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I got a new product to pitch I call it the MR Edible It'll be the Keurig of MRE's Paypal me the money guys, i'm ready lets do this
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Migishu posted:So, other than the fact that you have to buy a $400 machine before you can get the packets, what's stopping you from just cutting the tip of the pouch to get faster flow of juice coming out of the pack? you still need to squeeze the pack or else it'll come out in lumps
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Apr 19, 2017 19:53
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BUT I LIKE THE LUMPS
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hifi posted:i dont know if its american only but we've got this deep seated fear of throwing away food. like half a cabbage is what, 50 cents but it feels worse throwing away than getting a flat of those tiny water bottles more cities need a composting program
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Silver Alicorn posted:more cities need a composting program
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the last time I paid $400 to have my sack squeezed I definitely wasn't going to drink that juice
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Apr 19, 2017 21:51
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fishmech posted:you still need to squeeze the pack or else it'll come out in lumps so basically like old-timey margarine bags where you'd have to break a dye packet and massage it through the stuff because it was illegal to sell yellow margarine
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Trig Discipline posted:the last time I paid $400 to have my sack squeezed I definitely wasn't going to drink that juice quick, somebody kickstart "scrotero"
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Migishu posted:I got a new product to pitch All MRE's will be replaced with nutrient paste my friend.
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Apr 19, 2017 21:55
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duTrieux. posted:so basically like old-timey margarine bags where you'd have to break a dye packet and massage it through the stuff because it was illegal to sell yellow margarine what where can you get that I want binary margarine
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Apr 19, 2017 22:31
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duTrieux. posted:so basically like old-timey margarine bags where you'd have to break a dye packet and massage it through the stuff because it was illegal to sell yellow margarine eh its more that the gimmick with "cold pressed" is that you chop the fruit and veg up really small first, then squeeze it. their juice packs are the bits all pre-chopped so you get the Real Cold Pressed Benefits (which is fuckin nothing) oh and since part of the point of "cold pressed" is that none of the fruit or veg was cooked or pasteurized or whatever in any way before being pressed for juice, the packets are going to be dangerously likely to have rotten/fermented contents if you don't use them shortly after you get them. so disruptive!!!
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Apr 19, 2017 22:46
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duTrieux. posted:so basically like old-timey margarine bags where you'd have to break a dye packet and massage it through the stuff because it was illegal to sell yellow margarine wut
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Apr 19, 2017 22:51
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Dairy industry.
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graph posted:wut http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2014/08/13/the-butter-wars-when-margarine-was-pink/
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Apr 19, 2017 22:58
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fishmech posted:eh its more that the gimmick with "cold pressed" is that you chop the fruit and veg up really small first, then squeeze it. their juice packs are the bits all pre-chopped so you get the Real Cold Pressed Benefits (which is fuckin nothing) Mom's Giant Juicer that i have also does everything cold. it's got two huge interlocking screw augers inside that just crush the poo poo out of whatever you put inside
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if you put a buttercup under your chin it turns pink if u like margarine
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fishmech are you that old?
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Sagebrush posted:what graph posted:wut the history of margarine is goddamn crazy. poo poo went all the way up to the supreme court here's a podcast on it that also touches on interstate margarine smuggling rings http://www.missedinhistory.com/podcasts/butter-v-margarine.htm
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dehumanize yourself and face to margarine
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it's insane in so many ways. Why would you not want butter?
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JawnV6 posted:if you put a buttercup under your chin it turns pink if u like margarine hold a séance under your chin to find out if u like ghosts
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Boiled Water posted:it's insane in so many ways. Why would you not want butter? in short, cost and shelf-stability
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duTrieux. posted:in short, cost and shelf-stability by the time margarine became very popular in the American suburbs freezers were commonplace and butter freezes fine cost i guess is true but I haven't had margarine in my fridge in eons
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minivanmegafun posted:by the time margarine became very popular in the American suburbs freezers were commonplace and butter freezes fine i exclusively buy margarine because i very rarely use butter/margarine for anything and it's so much cheaper
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mr chi city talking about i cant believe its not butter in the spray container
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fishmech posted:http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2014/08/13/the-butter-wars-when-margarine-was-pink/ duTrieux. posted:the history of margarine is goddamn crazy. poo poo went all the way up to the supreme court this is fascinating thank you
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hifi posted:butter doesnt spread warm it up, really it's p safe to leave out when it's less than 70°F ambient
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hifi posted:butter doesnt spread look at this goddamn heathen who keeps his butter icey cold like his beer  keep your butter on the counter like a european
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anthonypants posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze equally problematic: - customers find a way to use inkjet cartridges without buying an inkjet printer - customers learn to shave with razor blades without buying the razor handle
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quote:Kippy Williams, owner of Kippy’s Organic Non-Dairy Ice Cream Shop in Los Angeles and Toyko, said she purchased her Juicero late last year for $1,200. (Juicero charges businesses a premium, she said.) Williams, a self-proclaimed health-food evangelist, said she’d like to see the company sell packs by themselves to people who can’t afford the device. “It would be great if they offered people the opportunity to buy the packs and press them by hand,” she said. “I want juice for every man, woman and child.” I guess it makes sense that the target demographic of this device are people who don't know that you can buy bottles of juice, or even just buy the fruit and juice it with techniques that humans have known for centuries
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BattleMaster posted:I guess it makes sense that the target demographic of this device are people who don't know that you can buy bottles of juice, or even just buy the fruit and juice it with techniques that humans have known for centuries well duh, anyone can do it by hand - just go the juice stand and pull out your wallet this saves you that step!!
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if I went to a fresh organic juice store and they gave me the keurig equivalent of juice I'd walk right the gently caress out like this is something that smoothie places can do wtf
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:equally problematic: nah this is a huge problem for them because nearly all of their marketing strategy to justify the absurd pricing is based around claiming that everything is based around the machine doing magic things with four tons of force!!! to make ultra-fresh juice right at the instant you press the button. the fact that the juice can actually be squeezed out like a ketchup packet kind of ruins that illusion.
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Shifty Pony posted:nah this is a huge problem for them because nearly all of their marketing strategy to justify the absurd pricing is based around claiming that everything is based around the machine doing magic things with four tons of force!!! to make ultra-fresh juice right at the instant you press the button. but you can't buy the packs of chopped up fruit and veg unless you already have the machine registered to your account, so it doesnt really matter.
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Sniep posted:well duh, anyone can do it by hand - just go the juice stand and pull out your wallet that's pretty much it though? im a super-important Startup guy, i don't have TIME to go to a juice stand, much less wait in a LINE! i'll just ask the office admin to set up this delivery service so i can juice up at midnight on xmas when im thinking about scaling
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fishmech posted:but you can't buy the packs of chopped up fruit and veg unless you already have the machine registered to your account, so it doesnt really matter. business idea: buy a juicero, bulk order pouches, resell for profit
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FrozenVent posted:business idea: buy a juicero, bulk order pouches, resell for profit the pouches go bad in a short amount of time since part of the gimmick is to have no preservatives. its why they initally only shipped packs to 3 states and now to only 17 - spending too long in transit means they start going bad
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fishmech posted:the pouches go bad in a short amount of time since part of the gimmick is to have no preservatives. its why they initally only shipped packs to 3 states and now to only 17 - spending too long in transit means they start going bad that doesn't sound sustainable at all
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