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does alien pussy count as breaking your vows of celibacy?
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Apr 19, 2017 11:38
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a bone to pick posted:people keep telling me the star wars tv shows are good and every time I try to watch them they're loving horrible. Mostly trash. Any episode with Anakin is endlesssssss trash. The Ken Obi ones are alright but they pull their punches since they didn't want to go "Too Far" so he doesn't get to gently caress a Queen. The best and good episode don't have Jedi or the force or are Clone trooper focused. Instead of following the awful unchangeable two, they should have told stories of normal people and the troopers. I mean, how many times are you going to drop Count Dooku escaping once again while screaming those meddling Jedi? Rebels has the same issues and they just couldn't stay away from having a Jedi on the team or a force sensitive kid for him to train. Again the good episodes don't focus on the team. So don't watch them ore find the good episode and watch them. You will miss nothing skipping the "Arc" episodes.
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Apr 19, 2017 11:58
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hemale in pain posted:does alien pussy count as breaking your vows of celibacy? I'm sure there's an entire galaxy of exotic alien genitalia out there
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Apr 19, 2017 12:18
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Trunko posted:The prequels should have taken place 100 years in the past and been an entirely new story unrelated to the originals. Maybe put in little tiny hints that let us imagine how the jedis order would eventually mutate into the empire or something. Hbomberguy has the only defence of the Prequels I have ever considered worthy, which is that it's a story about a civilisation run by sexless weirdos who train with buckets on their head, then their society collapses due to their ineptitude. Doesn't make the prequels good, but it makes them a lot funnier when put in that light.
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Apr 19, 2017 12:31
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Trunko posted:From the teaser trailer it looks like the next starwars movie is going to be mostly about napping So it will resonate well with the audiences, hahaha
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Apr 19, 2017 12:45
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Imagine being a Jedi and never touching a boob or sucking a good dick hmm hmmmmmm would it be ok to bang a robot though? Would that work? They're just objects after all
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Apr 19, 2017 12:52
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Zzulu posted:Imagine being a Jedi and never touching a boob or sucking a good dick like Catholic priests, the oath of celibacy mostly just means they gently caress each other
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Apr 19, 2017 13:08
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hemale in pain posted:does alien pussy count as breaking your vows of celibacy? They all are from the galaxy far far away. Everyone is an alien.
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Apr 19, 2017 13:10
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FuturePastNow posted:like Catholic priests, the oath of celibacy mostly just means they gently caress each other Or younglings, I guess.
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Apr 19, 2017 15:40
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SpacePig posted:Or younglings, I guess. I didn't want to say it
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Apr 19, 2017 17:00
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Zzulu posted:Imagine being a Jedi and never touching a boob or sucking a good dick So basically a goon but with telekinesis.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:09
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Summon the cumbots, it's time for our mystic jedi Stress Relief Sessions
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Apr 19, 2017 17:29
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I kinda look forward to the newest telltale game because they are so laughably written and the illusion that the player's choice matters is kinda interesting by how they've duped people.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:30
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Can I just pretend the prequels do not exist.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:31
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Zzulu posted:Like, maybe Jason Statham hunting dangerous fairies with a shotgun or something? I wanna see this movie. Zzulu posted:would it be ok to bang a robot though? Would that work? They're just objects after all http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/BD-3000_luxury_droid/Legends
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Apr 19, 2017 17:34
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Zzulu posted:Summon the cumbots, it's time for our mystic jedi Stress Relief Sessions Just wait until Kit Fisto shows up. I am ashamed I know that name but it does stick in one's head. He was the tentacle head dude who got owned by palpy when they went to arrest him
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Apr 19, 2017 17:40
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They should do a Cops style show but with Storm Troopers. You get a lot of exposure to the universe, you can explore a lot of things that you wouldn't otherwise see and you get to have new characters every time without having to adhere to some overreaching plot. Or a propaganda documentary interviewing a bunch of people kinda like the Starship Troopers interludes.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:41
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KakerMix posted:They should do a Cops style show but with Storm Troopers. Boy have I got news for you.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:41
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i skip 400 star wars posts to see more star wars posts then skip 200 more star wars posts to find more star wars posts. Am i some kind of aberrant nerd that loving hates star wars or something?
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Apr 19, 2017 17:42
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This is the real reason why Palpatine wanted Anakin to kill all younglings. He was covering up an abuse scandal. Also, how many Jedi were there? There were only, like, 20 younglings and, I guess, this was the only place where they trained them. So if they had 10 grades of Jedi school with 20 padowans in them, it's only 200 new Jedi every 10 years. So there were probably from ten to twenty thousand of them in the whole galaxy. According to different conspiracy theories, there are more Illuminati on our planet than this. In comparison, there are 410,000 Catholic priests for roughly one billion of Catholics. So is it really that unbelievable that people on different planets didn't know much about the Jedi or weren't even sure they existed?
