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WhyteRyce posted:off-topic but SAS loves juices, apparently that $700 juicer that Kobe Bryant invested in is only marginally better than just squeezing the proprietary bag out yourself by hand. Try not to go broke in retirement Kobe NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YES YOU CAN SQUEEZE THE STUFF OUT WITH YOUR HANDS BUT YOURE HANDS CANNOT READ THE QR CODE ON THE BACK OF THE PACKAGE THAT LETS YOU KNOW WHEN THE STUFF EXPIRES BECAUSE PRINTING REGULAR NUMBERS ON PLASTIC AND THEN READING THEM IS HARD OKAY!!!
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Lockback posted:Yeah, Thon Maker is legit. I don't care if he's 35 That was basically John Hammonds comments after the draft which made the fan base poo poo itself. Not anymore.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:07
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Metapod posted:To lose first round yeah 
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Crazy Ted posted:I read that story this morning and I'll be damned if it won't end up the most unintentionally funny thing I'll read all year I wonder if I can just use my QR code reader from my phone on it.
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Crazy Ted posted:I read that story this morning and I'll be damned if it won't end up the most unintentionally funny thing I'll read all year They actually have a normal expiration date printed on it too which is even more funny
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Apr 19, 2017 20:08
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zoux posted:Congrats to Silicon Valley for accidentally reinventing V8 juice.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:09
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Do you need to squeeze? Could you get a straw and drink it like a Capri Sun?
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Someone should start a company that claims to do magic German blood spinning with just a drop of blood because Kobe would invest a zillion dollars
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The worst part about that juicer is ho much packaging must be involved for everything.
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Time posted:They actually have a normal expiration date printed on it too which is even more funny But it's wireless-enabled, don't you see?!? A juice squeezer that connects to the Internet! We are officially in the 21st century! Dexo posted:Do you need to squeeze?
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Apr 19, 2017 20:12
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Crazy Ted posted:Kind of like how Soylent is basically SlimFast with different packaging and SILICONE VALLEY!!! marketing I love the Soylent audience that thinks chewing food takes too much time and would rather drink a gross drink instead of have a meal.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:11
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Spacebump posted:I love the Soylent audience that thinks chewing food takes too much time and would rather drink a gross drink instead of have a meal. And we loving give these people money.
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not to defend Soylent or it's CEO. But Meal replacement drinks are actually a cool idea. Maybe just not that one though. Like If I could eat a pill or drink something that meant I wouldn't have to worry about eating unless I wanted to and had a taste for something it would be pretty dope.
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Dexo posted:not to defend Soylent or it's CEO. But Meal replacement drinks are actually a cool idea. Maybe just not that one though. if by cool idea you mean something hospitals figured out already, yeah
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Time posted:if by cool idea you mean something hospitals figured out already, yeah Yes. That is exactly what I meant.
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Crazy Ted posted:Reminder: the inventor and CEO of Soylent literally thinks that going to the grocery store is a sensory-overload attack on the brain and that it can trigger PTSD. He also orders clothes direct from Chinese factories, wears them once, throws them away, and then orders a new set because he thinks washing clothes wastes too much water and his method of clothing himself is better for the environment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsNktD9zW4
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I still  that Melo and Fiddy teamed up to release some garbage knock off Beats that no one wants
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Dexo posted:not to defend Soylent or it's CEO. But Meal replacement drinks are actually a cool idea. Maybe just not that one though. drat it's a slow news day.
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Dexo posted:Yes. That is exactly what I meant. oh when you said idea I thought you meant someone should tackle it. i have heard enough ideas that were valley people reinventing things that didn't need reinventing that I don't even know which way is up anymore. my bad!!
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Paul Zuvella posted:They didn't even lead the league in Defensive Rating what the gently caress are you talking about. They had the 5th best SRS in the league and also had Danny Manning and pepe Sanchez and Zlejko Rebraca and Cliff Robinson Bench units with Corliss Williamson, Omer Asik+ Chucky Atkins BALLED out of control Man those were the good old days when you needed a stockpile of random young and old, local and foreign, 7 footers. Just keep about 8 on your roster in case Jon Barry would come off the bench and catch fire from three and the crowd would go loving crazy, because he was a short bald white man Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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I didn't understand all this "Celtics overvalue Rozier" talk so I googled and apparently Danny Ainge refused to part with him in a trade for Ibaka? Never change Danny, never change.
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WhyteRyce posted:I didn't understand all this "Celtics overvalue Rozier" talk so I googled and apparently Danny Ainge refused to part with him in a trade for Ibaka? Never change Danny, never change. By continually waiting for young players to Develop he will always have job security, he's going to be the GM until he's murdered by an ownership hired hardcase, for not trading the 40th overall pick for two all stars and a cash payment of 1.4 million dollars
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Dejan Bimble posted:
Do you mean Okur, because otherwise I am confused as to what reality I bungled into...
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Crazy Ted posted:Kind of like how Soylent is basically SlimFast with different packaging and SILICONE VALLEY!!! marketing It's true. My grandfather once just lived for months on slimfast with a scoop of Rocky Road icecream a day.
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Is Terry Rozier the new Rodrigue Beaubois?
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Paul Zuvella posted:Is Terry Rozier the new Rodrigue Beaubois? First he has to score 40 points on Curry. Poor Roddy B, so much promise ruined by injuries that caused him to lose confidence. The Mavs were really close to bringing him back this season.
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Rick posted:It's true. My grandfather once just lived for months on slimfast with a scoop of Rocky Road icecream a day.
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Apr 19, 2017 21:04
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Hot take: gently caress tech bros and anything they shitout. ESPECIALLY uber
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WhyteRyce posted:I didn't understand all this "Celtics overvalue Rozier" talk so I googled and apparently Danny Ainge refused to part with him in a trade for Ibaka? Never change Danny, never change.
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Lockback posted:Do you mean Okur, because otherwise I am confused as to what reality I bungled into... That's literally the second time in two days I've read the word Mehmet Okur and swapped it for Omer Asik I'm racialist against Turks, all same to me
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Crazy Ted posted:That's the best thing: they all think Soylent is some revolutionary thing but you can literally go up to a bunch of tech broheims and say "Tommy loving Lasorda was making commercials for this poo poo in 1983" and you're pretty much correct. At first I thought you said Tony La Russa and I thought wow, what an apt analogy as a dude who tries way too hard to act smart and overthinks things.
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Dejan Bimble posted:That's literally the second time in two days I've read the word Mehmet Okur and swapped it for Omer Asik Omer Asik has no hands. Hedo Turkoglu played three positions and was good at two of them for...about a year. Enes Kanter will be the first Turkish NBA player to be assassinated since he's a fan of Gulen.
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iospace posted:Hot take: gently caress tech bros and anything they shitout. ESPECIALLY uber you're a good playoff poster
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Metapod posted:Last I heard it's still the first to 4 Rockets had enough points after 3 in that game, though
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Paul Zuvella posted:you're a good playoff poster I have to deal with uber eats. In one shift, we threw out seven fully made orders because of a lack of drivers.
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I was about to post about how bad batches of Soylent made many customers have diarrhea. Then I learned they made bars that also gave people diarrhea. Doesn't a chewable "food bar" kind of ruin the original point of their first product?
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Spacebump posted:I was about to post about how bad batches of Soylent made many customers have diarrhea. Then I learned they made bars that also gave people diarrhea. Doesn't a chewable "food bar" kind of ruin the original point of their first product? bringing the disruption to your digestive tract
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