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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Epic High Five posted:

I've watched that video probably 20 times now and still cannot comprehend how he hosed up that sucker punch so badly

I think his problem is he was trying to be sneaky and not look at what he was going to punch before he punched it.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

oh this should end well

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
That has to be staged.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


but man, wow, I can't believe the southern democrats were racist. it's almost like the south has always been racist or something.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



VectorSigma posted:

it's so good



lmao khakis and brown shoes, this guy is a dork

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Turdfuzz posted:

can u slow it down??

No, he's an accelerationist.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

I've watched that video probably 20 times now and still cannot comprehend how he hosed up that sucker punch so badly

the other guy luckily stepped towards him at a 45, he didnt even know but it saved him because he had kept moving instead of staying in front of the fascist to square him up so the fascist probably thought he was going to be there at that spot squaring up.

when people do that squaring up bullshit, they tense up and its easy to knock them the gently caress out. Guy was still walking and limber so he has no idea that little magic fu trick saved him and the motion made the fascist confused and misjudged his gap horribly

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GobiasIndustries posted:

That loving idiot, you don't jump when trying to throw a punch

that's not even a punch that's like a pro wrestling forearm or something

like I don't even think the guy gets hit he just kind of turns his head away to avoid it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



GobiasIndustries posted:

That loving idiot, you don't jump when trying to throw a punch

the wrestlers all do it!!!

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
I can't wait for Alex Jones' testimony to round out this great day

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

VectorSigma posted:

it's so good



"my flailing elbow technique will crush all foes"

*eats pavement*

"my only weakness.... myself!"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
weed quan style

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

VectorSigma posted:

it's so good


the Antifa guy is actually one of those magic martial artists who is so fast you don't even see him punch the other guy

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Chokes McGee posted:

oh this should end well

i wonder how bad you would be murdered if you showed up to a place with fash and antifa demonstrating against each other and just calmly walked between the lines with coolers of drinks for anyone who wanted them

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

the other guy luckily stepped towards him at a 45, he didnt even know but it saved him because he had kept moving instead of staying in front of the fascist to square him up so the fascist probably thought he was going to be there at that spot squaring up.

when people do that squaring up bullshit, they tense up and its easy to knock them the gently caress out. Guy was still walking and limber so he has no idea that little magic fu trick saved him and the motion made the fascist confused and misjudged his gap horribly

wing chun owns you use a wedge to beat a straight line lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
you could say that the fascist was very linear

and the antifa was very circular~

Chokes McGee posted:

wing chun owns you use a wedge to beat a straight line lol

it does but the kicker is wing chun can go at a 45 left or right too

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Gustafsson gave up UFC for this??

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
alt-right-hook

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

like I don't even think the guy gets hit he just kind of turns his head away to avoid it

nah he got hit and his head just kinda got pushed to the side (along its natural axis) a bit
it's a very weak blow

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Chokes McGee posted:

that's not even a punch that's like a pro wrestling forearm or something

like I don't even think the guy gets hit he just kind of turns his head away to avoid it

He definitely catches a little bit of that elbow on the side of his head. If your adrenaline is rushing, that's not going to slow you down, though.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

the Antifa guy is actually one of those magic martial artists who is so fast you don't even see him punch the other guy

goku?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Turdfuzz posted:

can u slow it down??

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Angrymantium posted:

Wait how is Chaffetz getting chased out now?

chaffetz isn't getting chased out of poo poo that man has half a billion dollars

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MacheteZombie posted:

"my flailing elbow technique will crush all foes"

*eats pavement*

*begins to do The Worm*

*crowd goes absolutely loving CRAZY*

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

VectorSigma posted:

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast



"Kevin Owens owns a fascist"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Coolguye posted:

i wonder how bad you would be murdered if you showed up to a place with fash and antifa demonstrating against each other and just calmly walked between the lines with coolers of drinks for anyone who wanted them

The antifa would probably refuse to acknowledge your presence but the fash would most likely kill you

so don't do that, probably

Gravy Jones posted:

alt-right-hook

so much for the tolerant overhead left

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Where's the emphasis on antifa when saying it

Is it ANteefa

Or anTEEfa

Or anTIHfa

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast



beautiful

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MacheteZombie posted:

"Kevin Owens owns a fascist"

:wth:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Wall Is Life posted:

I'm pretty sure an illegal immigrant was invited to the state of the union. He should have been arrested and deported on the spot according to the laws of this country.

And a proud, admitted rapist is the POTUS and the person stating all this most recently perjured himself in front of God and Congress

Laws are subservient to ideology now and always have been. I'm not going to stand against the laboring class because I'm told to by Hufflepuff Jackoff Sessions. Immigrants aren't stealing our jobs, we're gonna find that out in a few months when nobody does the jobs they were doing and food prices skyrocket lmao

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

VectorSigma posted:

it's so good



I don't understand this maneuver and why it went wrong.

VectorSigma posted:

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast



I'm still puzzled.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

antifa guy did get cut by that elbow, there's a pic of him getting arrested and he's bleeding from that side of his face

nazi guy also got arrested

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

you could say that the fascist was very linear

and the antifa was very circular~


it does but the kicker is wing chun can go at a 45 left or right too

if he wasnt circular before he is now that hes a pancake

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


So how long until Richard Spencer and his other fasc friends find out about stand your ground laws? They absolutely would shoot to kill.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Scottie 2 Hottie really changed up his style

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

VectorSigma posted:

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast



ya the fascist couldnt even knock him out like that, he's not even planting his right back leg to deliver the force needed

sad~

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

silvergoose posted:

Where's the emphasis on antifa when saying it

Is it ANteefa

Or anTEEfa

Or anTIHfa

I always antihFAH myself but I am not cool and hip so

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

silvergoose posted:

Where's the emphasis on antifa when saying it

Is it ANteefa

Or anTEEfa

Or anTIHfa

AUNTIE FUH

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

you could say that the fascist was very linear

and the antifa was very circular~


it does but the kicker is wing chun can go at a 45 left or right too

when they go straight we go wedge

when they go wedge we go circle

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VectorSigma posted:

oh yeah, it did come out a little fast



"Okay class, today I'm going to teach you the ultimate way to win a fight. Step 1 you've gotta go for a suckerpunch, no honor in battle! Step 2 you've gotta jump into it, obviously. Step 3 make sure you just graze him, if that, as you fall face first to the ground. This gets him super seriously mad at the same time that you're going prone. Step 4, scuttle!"

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