermans posted:

gently caress it conspiracy theories win elections if you do it right

gently caress the truth, the only thing that matters is defeating the fascists.

you've stared too long into the abyss, friend.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

VectorSigma posted:

i interviewed for a telecom provider who shall remain nameless, and they asked me what new technology i've used recently and i told them that there really hasn't been anything particularly new because for the most part it's all been evolutions instead of revolutions and the new stuff is just gimmicks and they looked at me funny

I'll never break into actual tech because they expect you to drink their koolaid if you work for them and thats a bit too much to ask for an office job

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!

Oiled and Ready posted:

You got in because of money, not because of whatever color you are (or aren't)

Working as intended, and not racist. Blame the Dutch, British, or Portugeuse if you need a guilty party for why dark skin and lack of money to emigrate have some correlation, but don't blame me for wanting to join most of the rest of the world in merit-based immigration policies.

I want my government to do what's best for citizens, above all else. Individuals and societal groups are free to help non-citizens as much as they like.

you're a garbage person and a failure at life

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/854685194519019520

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Karl Barks posted:

reminder the founder of reddit is her husband lol

she won a major while pregnant

owns

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Potato Salad posted:

stop bringing speculation back down to earth :smith:

It's okay Tom accepted it and continued to raise them as his own

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Fox News: Where we don't want a sexual harasser in our primetime slot but we're absolutely ecstatic to have one as president. Also we run old people, top to bottom. gently caress you America.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Vertical Lime posted:

she won a major while pregnant

owns

Oh yeah that owns hard then

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Karl Barks posted:

how do you gently caress up a sucker punch this bad

he like... tripped on his own punch

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

zegermans posted:

No John Hinkley jokes, or his joke choice of a caliber.

I more meant the other alternative was that we wouldn't survive it a second time, but don't worry, I'm sure Jodie Foster is plenty impressed as it is.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Coolguye posted:

yeah what they were looking for was a near obsessive preoccupation with edison's line of thought that he summed up with "as i look around my workshop, i am ashamed at all the work being done by human hands. henceforth, all work should be done by a machine, with no sense of fatigue or sickness."

so recommending a spice cabinet that could freshly grind, chop, mix, and dispense spices as you requested from your phone would have gotten their attention, despite the fact that such a thing is going to be hilariously impractical and expensive for years. the practicality is not the point, initially - the point is having the imagination to think of weird poo poo in the first place.

this is where everyone quotes this post and simply replies 'lmao' because this is seriously how they think.

lmao this owns

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Fullhouse posted:

fun story: I interviewed for an internship at Verizon when I was still in school and one of the questions they asked me was "in your hobby (I told them I liked cooking and baking) what use can you envision for internet-connected devices and appliances" and the only thing I imagined any practical use for was an oven you could start remotely so you could preheat it before you left work or whatever. they kind of shamed me for not being an Innovator and I did not get that internship

if I'd only proposed a wifi juicer I could have got that internship and also billions of dollars in seed funding and public valuation

lol it had nothing to do with that, they'd already decided you weren't getting the job and were mining you for ideas to steal

seen this trick done several times

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
bill o is gone

jason chaffetz will be gone

and nintendo is releasing an snes mini



2017 owns

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


It's insanely awesome how the Republicans are just cartoon supervillains.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Reddit's cofounder is her fiance.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

spice time is in 10 minutes

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

silvergoose posted:

lmao this owns

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/746803108949409793

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vertical Lime posted:

spice time is in 10 minutes

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy :neckbeard:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Trump (90): falafel?

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Gringostar posted:

bill o is gone

jason chaffetz will be gone

and nintendo is releasing an snes mini



2017 owns

cant wait to buy three dozen snes minis

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!

seems like a pretty good change?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Only Trump bombing Pyongyang would be bigger than the SNES mini

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Augus posted:

It's insanely awesome how the Republicans are just cartoon supervillains.

it's why they're so up in arms about unmasking

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fullhouse posted:

fun story: I interviewed for an internship at Verizon when I was still in school and one of the questions they asked me was "in your hobby (I told them I liked cooking and baking) what use can you envision for internet-connected devices and appliances" and the only thing I imagined any practical use for was an oven you could start remotely so you could preheat it before you left work or whatever. they kind of shamed me for not being an Innovator and I did not get that internship

if I'd only proposed a wifi juicer I could have got that internship and also billions of dollars in seed funding and public valuation

two words:

fleshlight mmo

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Gringostar posted:

bill o is gone

jason chaffetz will be gone

and nintendo is releasing an snes mini



2017 owns

Duke lost in the 2nd round of the NCAA tournament

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
been a while since i watched this but it's surprisingly perfect for today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HyZ5aW76c

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Coolguye posted:

you've stared too long into the abyss, friend.

me right now

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Gringostar posted:

bill o is gone

jason chaffetz will be gone

and nintendo is releasing an snes mini



2017 owns

The price for the first six months will be paid in the last six

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

brugroffil posted:

seems like a pretty good change?

it's incredible to me how conservative memes keep putting out stuff that makes literally everybody but them go "yeah that is pretty good :)"

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