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Apr 19, 2017 17:42
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Jose Oquendo posted:Boy have I got news for you. What's the news bub?
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Apr 19, 2017 17:43
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Zzulu posted:Summon the cumbots Somebody leaked my new album title
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Apr 19, 2017 17:46
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Paladinus posted:This is the real reason why Palpatine wanted Anakin to kill all younglings. He was covering up an abuse scandal. the answer to your question is that george lucas is a fat loving retard that got lucky with a collaborative process making the original movies which were helped vastly by editing, so when he gets to be Star Wars Dictator 25 years later after getting rich by taking 100% of all the credit for the original trilogy he comes up with terrible retarded ideas that make no sense in "his" established universe which leads to conflicts in logic like this.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:47
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Lando: Han my friend! Allow me to introduce you to Kit Fisto. Like you or I, he is really into jizz. He can't get enough of it.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:51
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Zmej posted:I kinda look forward to the newest telltale game because they are so laughably written and the illusion that the player's choice matters is kinda interesting by how they've duped people. Yeah, they are loving terrible. They make tons of money for the same reason bad movies can make tons of money. Idiots like them.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:51
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Space Crabs posted:the answer to your question is that george lucas is a fat loving retard that got lucky with a collaborative process making the original movies which were helped vastly by editing, so when he gets to be Star Wars Dictator 25 years later after getting rich by taking 100% of all the credit for the original trilogy he comes up with terrible retarded ideas that make no sense in "his" established universe which leads to conflicts in logic like this. Lol. I've googled it, and apparently, there were ~10,000 Jedi before Order 66, and the population of known space in Star Wars is approximately 100 quadrillion sentients according to 'the Essential Atlas guide', whatever that is.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:52
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KakerMix posted:What's the news bub? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDiQXhYIKY This was a really old fan film and at that point the most well produced one. It's pretty funny. The guy who made it went on to write some funny Star Wars comics for Dark Horse. No idea what he's up to now.
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Apr 19, 2017 17:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKMEDIEcBQ
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Apr 19, 2017 17:53
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parallelodad posted:Lando: Han my friend! Allow me to introduce you to Kit Fisto. Like you or I, he is really into jizz. He can't get enough of it. Imagining this in the exaggerated voice Billy Dee did in the Lego movie and cracking up
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Apr 19, 2017 17:59
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Paladinus posted:Lol. I've googled it, and apparently, there were ~10,000 Jedi before Order 66, and the population of known space in Star Wars is approximately 100 quadrillion sentients according to 'the Essential Atlas guide', whatever that is. They were the bodyguards for the galactic senate. It would be like people forgetting the secret service existed after 10 years.
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Apr 19, 2017 18:09
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ITS A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN STAR WARS SUCKS STAR WARS SU
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Apr 19, 2017 18:21
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Yug posted:ITS A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN STAR WARS SUCKS STAR WARS SU How beta do you have to be to be afraid of femanisim
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Apr 19, 2017 18:26
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KakerMix posted:How beta do you have to be to be afraid of femanisim What the gently caress are you talking about? What's "femanisim"??
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Apr 19, 2017 18:35
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its about equal pay for fema employees but with extra letters in it
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Apr 19, 2017 19:40
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MikeCrotch posted:Hbomberguy has the only defence of the Prequels I have ever considered worthy, which is that it's a story about a civilisation run by sexless weirdos who train with buckets on their head, then their society collapses due to their ineptitude. I prefer the Backstroke of the West version of events, where Allah Gold is trying to stop the corrupt Hopeless Situation Warriors of the Presbyterian Church from ruining the galaxy.
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Apr 19, 2017 19:52
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quote:According to the original Star Wars screenplay, “Jedi” is plural. The singular form is “Jed.”
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Apr 19, 2017 19:56
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priznat posted:Just wait until Kit Fisto shows up. Lol at how he had 5 minutes of on-screen time between the prequels, but if you ask a star wars legends nerd they'll tell you fisto's whole back story and how much if a badass he apparently is.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:05
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Yug posted:I thought Mike liked TNG best since he's so in love with Picard. Picard is the best Captain but DS9 is the epitome of Star Trek.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:36
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Paladinus posted:Lol. I've googled it, and apparently, there were ~10,000 Jedi before Order 66, and the population of known space in Star Wars is approximately 100 quadrillion sentients according to 'the Essential Atlas guide', whatever that is. 100 quadrillion sure is a bunch. It's no wonder all the characters never seem to know anything about recent history and politics. There would be just so much poo poo going on.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:54
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JB50 posted:They were the bodyguards for the galactic senate. It would be like people forgetting the secret service existed after 10 years. Except what is this senate? Maybe it used to be like EU parliament or UN, so most people just didn't care what was going on there, until the whole Empire thing. The senate was also just several thousand people, mind. E: Another Nerd Crew/real-life shills montage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Jn0ZihMgw Paladinus fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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Apr 19, 2017 21:14
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