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Techno Remix posted:Schad is on me for eating un-activated cashews this whole time. What, you've never noticed the tiny 'on' buttons?
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Your mom probably knows how to activate nuts if you ask her. real answer: they're just soaked in salt water
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Activating almonds is just another way Big Water has found to try to eradicate all natural occurring water from California.
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10 Beers posted:Bill O'Reilly is officially off of Fox News. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...ontent=20170419 
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Apr 19, 2017 19:58
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quote:Tucker Carlson will replace O'Reilly in the 8 p.m. ET time slot. The schad is on all of us.
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Techno Remix posted:Schad is on me for eating un-activated cashews this whole time. Activate is a fancy hippie bullshit term for germinate
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Apr 19, 2017 20:07
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Grow them into a whole new tree. Eat the tree. You will be unstoppable.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:12
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Tucker Carlson is much more annoying as far as just his voice and the way he speaks but at least so far it doesn't seem like he harasses women?
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Apr 19, 2017 20:15
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Basebf555 posted:Tucker Carlson is much more annoying as far as just his voice and the way he speaks but at least so far it doesn't seem like he harasses women? That bow tie says otherwise
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Apr 19, 2017 20:22
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10 Beers posted:Bill O'Reilly is officially off of Fox News. Solice Kirsk posted:"Go home
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Apr 19, 2017 20:22
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Is "tucker" a full name or short for some thing?
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Apr 19, 2017 20:22
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Regalingualius posted:Should've named her son Chris P. 
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Apr 19, 2017 20:25
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Rather morbid schadenfreude, but Aaron Hernandez was found hanged in his cell this morning. As a brief refresher, he was a guy with a troubled youth who was looking like he was going to be a rising star in the Patriots when he signed on for them... Only for it to come out that he'd never really gotten out of the gang life, and was heavily suspected in a double murder, and had been convicted of murdering a potential witness for THOSE murders. The kicker is that he was just acquitted of that pair of murders not even a week ago.
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Apr 19, 2017 20:28
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Jippa posted:Is "tucker" a full name or short for some thing? Etymology via wikipedia: "Recorded as both Tucker and Tooker, the derivation of the English occupational surname comes from the Old English, pre-7th Century verb tucian, meaning "to torment." It would have been for a fuller, also known as a "walker," one who softened freshly woven cloth by beating and tramping on it in water." Woah that is apt af
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Glazier posted:Activate is a fancy hippie bullshit term for germinate Cruel, if you think about it. You wake up the dormant nut and make it think it's gonna get to grow into a tree, then you eat it while it is awake and screaming.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cruel, if you think about it. You wake up the dormant nut and make it think it's gonna get to grow into a tree, then you eat it while it is awake and screaming. I have some bad news for you about how the malt for beer is made.
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Funzo posted:I have some bad news for you about how the malt for beer is made. The end justifies the means in that instance.
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By some accounts there's a civil war going on in the leadership of Fox News. One of Murdoch's sons thinks the network has gotten too stupid and wants to tone things down. O'Reilly is a pretty major scalp for him. Maybe we can look forward to a slightly less abrasively idiotic Fox News?
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poly and open-minded posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A JUICE PACKET INTO THE SLOT. THEN I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE IT- ITS KUNDALINI YOGA Jesus Christ 
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Thwomp posted:The schad is on all of us. I don't know if Tucker Carlson has ever sexually harassed anyone, but he sure as poo poo looks like he owns a couple of fur suits
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AKA Pseudonym posted:By some accounts there's a civil war going on in the leadership of Fox News. One of Murdoch's sons thinks the network has gotten too stupid and wants to tone things down. O'Reilly is a pretty major scalp for him. Maybe we can look forward to a slightly less abrasively idiotic Fox News? So, like, instead of being American society's bone cancer, it's its colon cancer? Cool, progress.
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Needs Fox News logo on the girl's head and Bill's head on the boy now. Someone please make this for me!
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Regalingualius posted:Rather morbid schadenfreude, but Aaron Hernandez was found hanged in his cell this morning. As a brief refresher, he was a guy with a troubled youth who was looking like he was going to be a rising star in the Patriots when he signed on for them... Only for it to come out that he'd never really gotten out of the gang life, and was heavily suspected in a double murder, and had been convicted of murdering a potential witness for THOSE murders. So, was he still in prison for the suspected witness murder or something? Why was he even still in a cell if he was acquitted?
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SpacePig posted:So, was he still in prison for the suspected witness murder or something? Why was he even still in a cell if he was acquitted? He had already been convicted of a murder when he was put on trial for more murders.
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SpacePig posted:So, was he still in prison for the suspected witness murder or something? Why was he even still in a cell if he was acquitted? He was found guilty of a different murder and was serving life. If you read up on the stories they're pretty nuts. I guess only one was true in the eyes of the law since he was acquitted for the double murder.
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SpacePig posted:So, was he still in prison for the suspected witness murder or something? Why was he even still in a cell if he was acquitted? No he was still convicted and serving a sentence for a different murder. That one was on appeal, and due to a interesting constitutional wrinkle (being guaranteed the right to assist in your trial/appeal), the conviction is expected to be vacated. efb: Well at least we agree.
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ilmucche posted:He was found guilty of a different murder and was serving life. If you read up on the stories they're pretty nuts. I guess only one was true in the eyes of the law since he was acquitted for the double murder. Except now he's dead so you can say he did it, cause he did.
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Glazier posted:Except now he's dead so you can say he did it, cause he did. Though legally he's not even guilty of the original murder because he died during the appeal process.
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FYI here's a good recent bio on Tucker Carlson. I'm not sure how closely he fits the fox news mould, http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/04/10/tucker-carlsons-fighting-words?mbid=rss
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Volcott posted:Though legally he's not even guilty of the original murder because he died during the appeal process. Yeah, I just got to that part of the Wikipedia article on him: "Wikipedia" posted:In the state of Massachusetts, Hernandez technically died an innocent man due to the legal principle of abatement ab initio, where if a person dies and has not exhausted all legal appeals, the case reverts to its status at the beginning; so the person becomes innocent. Hernandez had an appeal pending for his 2014 conviction in the murder of Odin Lloyd.
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quote:"I don't think Bill did anything wrong," President Trump told the Times in an interview earlier this month. "Personally, I think he shouldn't have settled."
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#Lifehack, get out of being charged with murder by killing yourself
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Volcott posted:Though legally he's not even guilty of the original murder because he died during the appeal process. The perfect crime!
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Good bird.
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I wonder what a bird would want from Amazon....Joseph Cheaney and Son's Classic Calfskin Capped Oxford in mahogany?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I wonder what a bird would want from Amazon....Joseph Cheaney and Son's Classic Calfskin Capped Oxford in mahogany? more birds
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Saint Freak posted:#Lifehack, get out of being charged with murder by killing yourself People have been speculating that the reasons he offed himself were: A) He'd pissed through nearly all of his cash for a solid defense on not one, but two high-profile murder cases. B) If he died while his case was under review, legally it would vacate his conviction, which could give his family a leg to stand on for claiming at least some of the cash he was supposed to get from signing on with the Patriots before he got outed as a murderer.
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"Alexa, millet. Now."
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Regalingualius posted:People have been speculating that the reasons he offed himself were: Pissing away cash for a solid defense but coming up short huh? He really was a New England Patriot through and through.
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